Geek Shock

Geek Shock #174 - WHO Drives The Bus !?!

This is it!  The longest Geek Shock ever recorded.  So long that we ran out of hard drive space on the home studio!  What could drive us into such nerdy heft?  Subjects like interactive magazines, demon barbers, Portlandia, King of the Nerds, Godzilla's Godzookie, Tailly, Godawfulsey, PocketWarwick, Who drives the Bat now(?), ZombieTVLand, Pokemon XXX, Terminator: Dracula's Bloody Avatar Island, Copyright Craft Theme Park, Dawson College of Evil, TripleShock, personal outsourcing, and the issue of homicide vs. video games.  That and a whole lot more on this uber-long, abruptly ending Geek Sho---

Geek Shock #173 - The "P" is Silent

Welcome Mr. Bumblesnort and friends to another bizarro edition of Geek Shock!  Today we talk about Alana's Wish, Jurassic Park Fast(!), White House vs. Darth Vader, Disneylanders, '38 Mazzara, confusingly sexy Alien, S.H.I.E.L.D., Important Studios, better Netflix, BeXar county library, cannons in the park, World of Saving Us, Amazon Autorip, Love Me Do for everyone, and Find My iPhone (at Wayne's house).  It's time for Rusty Pubes to get a ropin'.  It's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #172 - Ling Dings

Improv king, Matt Donnelly (follow him on Twitter at @sweetmattyd) joins us once again for another chaotic and mind pulverizing Geek Shock where we discuss such geeky issues as Batman art, the slow return of Godzilla, the fast return of Sin City, M Night's Twin Peaks, the Anti-Justice League, Penn Jillette's Sunday School Podcast, a father in China, Chinese currency, Paul laughs at cancer, Marvel Legos, The Justice League roster, Target vs Amazon and the joy of Child's Play. So call Lance Link. It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #171 - Hulk on Hulk Action!

Professor Biggs join us on our not so womanly return to Geek Shock.  This week we muse about the Tao of Charlie Brown, Hulk Orgies, Playback, PS2 vamoose, The Wars that wasn't, Another one walks from Dead, Twilight Zone, Legos at 88 mph, Curse Space 3, Arrested Development and life through the eyes of Starman.  So get ready to solve for "X".  It's time for Geek Shock.  Remember, the Premier of Captain Luddite's film "Wins A Lot" starring Master Torgo premieres in Las Vegas on January 30th at 2pm at Brenden Theaters in the Palms Hotel.  $5 donation at the door gets you in. Come join the funny!

Geek Shock #170 - Letters To Farmhouse

Our nearly two hour long, holiday extravaganza includes the long awaited return of Big Black and non-awaited return of Dr. Vlarg as we pontificate on such nerdly matters such as Porn watchers having a short attention span, Troll: The Rise of Harry Potter, The Hobbit Trek Into Darkness, The truth of the Matrix, Superduperman and the ownership thereof, The joys of Ikea, Porn watchers having a short attention span, Weird Desks, let the nerd blame begin, Oates & Hall, K9 Syfy, Wenis U, The Indy mystery, Humanity against cards, Porn watchers having a short attention span, and the continuing saga of Carlos Romero and his sidekick on the side, Doodles. On the first day of Christmas, your true nerds gave to you... Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #169 - The Jocktor

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Geek Shock #168 - Would a Cube Impress You?

Some shows are a sprint. Some are a test of endurance. Guess which one this is. Fear not, true believer, for we discuss geeky things like Doomsday Preppers, Family Circus (gag), Romulan Ale, Where the Unicorns live, Bazooka Joe, Vampires in the mill, Wonder Iris, New spider folk, JLA for the obvious, Highlander joy, Under the Dome, a change in Vertigo, Disflix, self-copyright infringement, sphincter skills, and another rousing session of Redlight/Greenlight. So get ready for the long run. Get ready for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #168 - Would a Cube Impress You?

Some shows are a sprint. Some are a test of endurance. Guess which one this is. Fear not, true believer, for we discuss geeky things like Doomsday Preppers, Family Circus (gag), Romulan Ale, Where the Unicorns live, Bazooka Joe, Vampires in the mill, Wonder Iris, New spider folk, JLA for the obvious, Highlander joy, Under the Dome, a change in Vertigo, Disflix, self-copyright infringement, sphincter skills, and another rousing session of Redlight/Greenlight. So get ready for the long run. Get ready for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #168 - Would a Cube Impress You?

Some shows are a sprint. Some are a test of endurance. Guess which one this is. Fear not, true believer, for we discuss geeky things like Doomsday Preppers, Family Circus (gag), Romulan Ale, Where the Unicorns live, Bazooka Joe, Vampires in the mill, Wonder Iris, New spider folk, JLA for the obvious, Highlander joy, Under the Dome, a change in Vertigo, Disflix, self-copyright infringement, sphincter skills, and another rousing session of Redlight/Greenlight. So get ready for the long run. Get ready for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #167 - Heavy Petting Zoo

You can blame it on a slow news week. You can blame it on Torgo for unearthing these stories. Or, you can blame yourselves for enjoying this filth. On this dastardly episode of Geek Shock, we talk about the the mini-Wii, Gangnam takeover, Next old men, Charlie Trex, Zombies getting you into college, The danger of one Finnish girl, never invite your digital girlfriend to your wedding, the hotness of Korean dictators, Canadian Hostess, the dangers of roach eating, Xbox vs. WiiU, and animal pimping. So get ready for a Chinese nude spank, it's time for Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #166 - Necrotic Herpes

Beware! This episode contains necrotic herpes and exploding Mountain Dew.  It also contains information on Trans-Shanghai, Dolly Hostess, Asteroids: The Homecoming, NextBox, Gandalf Connery, Lotsa Star Wars, Walking Dead to the bank, Pratchett's World, Mega-Man, Mountain Doom, Gamers vs. Surgeons, Then you have my permission to play Sam Fisher, don't text for points, Axel Foley, Jr., Star Trek: An Unexpected Journey, Marvel Blu part 2, Younger Sherlock Holmes, Avatar (The best movie ever!), and Microsoft by the hour.  Plus (God, help us) Robot in Jail all on this week's Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #165 - Bitin' Monkey

Geek Shock: The ultimate guilty pleasure as we talk about geeky things like Dorito-gate, Rock: The Ratner Wars, Say "hi" to Michael Bay for me, Big Thunder Mountain, The next Star Wars, CW joy, Clone Vader, Fox is Marvel, WOW in the Senate, Call of Duty: Mass Effect, Dumbish, SW:TOR MMO FTP, Sony's slide, The magazine slide, and the future of Grand Theft Auto.  So tune into your secret show, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #164 - Da Vinci As Folk

What do you do when Big Bro Microsoft is watching you? NO, Torgo not that! You listen to Geek shock where we talk about things like Expendables 3, the New 52 covers, Lucas gives it up, Locke & Key, Starz hot bizness, Die Han Die, Whedonverses, Labyrinth, Ewok rap, Cusack's Cell, Kinect peers into your soul, Ralph wrecks the Box Office, Stan Lee's Strange behavior, Flight of the Muppets, and Meth-busters. So turn up that soundtrack to Labyrinth, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #163 - Go Full Guinea Pig

So did anything interesting happen today?  I dunno.. things like DISNEY BUYING LUCASFILM, Arnold's return as Conan, Vaughn quitting X-Men, Sasquach bounties, G4Nobody, flipping off your neighbors wi-fi style, Logan's timeline, Disney Princesses, Gerbils, Freddy's nemesis vs. the Federation, and Resident Evil 6 gets fixed (ala the vet).  All this and more in a TWO HOUR Geek Shock extravaganza.  God help us.

Geek Shock #162 - All This and Horrible More!

Never before has a podcast spent more time on the forced nether-regions of Klingon anatomy. But there's more to talk about this week than gaping ridges. Things like Sleeping Together Shop, Left Behind again, heart warming Family Circus, WOW players need not run for office, Hobbit Hole Breakfast, one big Falcon, Microsoft hates your money, The Hobbit Report, punching the wife of the Dark Lord, Evil Dead ear infection, the Running Dead, Ant Man, big Dead bundles, and The State of the (MOT)Universe. Plus stay on afterward as we add to Denny's already nummy menu. So grab your Billbo Berry Smoothie, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock Rewind #3 - Don't Taze Me, Jem!

The final Rewind before we return next week with an all new CouchC...uh, Geek Shock. This Rewind combines the previously unavailable episodes 3 and 4.  This is where the format starts to come together and Paul starts to let loose the hounds of taco.  Agent Skillz joins us and Barry gushes about Jem.  It's a hoot!

Geek Shock Rewind #2 - Star Trek: Our Experience

A promise made better.  Here is the second of our Rewind Series where we make our (before now) unavailable first episodes dance before you, our loyal listener.  Since we recieved many complaints that the first Rewind was too short (our early episodes were only thirty minutes long), I have combined episodes 2 and 3 into a single rewind.  Since both episodes are about the last days of Star Trek: The Experince attraction in Las Vegas, they compliment each other well.

Geek Shock #161 - The Journey of Batty Man

Though we talk about The Boredoms, this Geek Shock is anything but. Thrill to the land of bad Kiss Parody! Dance to the rhythm of asteroid mining/fish gutting! Pleasure yourself to sexy tales of parking! Somewhere in there we also find room to talk about real life time travel - REALLY, Zynga board games, Evil Head, Mark moves to make Fox Marvel, Sense8, Xbox for presidency, Todd McFarlane sues Spawn, Planet of the Cloverfield, Japanese pirates walk the plank, Xbox live rewards, the streams of Mars, Stan Lee IS Iron Man, a Blu Dark Knight, Fargo on TV ya, Arizona man tests Police, and stay tune to a little extra as we decide where in time WE want go-go. So find a place to park, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #160 - Louis Lane Fish Pie

A grand welcome back to Kommander K and introducing Special Guest Star, Big Black (Aka the Carl fellow we've mentioned on past episodes).  This week we talk about Killercon, Barbarella, The Goratorium, a Knight's Longer Tale, Neo-Ghostbusters, World War Zzzzz, The ire of comic book writers, the Cleveland Airport Superman Exhibit, and so much more.  So order up your fish pie, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #159 - Jehovavitch

The boys that make the noise are back with an all new Geek Shock!  This week we talk about Ben Folds & Fraggles, Talk Like a Pirate Day, Transformers 4, Wonder Women from Lesbos, Dorn's got a brand new bag, MANIMAL(!), Final Fantasy XIII - WTF, President America, Movie Ninjas, Shannara, NASA's space bubble, Trek off the dark, Smallishville, WiiU, expensive briefcases, G4 no more, Artless History, Final Fantasy Four Hundred $, and time to eat the sugar, kids!  So jump in feet first... I double dog dare ya!

Geek Shock Rewind #1 - Dark Men of Steel

A promise made good.  Many of you have asked for earlier episodes of the show.  Since Las Vegas weather is bordering on trecherous tonight, we have re-posted the previously unavailable, first episode of Geek Shock (back when it was still called the Couchcast).  I hope you enjoy it and look forward to having you back next week for an all new Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #158 - Strap On Backpack

I tried... I tried to give you an informative geek news program.  And it started so well with deep discussions of the Apple/Samsung fight and what it means to be a hero in today's society.  Then Paul's prayer to the Lords of Chaos was answered let slip the hounds of hell.  But we did get to talk about those damn space Turtles, The Rocketeer, Para Time, AI, Mars and Axl.  Welome to chaos.  Welcome to Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #157 - Necropsy

What is going on in this week's Geek Shock? *STAB* Ok...let's see... There seems to be Expendables 2, Getaway, Emulators, Angry Bird Day, Universal Soldier, Finn and Sawyer, 86'ed magic items, Spiderkick, Dark Tower, Gunn's Galaxy, Downey's Boo Boo, Harry Harrison, Polar Bear Zebra Herpes, Valve's Big Picture, The Un-secret Santa, Nintendo Powerless, DnD: AD, Spike Lee's Oldboy, The end of The Boys, and Showtime hates new viewers. This show seems to be innocent. But it's one more clue on my quest to find the real culprit. Shut Up!

Geek Shock #156 - Fartbox & Chili Weiner

Wait! Who's that I see? It's Barry and Deb back from the nether regions of Texas to join us as we talk about Star Trek Conventions, the Classic Gaming Expo, chalices, ALF, Double Hollow, Roboflop, Handball Dong, Konami hates you, Batle.hack, Hench, Bill and Ted and (?), Daredirector, Mad Max and the Word Burgers, OUYA, Gilliam's huh(?), Joe Kubert, Who's drama, the Amityville what, Q-Bert, Fapple, TV's for guns, iBook porn and why people buy it. So quickly make a Coily and get ready for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #155 - Granny Rags

Ach! What be floatin' in the Loch!!? You dunna' want te know! But you might want to know about Ghostbusters 3, The Bobby Bunch, Avengers 2, Pizza, Necromancer, Dini-less Bats, the fate of Daredevil, High Moon, Proof, Dark Tower, Thor 2, Prometheus 2, Dishonored casting, Think Geek's Idea Factory and the fate of Mattycollector.com. So get them fire trucks ready, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #154 - Cheaper Than Keeping a Kid Alive

Did you know that for only 16 cents a day you can give a starving Famous Paul  Hostess Ho-Ho's? Or was it Whore-Ho's? No wait! It was He-Man! Or it could be any of the following: Snoop Lion, Goratorium, Meh Royale, The Claw, J. J.'s Earthquake, Scrubs 51, Fantastic Foo, Indy film, Hugo's miracle in 3D, Avengers lite, Next-men, Mattycollector, the He-Man Movie, and Mechs for the home. So give today, cause you don't want little Paul to be starved of Two-Bad.

Geek Shock #153 - Scale Wars

How would you rate this Geek Shock? Four stars? AC.E+? Three-and-a-half Jalapenos? Two Robot's in jail? However you rate it, it was a great and horrible week for geeks everywhere and we weigh in on the Dark Knight fallout. We also talk about Pepsi vs Coke, Chik-Fil-A vs Muppets, Orci/Kurtzman vs American literary history, Taiwan vs game breaks, AMC vs costumes, Jurassic Park 4 vs 2014, bedridden children vs Giant Voldemort, Dreamworks vs your childhood, DC vs writers, and NBC vs sexy Dracula. We also discuss the worst performing films of 2011 (cause we're topical like that). So rate the world in a scale of your choosing, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #152 - The Bravest Of All The Fruits

Prepare your Navel Oranges for this week's Geek Shock because the news out of Comic Con comes hard and fast (like Vlarg's mom). Captain Luddite joins us as we talk about our latest prize giveaway, Epic Scents, Dark Knight: Lights Up, Shag A Gamer, World War Zzzzz, Donald Duck Orange Juice, navels and Mandarins, Ant Men, Gozira, Soloman Kane, the Goddamn Sandman, Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist, Guardians of the Galaxy, Falcon, Harry's Horns, The Deadpool Game, Mad Hatter Men, Rango: The Ride, deadly moon dust, Ultima F2P, and the Big List courtesy of people who think you are going to Hell. So get greasy. It's time for Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #151 - Big Hoss Gunter

Geek Shock: Where a Geek can be a Geek! Not only do we bring you the Chuck E. Cheese lament. Not only do we introduce the THOUGHT of the spawn of 80's Jeff. We also talk about Stretch Armstrong, Smallville's Arrow, Spider-man Six, EVO (Brolylegs), THE 'MERICA, ACTA, GB3, Scarlett "Money" Johansson, Fassbender's Creed, Trek 2 reveals, Ouya, Keep 32, Ear Necklaces, You're Still Here(?): The Old Republic, ISP spying and more damned SYFY shows. So spiffy up that rat, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #150 - Jesus Christ Dinosaur Warlord

It is EPISODE 150! And to celebrate... we don't stray from the formula what so ever! But that means you get great topics like Mcdonaldland, Amazing Spider-man, Mermaids, The Book that Can't Wait, Ryanlander, Lego my League, Stormin Norman, Guardians of the Avengers, shorts, After Will, Big Hero 6, Lost Boys, Gundam, the exile of Pitbull, Marvel's (non)reboot, stank free pants and SYFY continues to confound on The Big List. Plus we announce the prize for when we hit 800 Facebook likes! So hold on to you hamburgers! It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #149 - Nessie's Snozzberry

A special guest joins us as Adam Kozlowski (aka Captain Luddite) throws his snozzberry into the fray as we talk about such geek news as Stewart's Paycheck, the evolution of Nessie, Berg's Blame Game (part 2), Transylmania, This Old Earth, 80's Jeff's Secret, Guardians of the Inflatable Furniture, Ant Man Moves, Willy Wonka and the Tasteless Joke, Metal Men, Barbarella's boob tube, 3DS XL WTF BBQ, Comic Shop Heroes, and the Big List Continues. So get excited to do the backstroke and prepare for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #148 - Snap!

Are you ready for the ultimate Snaps throwdown!?!  Well...keep waiting cause it ain't happenin' here, cuz.  But we do throw down some sweet geekery like the Sony WaitStation, Jimmy Urine Skin, more D&D, John Carter (in three parts), slave boots, Draw Anything, Ha666ry P666er, Hero Initiatives, Borg are back, aliens frozen, Game of Georges, Snow Crash, Microsoft Surface 720, and It's a Marvel World after All.  This week we give it all we've got.  So does your mother!  Oh, Snap! (You see it's because I infer that your mother enjoys intercourse and performs to the best of her ability...)

Geek Shock #147 - A Mangy Unicorn With Downs

Get ready to search the vomit for rainbows!  This week in geek we discuss the Ready Player One contest, Moreformers, you sunk my excuse (!), DC #0, Morevengers, another GB tease, World War Zzzzzzz, Justice League, It has two parts, 2nd Watch, the God Particle, Diablo 3 apathy, Melbourne-where the zombies live, SmartGlass, Wii U slip(?), the loss of the World's Mightiest Heroes, and to top it all off... A bacon sundae. Like YOU haven't cried at a movie trailer....

Geek Shock #146 - Chicken Skin Beanbag

Put down that beanbag and face front! E3 is upon us and we wouldn't be doing our duty if we didn't chime in but that's not all the geekery that has happened this week as we discuss Scream TV, Blatty's Blatt, Totally Blacked Out, Hell's Kitchen Nightmare, World War Zzzzzzzz, cooking your penis for others, Go green (or go home green), Stuff you already bought: Phase 1, Who's 50th, Star Wars: Deadwood, and Ready Flux Capacitor One! So set the saucepan heat to medium, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #145 - Assfull Chaps

Warning: There are thing is this episode that you do NOT want to visualize.  But, if you can make your way past the Ghost Whores you will find a cornucopia of Geek News like the Slap & Tickle, the Yardsale, The G.I. Joe Sequel (now in glorious 3D), Lobo's Journey to Mysterious Island 2, Mother May I Sleep With Clarice, Iron Man 3 Budgets, The Dark Knight Returns (to animation), the fall of Big Huge, Shadow of the Colossus, Diablo 3, Super Street Bundle, Comic-con zombies, more ads in games, and the Dewdriver.  Then you to can say "Mother may I sleep with _______ "

Geek Shock Special #4 - Cards Against Humanity

Hopefully the problems with this episode have been fixed (Thank you, Thomas). It's an oldie, but goodie.

This week we share with you the most horrible, fantastic, free, offensive, enlightening game known to man.  Ladies and gents may we present.... CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!!!

Geek SHock #144 - Vaginal Climbing Wall

Watch where you put your feet in this ghastly episode of Geek Shock where we talk about geek happenings like Stinkor Week, Zed Events, Dark Berry, the evils of adoption, rape toast, upcoming TV shows, Mayan Calendars, Hiccupops, Diablo 3, more government DVD intrusion, and the Big List continues with SYFY reality shows. So drink that toilet wine and prepare for a Geek Shock!

Geek SHock #143 - The Defartment of Depends

Parents, hide your dolphins and call the Defarment of Depends! The boys of Geek Shock continue to terrorize good taste as they talk about geeky subjects like Axe Cop, Diablo III, Avengers, Cabin in the Woods (spoiler fee), Dumb Box Deals, the DoD, Carbon-Freeze-Me, Cameron's one trick kitty, MMO-dive, Elder Scrolls Online, Driverless Cars, Dish vs AMC, Kick Ass 2, and the Big List continues as we explore pitches of SYFY scripted shows. So bring along your heroin addict, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #142 - Smells Like Pants

This episode we speak of Jury Duty, Dark Shadows, The Raven, The Three Stooges, Angry Birds Land, Cruise Helsing, Romita's Record, Fringe con vs con vs pro, Obi's arrest, Lucasland, lotsa Hulk , Gaimen Disney, Poltergeist 201X, Comic-con Exclusive Toys, the Avengers, Dredd, Adam Sessler's G4 departure and we continue our SYFY Big List.  So drop your pants at the Goodwill, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #141 - The Worst Thing That Ever Happened

Nothing beats the heat like Godfather on Ice! This week we talk about Kiss Mini-Golf, King's Island, Hulk Dush, Crown Crust Pizza, Saw Boat, Axe Cop, Gambitious, Kenny vs Spenny, cell carriers, Lobo, Super Boob Ball, Amazon tax and The Big List makes it's triumphant return as SYFY announces it's new "offerings".  Get ready to get scared by a door; it's Geek Shock!