GeekShock is the most amazing podcast on the planet and we have the geek cred to prove it. Every week we regale you with the latest geek news (both good and bad), what geeky things our crew has been doing, and playing stupid games. If it’s movies, television, board games, video games, D&D, comics, sci-fi, fantasy, horror, or anything geeky in pop culture, we’ve all over it.
Episodes
Jun 20, 2012
Jun 20, 2012
1hr 20 min
Are you ready for the ultimate Snaps throwdown!?! Well...keep waiting cause it ain't happenin' here, cuz. But we do throw down some sweet geekery like the Sony WaitStation, Jimmy Urine Skin, more D&D, John Carter (in three parts), slave boots, Draw Anything, Ha666ry P666er, Hero Initiatives, Borg are back, aliens frozen, Game of Georges, Snow Crash, Microsoft Surface 720, and It's a Marvel World after All. This week we give it all we've got. So does your mother! Oh, Snap! (You see it's because I infer that your mother enjoys intercourse and performs to the best of her ability...)
Jun 13, 2012
Jun 13, 2012
1hr 21 min
Get ready to search the vomit for rainbows! This week in geek we discuss the Ready Player One contest, Moreformers, you sunk my excuse (!), DC #0, Morevengers, another GB tease, World War Zzzzzzz, Justice League, It has two parts, 2nd Watch, the God Particle, Diablo 3 apathy, Melbourne-where the zombies live, SmartGlass, Wii U slip(?), the loss of the World's Mightiest Heroes, and to top it all off... A bacon sundae. Like YOU haven't cried at a movie trailer....
Jun 6, 2012
Jun 6, 2012
1hr 19 min
Put down that beanbag and face front! E3 is upon us and we wouldn't be doing our duty if we didn't chime in but that's not all the geekery that has happened this week as we discuss Scream TV, Blatty's Blatt, Totally Blacked Out, Hell's Kitchen Nightmare, World War Zzzzzzzz, cooking your penis for others, Go green (or go home green), Stuff you already bought: Phase 1, Who's 50th, Star Wars: Deadwood, and Ready Flux Capacitor One! So set the saucepan heat to medium, it's time for a Geek Shock!
May 30, 2012
May 30, 2012
1hr 21 min
Warning: There are thing is this episode that you do NOT want to visualize. But, if you can make your way past the Ghost Whores you will find a cornucopia of Geek News like the Slap & Tickle, the Yardsale, The G.I. Joe Sequel (now in glorious 3D), Lobo's Journey to Mysterious Island 2, Mother May I Sleep With Clarice, Iron Man 3 Budgets, The Dark Knight Returns (to animation), the fall of Big Huge, Shadow of the Colossus, Diablo 3, Super Street Bundle, Comic-con zombies, more ads in games, and the Dewdriver. Then you to can say "Mother may I sleep with _______ "
May 22, 2012
May 22, 2012
55 min
Hopefully the problems with this episode have been fixed (Thank you, Thomas). It's an oldie, but goodie.
This week we share with you the most horrible, fantastic, free, offensive, enlightening game known to man. Ladies and gents may we present.... CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!!!
May 16, 2012
May 16, 2012
1hr 26 min
Watch where you put your feet in this ghastly episode of Geek Shock where we talk about geek happenings like Stinkor Week, Zed Events, Dark Berry, the evils of adoption, rape toast, upcoming TV shows, Mayan Calendars, Hiccupops, Diablo 3, more government DVD intrusion, and the Big List continues with SYFY reality shows. So drink that toilet wine and prepare for a Geek Shock!
May 9, 2012
May 9, 2012
1hr 31 min
Parents, hide your dolphins and call the Defarment of Depends! The boys of Geek Shock continue to terrorize good taste as they talk about geeky subjects like Axe Cop, Diablo III, Avengers, Cabin in the Woods (spoiler fee), Dumb Box Deals, the DoD, Carbon-Freeze-Me, Cameron's one trick kitty, MMO-dive, Elder Scrolls Online, Driverless Cars, Dish vs AMC, Kick Ass 2, and the Big List continues as we explore pitches of SYFY scripted shows. So bring along your heroin addict, it's time for a Geek Shock!
May 2, 2012
May 2, 2012
1hr 34 min
This episode we speak of Jury Duty, Dark Shadows, The Raven, The Three Stooges, Angry Birds Land, Cruise Helsing, Romita's Record, Fringe con vs con vs pro, Obi's arrest, Lucasland, lotsa Hulk , Gaimen Disney, Poltergeist 201X, Comic-con Exclusive Toys, the Avengers, Dredd, Adam Sessler's G4 departure and we continue our SYFY Big List. So drop your pants at the Goodwill, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Apr 25, 2012
Apr 25, 2012
1hr 31 min
Nothing beats the heat like Godfather on Ice! This week we talk about Kiss Mini-Golf, King's Island, Hulk Dush, Crown Crust Pizza, Saw Boat, Axe Cop, Gambitious, Kenny vs Spenny, cell carriers, Lobo, Super Boob Ball, Amazon tax and The Big List makes it's triumphant return as SYFY announces it's new "offerings". Get ready to get scared by a door; it's Geek Shock!
Apr 18, 2012
Apr 18, 2012
1hr 15 min
Oh, God help us! Paul is drinking sweet tea again and you get all the "benefits". Plus Fact-Check Andy takes a seat at the couch to weigh in on this week's geekery such as Monsterpalooza 2012, Arizona, Jersey Comics, BTW, Resident Jacket, Mr Toad's Wild Film, Need For Seed, Thief of Thieves, Halo 4, Joyland, abandoned amusement parks, Trooper Gump, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Gamestopped, Plastic Galaxy, Moon's Olympiad appearance, Titanic profits, Sin City 2, and falling game numbers. So give that cricket a rim shot, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Apr 11, 2012
Apr 11, 2012
1hr 18 min
This is what we get when we watch an episode of Wondershowzen before we record. You (and your families) have been warned. NSFW WTF BBQ! It starts with yogurt. Nuff Said! But we also talk about geeky things like I Can Has Reality Show(?), not your Springfield, more Game, less violence, Get Along Gang, less Mandarin, Robogeddon, The ship that almost was, Mummy madness, ME3:Ex, Golden poo, He-Man DC, John Romero, and National Comics. So give your praise to Space Jesus! It's time for a Geek Shock!
Apr 4, 2012
Apr 4, 2012
1hr 30 min
Today we "crack" the mystery of Virgin Boy Eggs (if you have to ask, then you NEED to listen). We also delve into the Supercheck, Triplets, the real D&D, Geek & Sundry, Barker's babies, more Burgundy, companion 7, Amazon Primed for PS3, the nature of DLC, Arizona is being dumb again, Sega stripped, Wii U-less, people read books (dammit), the joys of Allan, and the O.C.T. So tell your brother to pee in the pot, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Mar 28, 2012
Mar 28, 2012
1hr 11 min
Oh, we love to stir the nerd-rage pot, don't we? It's even better when Michael Bay makes our job easier. That's not the only thing that might send you into a tizzy. We also talk about the Spider that almost was, the Facebook bill, tweet theater, Mass Effect 3.1, The Hobbit, Hemlock Grove, Super-whaaaa(?), Mistborn, Carrie (3,4,..5?), the Rize of the D, Clerks Animated 2.0 and Soul Calibur 5. Just say "Yay" to "Bay"!
Mar 21, 2012
Mar 21, 2012
1hr 30 min
Geek Shock is a wholesome Mom and Pop operation. If you don't believe us, just look at our box art. And while you are at it, listen in as we talk about Mass Affectation, Batman Live in the US, Blood Urine Man, TAMT, Wu-Farm Clan, John Carter FTL, Diablo III, Michael Dorn, Game Law, IP Pirates, cross dressing grandpa, Creepshow 3, and the number of Dead. So get ready to pop. It's time for Geek Shock!
Mar 14, 2012
Mar 14, 2012
1hr 23 min
Take a good look into your mirrored ceiling and look deep into your geeked out soul. This week my cause some serious introspection as we talk about John Carter, George Reith, Michael's Pail Kids, Porkin' Donuts, SW:TO Freepublic, Mammoth Park, Chronicle(s), Peter Molyneux, the Dark Tower returns, Braveheart 227, suicidal time-travelers, Diablo plays nice, 3DS FTW, Marvel Super-comics, the Running of the Rascals, the return of the Griswalds, Ultimate Marvel Marathon, Drone-o-cop, Double Fine's Adventure, and The Tongue and The Whisper. SO get ready to share that big bed with a little Geek Shock.
Mar 7, 2012
Mar 7, 2012
1hr 30 min
Rango, FTW. WTF. Geek Shock is back and that is where you will find the wonderful cupcakes directly from the Famous Paul. Beware of strange machines that offer goodness/badness. Also look out for New Pac-Man cartoons, Revolution's Creed, Mass Effect 3, Nosy job offers, Harry Pottbox, Rango, 99 Stories, Outerra, Ultimate Tak Ball, Bender FTW, Cupcake ATM (God Help Us), auto-corrects, fights on Boardwalk, McRibster, Balder's Gate (?), Kim Fields, NASA, and meth/comics addiction. So scratch that scratch-n-sniff sticker. It's time for Geek Shock!
Feb 21, 2012
Feb 21, 2012
1hr 12 min
GLAPPY - (adj.). The mixed feelings you get when you see a movie/tv show/book/game that you didn't really care for, but you are glad they made it anyway (the 'meh' that you care for). i.e."I was really GLAPPY to see the Conan movie because even though I didn't like it, I'll probably never get to see another one in the theater." Today the Geek Shock crew add another important word to your geek vernacular. We also talk about the drudgery of the reboot, Taymor's triumph, TF4, Pee Wee xxx, Twisted Metal: Spirit of Vengeance, prime time Hannibal, John Carter: Princess of Mars, TMNT 3.0, and a slew of other deep nerd issues. So join us. You'll be glappy you did!
Feb 14, 2012
Feb 14, 2012
1hr 21 min
This week's Geek Shock is a culinary delight as we marvel at all the things that Paul has put into his mouth. We also talk about The River, Comic Book Men, The Walking Dead, Lillyhammer, Ultimate Dog Tease, Pizza Hut engagements, Warner Bros. owns everything, Whitney Houston, Double Fine's Kickstarter, Doctor Trek, a lot of Simpsons, space19992099, Smallville season 11, Ghost rider and Gary Freidrich, China, and the Sci-Fi Center. So take a bite of that bull penis! It's time for a geek shock.
Feb 7, 2012
Feb 7, 2012
1hr 15 min
Time to punch in your nerd card, cause this week the geek goes deep. WE explore this week's geek news to depths hitherto unploombed. So deep I don't even know what that last sentence means.. so join us as we put our things down, flip it, and reverse it on topics like Musical McFly, Galactic Dance Off, Kiss (good and meh), the Simpsothon, Diablo III, Fourkiller, coma Clive, and musings on a new Trek TV series. Roll up them pants. It's Geek Shock!
Feb 1, 2012
Feb 1, 2012
1hr 17 min
It's exciting day when we can give you Geek Shock with no impediment. But we have various mouth babies to talk about such as Madison Land, Virgin Girl Sweat Spray, Absolutely Anything, Super Fun Night, Nine Inch Snuff Film, V/H/S, X-Men: Second Class, Alcatraz, Marvel Next, Piratism, Twitter Felonies, Shazam, Nintendont, E3 hardware, ESA, and Star Wars: Underworld ep.1. So plug up that wall, it's time for a Geek Shock.
Jan 24, 2012
Jan 24, 2012
1hr 17 min
Writer & comedian Matt Donnelly joins us once again as we traipse through the high-tech bathrooms of the geek news world. Waffle lovers may alter their opinions at any time during the show (pro or con). God help us, it’s Geek Shock!
Jan 19, 2012
Jan 19, 2012
1hr 26 min
This is it! Barry's final Geek Shock episode and the gang is all here to cheer him on (i.e. ridicule him) and wish him well (lulz). Plus there a grip of Geek news out there...eventually... so join us in sending off the lady-haired freak. You'll laugh so hard you'll cough up your cancer!
Jan 11, 2012
Jan 11, 2012
1hr 9 min
This year, make sure you put out the cheese or else the Coaster Gremlin will do his horrible business. In the meantime we have horrible business to attend to such as talking about ShEvil Dead, Akria costs too much, Dark Vador Burgers, more Marvel TV, Starwars: Underpants, D&D5, my little pony corrections, Kinect for Windows, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, Sopa app, Diablo III , and the Vita's vitals. Beware the Gremlin and beware this episode of Geek Shock!
Jan 4, 2012
Jan 4, 2012
1hr 16 min
It's a new year and we're a man down, but geek news waits for no one. We have Alien sex brothels and Fandom Menace (Nerdsy Shore) to talk about as well as a slew of many other geeky things. Woe to you, oh earth and sea, for it is a human number: 01111110. (Well...a logic number anyway)
Dec 28, 2011
Dec 28, 2011
1hr 58 min
Professor Biggs joins us as we talk ebout the best Geek stuff of 2011. Foulness Ensues.
Dec 21, 2011
Dec 21, 2011
1hr 3 min
Paul! Paul! He's a maniac. And Legos have nothing to do with it. Maybe it was the death of his beloved horse. Or his beloved fox. Either way, this week we talk about Brave dealings, Wolverine's man in jail, the anti-taser sabre, Lego maniacs, the end of the Pond, Guterson's gutter, GB3-1, Skyrim, Shatner, Sony, SOPA, Louis CK's experiment, and Foo quake. So protect your horses, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Dec 14, 2011
Dec 14, 2011
1hr 10 min
Do you like butter? Sure we all do! Well...maybe not after this week's....episode. We also go into Stan's Annihilator, hours of White Knight, Psycho II.0, Who's got game (Jeff apparently), Jerry Robinson, Myth-busted, Thor 2 (director 0), MW3+, Aja's Horns, Oh, no! Kenny has 0 HP, AFRTS, Zhang zaps cancer, Paul whacks cancer, and Norway eats all the butter. Brace yourself, friends. For this over the top episode of Geek Shock!
Dec 7, 2011
Dec 7, 2011
1hr 7 min
Drop in for news on our big giveaway, then its pleasure and pain. Pleasure and Pain. It's a fine line and we cross both sides in abundance. This week we speak of Hanson Beer, Akria Reboots, Ayer shows us his little friend, in space "naturally", the return of the bugs, Kepler's children, Potter goes west, Jaws goes away, the Dead tramples the rest, Blu-Ray: The Hands of Fate, Avengers vs. X-men v. Paul, American Red Boss, Robo-Kahn, and anti-piracy piracy. I call shenanigans! It's Geek Shock!
Nov 30, 2011
Nov 30, 2011
1hr 9 min
You didn't ask to see Paul's talent. You didn't ask to hear about Kommander K's rubber-band marks. You didn't ask to hear Torgo fail at reading. But you receive all that and more in spades on this week's episode. You also hear about more Spidey-Musical stuff, Hasbro and their movie decisions, the Partybear, Battle Royal(e), Captain Jack's rescue, Breaking Brains: Part 1, the Walking Cover-up, Old Murder House, Google Mini-Maps, Dark Orbit's rake-in, more zombies than ever, Madder Maxes, and Skyrim the e-book. Don't forget to bake the key in the cake, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Nov 23, 2011
Nov 23, 2011
1hr 10 min
80's Jeff - GONE! Dr. Vlarg - M.I.A.! That leaves four on the couch in a big week of news including, Rocky(Sings!), Quarter-Muncher: The Movie, Ender's Game Begins, A Boost for Gold, Star Wars: The Exhibit(This time w/science!), Puppets return to TV, Pirates in Parliament, Powers redux, AKA: Marvel on TV, Munsters (Funny?), The Protect-IP/Stop Internet Piracy Act, Skyrim+, The loss of Anne, AMC is Thunderstruck, extra Dex, and DCU: onwards and upwards. All this and Captain JaneLewis on this week's Geek Shock!
Nov 16, 2011
Nov 16, 2011
1hr 6 min
Nov 8, 2011
Nov 8, 2011
1hr 15 min
This is the week we lose Torgo to Skyrim so we'd better get the geek news while the gettin's good like the shell game, ArKay, the Italian Gelpen, mondo Whopper, flying the boobie skies, Oz 2.0, crap movies, the amazing Serkis, more Horror Story, NYC tunnels, up your DC, Modern Warfare 3, Lego my Lego Universe, Rockband 4, DC U free, Segel's Goonie Labyrinth, Rose Madder, Harold & Kumar, plus Balloons. Will Barry succumb to Torgo's plea for Warhammer? Will Deb assist in the nefarious scheme? Will Just Michael survive the shampoo condom prank? Will 80's Jeff ever finish a story? Tune in to find out!
Nov 2, 2011
Nov 2, 2011
1hr 7 min
We are taking this week off, but it doesn't mean we are leaving you in the lurch. You survived another Halloween, but can you survive the funny that is the Best of Geek Shock? We shall see, true believer. We will be back next week with an all new Geek Shock. Specal thank you to Anthony Barnaby for his Best of Geek Shock Youtube channel. You rock, man.
Oct 26, 2011
Oct 26, 2011
1hr 11 min
When the small man tells you that he can weave all that straw into gold, READ THE FINE PRINT. On today's Geek Shock, the Famous Paul weaves a children's tale full of wonder while Barry looks on shaking his head in hatred. 80's Jeff violently defends Chuck. Kommander K gives up Pac-Man for camels. And Master Torgo contemplates ending his financial well being through the magic of Games Workshop. Plus the usual musing over the geek news of the week. And by usual I mean downright disgusting.
Oct 19, 2011
Oct 19, 2011
1hr 10 min
Writer & comedian Matt Donnelly joins us in our weekly geek discussions and if you haven't seen Matt and Paul in the same room, then you need to get out to the Onyx Theater on Monday nights. They're livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks. Apologies to Jim Steinman. And to you faithful listener. Prepare yourself for some funny s**t.
Oct 12, 2011
Oct 12, 2011
1hr 14 min
For all the great news we had last week, we have an equal amount of S**ty news this week. But we will make it through, true believer. Not only do we cover the week in geek but our old pal returns for another edition of "Ask Chain-y". You asked for it. Dammit.
Oct 5, 2011
Oct 5, 2011
1hr 11 min
Another Newberry award winning Geek Shock has joined the frey and competes for your scholastic dollars. In this wonderful return to form we talk about Power-Con/Thundercon, maggots, banned books, Simpson trouble, the new 52, and much more. So get off of your fused butt and get ready for a Geek Shock.
Sep 21, 2011
Sep 21, 2011
52 min
It's time to throw our usual format out to the Battle Cat as we bring you our look back at the surprisingly good summer of movies. Plus the long fan-awaited return of ask Mumm-Ra. Hold on to your socks children as we return to the Pyramid of Ultimate Evil.
Sep 14, 2011
Sep 14, 2011
1hr 12 min
Now normally we don't cow tow to politics on the geekfest known as Geek Shock, but when Dick Cheney (voiced by the famous Paul) descends on the show like a 22 year old vampire with the Downs, then you know it's gotta be good. That's not all! You also get Ghostbusters UK, Top Gun 3D, Josephine smith 3D, Spielberg vs Lucas, Creature, bookflix, pentagon star, Descent of Thrones, Wii zzzz, Hannibal, Bucky Larson, the Gamestop tablet, 40 first Saints, Steambox, video game history, and more. So hide your children and for God's sake STAY WAY FROM THE ABANDONED HOOTERS, it's Geek Shock.
Sep 7, 2011
Sep 7, 2011
1hr 16 min
Here is Yeti another Geek Shock for year geek listening enjoyment. MT, 80's J, TFP, KK & JM at at it Yeti again giving you all the big(foot) news you can handle like YETI, the fried cheese melt, the secret stash, YETI, the Walking Dead, beating the Bear, Fudge, YETI, crocomonster, Game Stop goes Apple, Starz out, fake meat, YETI, Free-Trek, Penny Arcade, and more Star Wars Blu-Ray madness. So Sasquatch your teeth into that. That.... didn't make sense.