Geek Shock

Geek Shock #213 - Where The Buttknot Dwells

Kommander K and Factcheck Andy join us on this epic journey of a podcast as we talk about the debut of Christmapus, DnD the 5th, Ender's Game, a return to Sleepaway Camp, jellyfish ice cream, Extra Life, Hourman, more Wolvie, a King's trifecta, the SHIELD question, Star Blazers, Star Wars shenanigans, IT, Ubisoft comes to its senses, another Full House and the joys of Sizeism.  So beware the return of Buttknot, Beware of Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #212 - Pinhead Oklahoma

80's Jeff returns along with Factcheck Andy and Major Meh as we fill this slapdash with talk of the joys of PC Magazine Awards, overpriced non-existent stuff, a good writer, Army of Darkness 2, Pinhead Oaklahoma, 12 year old hackers, the WWF saves the forest, pay to win games, the parking at Disneyland, and body painting.  So lay it on thick, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #211 - Ivan Yakinoff Parking Sons

And thus the Geek Shock was reborn as Bonzo, Fact Check Andy, and Major Meh (the artist formally known as Lew-Ass) join us to talk about holding on to your Geek dreams, 80's Disney Adventure, Guitar Wolf, Stonados, Snoopzilla, Grand Malware Autoexec.bat V, the connected universe of Universal monsters, the legacy of Lou Scheimer, Dick returns to Mars, Hieroglyph, The next Aliens game, the dangers of being Arkham, the TotalBiscuit debacle, Bay vs. the air conditioner, gamers solve AIDS, Paul solves foot fungus, and two awesome records broken. So call up the sons of Fox, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #210 - Master(bation) of the Universe

Guest stars Bonzo and Lew-Ass joins us on a very special Geek Shock. This week we talk about Room 237, the Tarantino connection, a new way to Poke, revisiting the Next Generation, more He-Man than you want, more wrestling than you need, GTA lawsuits, more Marvel TV, EVE Online: The Comic Book, Gravity goodness, Avatarland, Kings Island D-Box, the Watch Dogs that ran away, the Macho Man that saved us all, the Magic Restroom Café, Praise Lesus, and the triumphant return of the Big List. So Koko B. Ware of this crazy packed Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #209 - A Film For Tardy People

This episode of Geek Shock is a right Mickey Fisher! Be warned of dangerous water ahead as we talk about geekliness like Wins A Lot, The Lone Eternian, Chris' Kennedy, Scentee, New Who, Box Office Gravity, Halle Berry (The Worst Batman Ever), the joy of Helix, Non-American Psycho, Iron Hong Kong Man, Creature Shop Challenge, eye teeth, Fat Nuggets, Sex Toy Furlough, and the joys of being raceful.  Come on, you gotta give me that one!

Geek Shock #208 - Look Out For The Soggies!

Beware that which allows cereal to stay crispy in milk; beware this week's Geek Shock as we talk about Wii U woes, Netflix bingeing, the corruption of Minecraft, Constantine TV, The Returned, SHIELD numbers, Bad rental choices, Red, The Simpsons, Steam Machines, GTA microtransations, water on Mars' sheriff, Roger Rabbit sequels, South Park RPG's, WWE statues, meteor beer, and those too darned realistic miltary shooters.  So contact the U.N., it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #207 - The Realm of the Penis Goblins

Get your bottles out for a drinking game ready episode of Geek Shock where we talk about GTA 5, Kaiju woes, nekkid haunted house, Spider-Man 3 ruins a country, Bronietails, Bad date movies, Marvel's Inhuman plan, SteamOS, room escape games, and gut made beer.  So get ready to eat the Earf, it's time for a Geek Shock

Geek Shock #206 - Yuck Butt

Beware the storage chickens.  The only way to fight them off is by listening to this week's Geek Shock and using camper lighter fluid (Sterno) .  This week Fact Check Andy joins us as we talk about Hello Kitty Beer, Microsoft's xbone.com, The People's Couch, Saturday Morning Mini Cartoons, more Walking Dead, more Breaking Bad, less J.J. Trek, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Steam family sharing, Rowdy Billie Piper, Grand Theft Auto install woes, Arrow Flash, Jurassic World, which next gen console has the Edge, The Leftovers, and how not to treat your snake. So pour on that homeless sauce.  It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #205 - Chewy Ring Of Doom

Guests galore as Matt Donnelly, Fact Check Andy and a super-secret bonus-blast guest join this omega sized Geek Shock as we talk about The Bear and BJ, Ministry of Awful, Breaking Bad winners, too much Oz, What's McG up to these days, more Stargate, quicker Ant Man, Batwoman Betrayed, Xbox One backwards compatibility, Viva la Vita TV, Sony VR news, NSA BS, Walking Dead Classes, and Drunk Wasps. So listen to this week's Geek Shock where Bear means Bear.

Geek Shock #204 - Chinese Fingercuffs in Hell

Listen!  Do you like Geek Shock!?! Do you like Oculus Rift!?! Listen! Do you like breaking badest, Chinese Galactica, judicious texting, Ultron in Pink, the Raccoon's identity, Pohl dancing, Oculus PS4, Filmcraft, 2DS, Wii U please, Bestworld, Fantasy Island for no one, Paramount's Blu Ray shenanigans, Million-craft, or the Sourtoe Shot? Then this George R.R. Martin - A Feast For Crows is for you!

Geek Shock #203 - Farwell To The Just (Michael)

Verily, tonight was Just Michael's last night on Geek Shock and once again we celebrate by doing absolutely nothing different (except drink better scotch).  We also talk about Saint's Row, One Hit Die, tapeworm weight loss, Avatar expanded universe, AfBat, Diablo 3 plus, Elder Scrolls online subscriptions, PS4 deja vu, Rambo TV, Fruit Brute (!), the Marvel Experience, The Simpsons Experience, and the Ghostbusting Penis Experience.  So wave goodbye to Just Michael as we bring the full cast together for Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #202 - Elmo Says "Xbox Off!"

Elmo says this Geek Shock will lead to loss of innocence as we talk about the return of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop, the state of midnight releases, witchcraft laws, lap dance undies, Pepsi Shuwa Shuwa, Area 51 for reals, PS4 at Gamescom, Record clubs, Xbox One self publishing, the Fantastic Four X-Men, The After, Romero, Groot, hacking your local prison, Origin pioneers, GTA Online, super Bat-stuff, elevators that take tha' piss, and trouble at the Chinese Zoo.  So put on your strip club Depends, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #201 - Famous Cars In Dick Scale

This week we welcome back the 80's Kids (Ryan Brunty and Jacob Gallegos) and we talk about Star Trek: The Experience, Porn, The International Pole Sports Federation, Sean's Blade Runner Plea, Expendables 3 (now with more expendable), Snoopify stickers, The joys of being Pat Robertson's mouth, Xbox 180 and still spinning, Dusk Till Dawn TV, Aquaman movies, The joys of playing Simpsons, Pee Wee's Next Adventures, Welcome to Paradise, The Wolverine Payout, Amazon's Console, Blackout's Purge, The dangers of Kickstarter, The Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition, money from Sarah's Jenner, and how to protect your nuts in the river.  So tighten up those swimsuit ties, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #200 - Wiener Physics Are Out Of Control

This is it! The big 200th episode of Geek Shock where celebrate by doing absolutely nothing different (except drink better scotch).  This week we talk about pieces of Snowpiercer, Expendables 3 goes Solo, the return of the living Akira, urine teeth, Foodles, The Search for Subtitles, a big spoonful of Jackson, Gad Kinison, Avatarded, Pacific Rim Fights Back, Cryptozoic's Kickstarter Rescue, Sharknado, and the joys of hacking your neighbors toilet.  Eckhardt, think about the future. It's time for the next era of Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #199 - A Skeksis-Mad Coogler

This week it's your favorite kind of Geek Shock: Pure Chaos.  Come listen to what too many donuts gets you as we talk about the joy of Cooglerism, Creed (no, the other one), Flash TV, the future of the X Franchise, Mrs. Conan, another 180, Rosemary's Tommyknocker, Fox Park 2, The Chinese Academy of Science, a new Legion, Ultimates Last Stand, Ice Diapers, too much Bendis, and the dangers of fart spray and deer repellant. So wind up your Skeksis, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #198 - Batman Made Of Cake

It's post Comic-Con and the original ideas are flowing as we geek out about Atlantic Rim, an awesome Oz idea (all original!), hair shake, The Zack Knight Returns, Age of Whedon, Godzilla's got crabs, Amazing Villain Stew, 12 groans, The Simpsons Guy, MechWarrior honors the fallen, Finland makes good decisions, Ouya the quiet, Streaming Emmys, and American Dad moving day.  So set your oven to frosty, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #197 - Pacific Shartnado

How bout a two-fer!  You get your weekly geeky news and you get a monster rant about monsters from The Famous Paul!  First we talk about the nerdy stuff like EVO, #YOLO Mr. Bond, Free Wi-FU, the unheard of existence of porn on the internet, District 10, Alan's musings, the rebirth of Ash, X-Force, a vision of Diesel, submarine cars, Microsoft loves your business (solutions), All You Can Arcade, the eSports legitimacy, and watching your wingdang around a hissing urinal cake.  But that's not all.  We also get into a passionate, spoilery discussion about Pacific Rim and what went wrong.  (The spoilers are the last part of the show and easily skippable and fun so return once you've seen it).  It's a panoply of Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #196 - Wrinkled Poontender

For the love of leather dishrags, beware your soul upon listening to this episode as we talk about Minecraft for the fun of it, Wii Vitality vitals, Metallica-con, The great loss that that is Ryan Davis, Bad choices for art, Superman Junior, Banks Rocks, Gears of Mass Effect, League of Extraordinary Viewership, The Zooniverse, PS4 pre-sales, The Sword love, the other Amazon in comics, and how to color your Cenobite.  And prepare yourself for (cause you asked for it) the return of Tiffany Lemonsquare on Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #195 - What's Wong With Your Biehn Role?

It's good to be back as Kommander K returns to the couch and talks with us about Rebootinator, Jacob's Other Ladder, Punky Comix, The flight of the Mattrick, Ubisoft *hatehatehate*, Stan talks phase 3, Orson's Game, Vin Diesel vs. the Marvel Universe, Netflix Max, The Last of Us using 555, Xbox vs. indi, and a trip to the Cabin in the Woods.  So, warm up that Biehn Role, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock Rewind #4 - Tiffany Lemonsquare

This Geek Shock Rewind compiles episodes 6-9 into a easy to swallow pill.  Take it with our apologies as this week's new episode was lost due to a technical issue.  We will be back next week with a whole new episode featuring Kommander K.  Thank you for listening and your understanding.  Beware the Lemonsquare!

Geek Shock #194 - Eyeball Lickers

Marci from CriticalCareComics.org and Big Black join us this week as we talk about the joy of Ding Dongs, Choose Your Own Adventure Movies, Xbox One PR, Amazing Spider Sequels, EA back pedals, C. Reilly of the Galaxy, Gramps-inator, Spielberg and Lucas on the Doom of Movies, Video Game sales numbers, DreamWorks loves Netflix, Geekery, Into the Words, Corman-Tube, and what not to do to your eyeballs.  So, put on that eye patch, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #193 - Quantum Chocolate Anus

After a week's hiatus, we have returned AND JUST IN TIME!  Between E3 and Chocolate anus's (Ani?) we have everything you want in a Geek Shock.  Besides the console briefings of E3 we also talk about Edible Anus, The scent of Stan, Grumpy Cat jumps the litter box, a return to the Battlefront, Rod Serling's last words, Fable film, Benicio's Galaxy, a green Outlander, Boss Fight Books, the excavation of E.T., crazy ants, the joys of Enterprise, and the life size game of life.  So put on your nerd rage caps, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #192 - Smelly Pizza

Spoiler Warning! From 8:20-53:05 we thoroughly discuss Star Trek Into Darkness.  If you haven't seen the film yet, fast forward past the spoilers so you can hear us talk about Kindle Worlds, Dominoes on DVD, Xbox One rumors, Xbox 360 futures, the battle of the Quicksilvers, What's in your walls(?), the weight of LEGOs, Springfield in Orlando, and I like eating coffee then making beer URP URP.  So set your phasers to "Holy Shit that took a while", it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #191 - Wheelchair Pimpin'

So any video game news today?  Of course you get the Geek Shock crew's 4 cents on the Xbox One (or Xbone). We also talk about Disney Pimping, Star Wars Animated 2.0, Ghostbusters 3, Zombie-crash-land, The online pass is dead (long live the online pass), movie numbers, Cosmos host brings the funny and the joys of deck building games.  So get ready to bro-game, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #190 - Malcolm Obama Bigfoot

Welcome to this nightmarish lava landscape of a Geek Shock.  Today Captain Luddite returns to us as we talk about Advanced D&D, bad movieplex decisions, Facebook Roulette, official S.H.I.E.L.D. business, Big Hero 6, a Toxic Arnie-venture, The joys of Mattycollector.com, Your-Trooper, more Defiance, Gungan Frontier, more Marvel madness, the great dinosaur wait, From Dusk till Primetime, Mike Tyson Mysteries, Aggression (not violence), Robocop goes back to Detroit, Capcom's pool of blood and the return of The Big List along with your favorite (awful) Famous Paul characters.  So get out your Fisto, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #189 - Rasta Banana

All your favorite special guests return as Matt Donnelly, Dr. Vlarg and Deb return to Geek Shock as we discuss topics like Free Comic Book Day, National Masturbation Month, The Goratorium,  Michael Baywatch, how to lose at carnival games and still win, Chainmail, Poutine soda, Iron Man 3 FTW, Good-bye Ray, SW:EA, Instant Dark Tower, Avengers 2, returning Marvel properties, State of the NextBox, Playstation Indies, PS2 for trade, What is the Wii U again, and brain dripping.  So put up your Jizzmas Tree, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #188 - Choda

Step right up and bet you life savings on this cupie doll of a Geek Shock.  Fact Check Andy joins us as we talk about Food Trucks, Starcade & vaginal mesh, faint breast scent, cinnamon challenged, Space Cap'n, carnival rubes, International adventures of Iron Man, Weird or What, The Hardwick Report, The Cleaved Show, The Strong Museum, a piracy plea, Johnny Scream, Choda, Bishop's Warpath, the glory of Chic Tracts, Nintendo's silence, the Marvel RPG you never knew about, and the Science of Batman.  Just one ball in the basket gets you a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #187 - Take a Drink, Folks!

Better keep your bottle handy as the Ugly Couch Show drinking game is in full effect as we talk about Modern Robinson, China for the win, Sim City wants good oral hygiene, Star Wars for years, the Devil comes home, people want Wolvie, Pasturama, new old Alien toys, Super winner, Heroes plus, Ratchet & Clank & movies, Weirder Science, and a rousing game of Red Light / Green light.  So put those fingers on those buzzers, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #186 - Gypsy Gravy

This week's Geek Shock is slicker than a swamp eel in your lower GI.  We talk about subjects like the glorious return of Glappy, Iranian time travel, mature arcade games and the idiots who condemn them, more Ghost Mine,, Spartacus Troopers, SYFY doing some right, 4DX, Gatchaman, Trek to the MAX, SYFY gets serious Sci-Fi, voodoo politics, game numbers, glorious Buck Rodgers, and where not to put your eel.  So rev up your Zoltar machine, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #185 - Cthulhu, Eat My Balls

Beware, demon farts ahead.  Also ahead: The dark annals of Matty Collector, International Talk Like Batman Day, Play(ing less)boy, Dihydrogen MonoxAAAAAHHHH, S.H.E.I.L.D., 1313, Ebert & Infantino & Banks, Cthulhu gets called out, Green Zoe, Laser Guns, Geek Out, Arkham City: Origins, Durango rumors, a big Kickstarter, and the joys of Nutella.  So get to burger salivatin'.  It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #184 - Bat Sex & Ham Press

If you have a ham fetish, boy is this Geek Shock for you!  Not only do we talk about the minutia of pressed pork, we also talk about Bioshock Infinite, Dinosaur Dracula, Bacon condoms, The Uno Dick Show, Ham, a game of pirates, Wonder 'pon a time, Sense8, the oral sex proclivities of bats, Finding Ellen, Starkiller, Point-counter-crosspoint, Burying games, Free Neverwhere, Play to earn, Risk of the Dead, Evil Dead mash-up, Disneyland-Stark Enterprises, Telltale Fable, and digging up bones.  So don't lick the adobe, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #183 - A Pope Lick Apology

Get ready to go on a 'Hell-en Hunt' with this week's Geek Shock as we talk about rats that start with 'N', Nimh's secrets, Calling all Turtles, Showrooming, Enterprise, how piranhas inspired a doom bot, Captain Redford, Dunk & Egg, The Great Horror Campout, Marvel's Angela, space rocks go boom, Zombieland TV and the kids who no longer can fight them.  Get ready for the Pope Lick debut of this week's Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #182 - Sagittarius A

All you need for a good time is a deviated septum and this episode of Geek Shock where we talk about Mane Wolves, Luke's Change, Oz: the Meh, Rumple Pillskin, Jojovitch Witnesses, the Phaser, Ian and Patrick, Will's Colossus, Batista of the Galaxy, Sagittarius A, Dinosaur hybrids not guaranteed, NASA is grounded, Marvel skate, EA's vacuum, Slitherine 40K, Saint's Row 3.5, UltimaLance, and where not to take your penis this year.  So take a sniff of that musk, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #181 - The Fourth Merit Badge

Get ready to earn your badges on this week's Geek Shock as we are joined by artists Brent and Spencer to talk about such topics as time travel, Alice II, Assassin's News, Lucas Bomb, Oz the REALLY powerful, Ridley's shorts, Flags of the League, Clone no more, He-Man no less, Poltergeist, Next Gen Thief, Lego did it(!), Boy Scout Merit Badges, 2D Done, Super World War Z and the return of the Twinkie.  So get ready to earn your Deuce.  It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #180 - Zumzagadur

Beware the wrath of Zumzagadur, you zumzagadur, for he may curse you with such geeky topics as G.L.O.W., geek prez cred, a Storm is brewin, playing in the children's museum, PETA's Pirates, Fifty Shades of Legal Quandry, The Princess is in, more Croft, Evil Dead 4, Jack the Box Office Slayer, He's just a sweet dark Jedi, wizardry in Iran, RetroN 4, Gygax, six strikes, EVE's milestone, the return of Fanimutation, Stewart's movie and various rants on political BS.  So sneak into that children's museum, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #179 - Monkey Headed Flapjack

Tune up that banjo and get into the swing of this here Geek Shock where we discuss FoxBay:TMNT, Castle Nayskull, PS4, 1down, Jay & Anime Bob, The mis-information of Joe Average, The return of Ford, Rock Band no more, help me make my geek project, too many spider-cooks, AMC's Terror, Days of Dinklage Past, Super Clyde, Metroplex, and Gender Roles and Identity in Comic Books.  So put on your flapjacks, it's time for a Geeeeek Shawk!

Geek Shock #178 - Star Trek: The Experience Blowout

This week we take a break from our regular format and reminisce about the only Star Trek theme park to ever exist, Star Trek: The Experience.  Cast members Vernon Wilmer and Big Black join us as we talk about the best Trek your money could buy.  Come for the stories and stay for the Warp Core Breach!

Geek Shock #177 - I Can't Believe It's Nut Butter!

It's time for a Geek Shock, so call Gordon Freeman... or Morgan Freeman... or the Gordon's Fisherman cause they're gonna wanna know all about Call of *snooze*, Hate for your TV, Do No Harm (too late), He-finds, the Solo Fett movie, Morgan Freeman's Half-Life, Vegetables are bad (Mmmkay), The Walking (all over primetime) Dead, Whack-a-game, The mini-series in the high castle, not Being Human, the passing of Yoda's father, more Arkam, unsettling next console news, and the quest for the horse-man baby.  So start picking up those coins and get ready for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #176 - A Little Heat In Your Mouth

Come join the zeitgeist as we fill our corn beards with geeky issues such as The Wins A Lot Premiere, A Games Workshop adventure, the joys of BBQ and Rocket Fizz, goddamn Neuro Bliss, Doritos Taco Bell Doritos Taco, Amazon Coins, Playstation forthcoming, beware the Queen of the Universe, Aliens (?), Thunderbirds are Go, official Ouya, Who 50, Ziggy Warcraft, King Richard III, Star Wars Black, GTA V punt, Wii U didn't buy one, and Star Wars Pinball.  Now, go write your congress.  Now.  We'll be here when you get back.

Geek Shock #175 - Playing Worm With The 80's kids

This week we are joined in our geeky frivoloty by The 80's Kids, Ryan Brunty and Aaron Rolston,  as we worm our way into topics like Pat The Bunny, Jabba's Oriental Terrorist Hooka Den, Star Wars: Episode JJ, Star Wars: 1D, Who Rewrites the Watchmen(?), Alice in CSILand, Barbarella-Backadella, to hunt a Rhino, Dr. Butt Strange, Robotech, Dredd 2, Martin writes some wrongs, You Killed my father - Prepare to change your shirt, some Guy in Pyongyang, and whatever you do- don't think for yourselves! So put on your sleeping bags, it's time for a Geek Shock!