Geek Shock

Geek Shock #200 - Wiener Physics Are Out Of Control

This is it! The big 200th episode of Geek Shock where celebrate by doing absolutely nothing different (except drink better scotch).  This week we talk about pieces of Snowpiercer, Expendables 3 goes Solo, the return of the living Akira, urine teeth, Foodles, The Search for Subtitles, a big spoonful of Jackson, Gad Kinison, Avatarded, Pacific Rim Fights Back, Cryptozoic's Kickstarter Rescue, Sharknado, and the joys of hacking your neighbors toilet.  Eckhardt, think about the future. It's time for the next era of Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #199 - A Skeksis-Mad Coogler

This week it's your favorite kind of Geek Shock: Pure Chaos.  Come listen to what too many donuts gets you as we talk about the joy of Cooglerism, Creed (no, the other one), Flash TV, the future of the X Franchise, Mrs. Conan, another 180, Rosemary's Tommyknocker, Fox Park 2, The Chinese Academy of Science, a new Legion, Ultimates Last Stand, Ice Diapers, too much Bendis, and the dangers of fart spray and deer repellant. So wind up your Skeksis, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #198 - Batman Made Of Cake

It's post Comic-Con and the original ideas are flowing as we geek out about Atlantic Rim, an awesome Oz idea (all original!), hair shake, The Zack Knight Returns, Age of Whedon, Godzilla's got crabs, Amazing Villain Stew, 12 groans, The Simpsons Guy, MechWarrior honors the fallen, Finland makes good decisions, Ouya the quiet, Streaming Emmys, and American Dad moving day.  So set your oven to frosty, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #197 - Pacific Shartnado

How bout a two-fer!  You get your weekly geeky news and you get a monster rant about monsters from The Famous Paul!  First we talk about the nerdy stuff like EVO, #YOLO Mr. Bond, Free Wi-FU, the unheard of existence of porn on the internet, District 10, Alan's musings, the rebirth of Ash, X-Force, a vision of Diesel, submarine cars, Microsoft loves your business (solutions), All You Can Arcade, the eSports legitimacy, and watching your wingdang around a hissing urinal cake.  But that's not all.  We also get into a passionate, spoilery discussion about Pacific Rim and what went wrong.  (The spoilers are the last part of the show and easily skippable and fun so return once you've seen it).  It's a panoply of Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #196 - Wrinkled Poontender

For the love of leather dishrags, beware your soul upon listening to this episode as we talk about Minecraft for the fun of it, Wii Vitality vitals, Metallica-con, The great loss that that is Ryan Davis, Bad choices for art, Superman Junior, Banks Rocks, Gears of Mass Effect, League of Extraordinary Viewership, The Zooniverse, PS4 pre-sales, The Sword love, the other Amazon in comics, and how to color your Cenobite.  And prepare yourself for (cause you asked for it) the return of Tiffany Lemonsquare on Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #195 - What's Wong With Your Biehn Role?

It's good to be back as Kommander K returns to the couch and talks with us about Rebootinator, Jacob's Other Ladder, Punky Comix, The flight of the Mattrick, Ubisoft *hatehatehate*, Stan talks phase 3, Orson's Game, Vin Diesel vs. the Marvel Universe, Netflix Max, The Last of Us using 555, Xbox vs. indi, and a trip to the Cabin in the Woods.  So, warm up that Biehn Role, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock Rewind #4 - Tiffany Lemonsquare

This Geek Shock Rewind compiles episodes 6-9 into a easy to swallow pill.  Take it with our apologies as this week's new episode was lost due to a technical issue.  We will be back next week with a whole new episode featuring Kommander K.  Thank you for listening and your understanding.  Beware the Lemonsquare!

Geek Shock #194 - Eyeball Lickers

Marci from CriticalCareComics.org and Big Black join us this week as we talk about the joy of Ding Dongs, Choose Your Own Adventure Movies, Xbox One PR, Amazing Spider Sequels, EA back pedals, C. Reilly of the Galaxy, Gramps-inator, Spielberg and Lucas on the Doom of Movies, Video Game sales numbers, DreamWorks loves Netflix, Geekery, Into the Words, Corman-Tube, and what not to do to your eyeballs.  So, put on that eye patch, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #193 - Quantum Chocolate Anus

After a week's hiatus, we have returned AND JUST IN TIME!  Between E3 and Chocolate anus's (Ani?) we have everything you want in a Geek Shock.  Besides the console briefings of E3 we also talk about Edible Anus, The scent of Stan, Grumpy Cat jumps the litter box, a return to the Battlefront, Rod Serling's last words, Fable film, Benicio's Galaxy, a green Outlander, Boss Fight Books, the excavation of E.T., crazy ants, the joys of Enterprise, and the life size game of life.  So put on your nerd rage caps, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #192 - Smelly Pizza

Spoiler Warning! From 8:20-53:05 we thoroughly discuss Star Trek Into Darkness.  If you haven't seen the film yet, fast forward past the spoilers so you can hear us talk about Kindle Worlds, Dominoes on DVD, Xbox One rumors, Xbox 360 futures, the battle of the Quicksilvers, What's in your walls(?), the weight of LEGOs, Springfield in Orlando, and I like eating coffee then making beer URP URP.  So set your phasers to "Holy Shit that took a while", it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #191 - Wheelchair Pimpin'

So any video game news today?  Of course you get the Geek Shock crew's 4 cents on the Xbox One (or Xbone). We also talk about Disney Pimping, Star Wars Animated 2.0, Ghostbusters 3, Zombie-crash-land, The online pass is dead (long live the online pass), movie numbers, Cosmos host brings the funny and the joys of deck building games.  So get ready to bro-game, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #190 - Malcolm Obama Bigfoot

Welcome to this nightmarish lava landscape of a Geek Shock.  Today Captain Luddite returns to us as we talk about Advanced D&D, bad movieplex decisions, Facebook Roulette, official S.H.I.E.L.D. business, Big Hero 6, a Toxic Arnie-venture, The joys of Mattycollector.com, Your-Trooper, more Defiance, Gungan Frontier, more Marvel madness, the great dinosaur wait, From Dusk till Primetime, Mike Tyson Mysteries, Aggression (not violence), Robocop goes back to Detroit, Capcom's pool of blood and the return of The Big List along with your favorite (awful) Famous Paul characters.  So get out your Fisto, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #189 - Rasta Banana

All your favorite special guests return as Matt Donnelly, Dr. Vlarg and Deb return to Geek Shock as we discuss topics like Free Comic Book Day, National Masturbation Month, The Goratorium,  Michael Baywatch, how to lose at carnival games and still win, Chainmail, Poutine soda, Iron Man 3 FTW, Good-bye Ray, SW:EA, Instant Dark Tower, Avengers 2, returning Marvel properties, State of the NextBox, Playstation Indies, PS2 for trade, What is the Wii U again, and brain dripping.  So put up your Jizzmas Tree, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #188 - Choda

Step right up and bet you life savings on this cupie doll of a Geek Shock.  Fact Check Andy joins us as we talk about Food Trucks, Starcade & vaginal mesh, faint breast scent, cinnamon challenged, Space Cap'n, carnival rubes, International adventures of Iron Man, Weird or What, The Hardwick Report, The Cleaved Show, The Strong Museum, a piracy plea, Johnny Scream, Choda, Bishop's Warpath, the glory of Chic Tracts, Nintendo's silence, the Marvel RPG you never knew about, and the Science of Batman.  Just one ball in the basket gets you a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #187 - Take a Drink, Folks!

Better keep your bottle handy as the Ugly Couch Show drinking game is in full effect as we talk about Modern Robinson, China for the win, Sim City wants good oral hygiene, Star Wars for years, the Devil comes home, people want Wolvie, Pasturama, new old Alien toys, Super winner, Heroes plus, Ratchet & Clank & movies, Weirder Science, and a rousing game of Red Light / Green light.  So put those fingers on those buzzers, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #186 - Gypsy Gravy

This week's Geek Shock is slicker than a swamp eel in your lower GI.  We talk about subjects like the glorious return of Glappy, Iranian time travel, mature arcade games and the idiots who condemn them, more Ghost Mine,, Spartacus Troopers, SYFY doing some right, 4DX, Gatchaman, Trek to the MAX, SYFY gets serious Sci-Fi, voodoo politics, game numbers, glorious Buck Rodgers, and where not to put your eel.  So rev up your Zoltar machine, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #185 - Cthulhu, Eat My Balls

Beware, demon farts ahead.  Also ahead: The dark annals of Matty Collector, International Talk Like Batman Day, Play(ing less)boy, Dihydrogen MonoxAAAAAHHHH, S.H.E.I.L.D., 1313, Ebert & Infantino & Banks, Cthulhu gets called out, Green Zoe, Laser Guns, Geek Out, Arkham City: Origins, Durango rumors, a big Kickstarter, and the joys of Nutella.  So get to burger salivatin'.  It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #184 - Bat Sex & Ham Press

If you have a ham fetish, boy is this Geek Shock for you!  Not only do we talk about the minutia of pressed pork, we also talk about Bioshock Infinite, Dinosaur Dracula, Bacon condoms, The Uno Dick Show, Ham, a game of pirates, Wonder 'pon a time, Sense8, the oral sex proclivities of bats, Finding Ellen, Starkiller, Point-counter-crosspoint, Burying games, Free Neverwhere, Play to earn, Risk of the Dead, Evil Dead mash-up, Disneyland-Stark Enterprises, Telltale Fable, and digging up bones.  So don't lick the adobe, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #183 - A Pope Lick Apology

Get ready to go on a 'Hell-en Hunt' with this week's Geek Shock as we talk about rats that start with 'N', Nimh's secrets, Calling all Turtles, Showrooming, Enterprise, how piranhas inspired a doom bot, Captain Redford, Dunk & Egg, The Great Horror Campout, Marvel's Angela, space rocks go boom, Zombieland TV and the kids who no longer can fight them.  Get ready for the Pope Lick debut of this week's Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #182 - Sagittarius A

All you need for a good time is a deviated septum and this episode of Geek Shock where we talk about Mane Wolves, Luke's Change, Oz: the Meh, Rumple Pillskin, Jojovitch Witnesses, the Phaser, Ian and Patrick, Will's Colossus, Batista of the Galaxy, Sagittarius A, Dinosaur hybrids not guaranteed, NASA is grounded, Marvel skate, EA's vacuum, Slitherine 40K, Saint's Row 3.5, UltimaLance, and where not to take your penis this year.  So take a sniff of that musk, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #181 - The Fourth Merit Badge

Get ready to earn your badges on this week's Geek Shock as we are joined by artists Brent and Spencer to talk about such topics as time travel, Alice II, Assassin's News, Lucas Bomb, Oz the REALLY powerful, Ridley's shorts, Flags of the League, Clone no more, He-Man no less, Poltergeist, Next Gen Thief, Lego did it(!), Boy Scout Merit Badges, 2D Done, Super World War Z and the return of the Twinkie.  So get ready to earn your Deuce.  It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #180 - Zumzagadur

Beware the wrath of Zumzagadur, you zumzagadur, for he may curse you with such geeky topics as G.L.O.W., geek prez cred, a Storm is brewin, playing in the children's museum, PETA's Pirates, Fifty Shades of Legal Quandry, The Princess is in, more Croft, Evil Dead 4, Jack the Box Office Slayer, He's just a sweet dark Jedi, wizardry in Iran, RetroN 4, Gygax, six strikes, EVE's milestone, the return of Fanimutation, Stewart's movie and various rants on political BS.  So sneak into that children's museum, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #179 - Monkey Headed Flapjack

Tune up that banjo and get into the swing of this here Geek Shock where we discuss FoxBay:TMNT, Castle Nayskull, PS4, 1down, Jay & Anime Bob, The mis-information of Joe Average, The return of Ford, Rock Band no more, help me make my geek project, too many spider-cooks, AMC's Terror, Days of Dinklage Past, Super Clyde, Metroplex, and Gender Roles and Identity in Comic Books.  So put on your flapjacks, it's time for a Geeeeek Shawk!

Geek Shock #178 - Star Trek: The Experience Blowout

This week we take a break from our regular format and reminisce about the only Star Trek theme park to ever exist, Star Trek: The Experience.  Cast members Vernon Wilmer and Big Black join us as we talk about the best Trek your money could buy.  Come for the stories and stay for the Warp Core Breach!

Geek Shock #177 - I Can't Believe It's Nut Butter!

It's time for a Geek Shock, so call Gordon Freeman... or Morgan Freeman... or the Gordon's Fisherman cause they're gonna wanna know all about Call of *snooze*, Hate for your TV, Do No Harm (too late), He-finds, the Solo Fett movie, Morgan Freeman's Half-Life, Vegetables are bad (Mmmkay), The Walking (all over primetime) Dead, Whack-a-game, The mini-series in the high castle, not Being Human, the passing of Yoda's father, more Arkam, unsettling next console news, and the quest for the horse-man baby.  So start picking up those coins and get ready for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #176 - A Little Heat In Your Mouth

Come join the zeitgeist as we fill our corn beards with geeky issues such as The Wins A Lot Premiere, A Games Workshop adventure, the joys of BBQ and Rocket Fizz, goddamn Neuro Bliss, Doritos Taco Bell Doritos Taco, Amazon Coins, Playstation forthcoming, beware the Queen of the Universe, Aliens (?), Thunderbirds are Go, official Ouya, Who 50, Ziggy Warcraft, King Richard III, Star Wars Black, GTA V punt, Wii U didn't buy one, and Star Wars Pinball.  Now, go write your congress.  Now.  We'll be here when you get back.

Geek Shock #175 - Playing Worm With The 80's kids

This week we are joined in our geeky frivoloty by The 80's Kids, Ryan Brunty and Aaron Rolston,  as we worm our way into topics like Pat The Bunny, Jabba's Oriental Terrorist Hooka Den, Star Wars: Episode JJ, Star Wars: 1D, Who Rewrites the Watchmen(?), Alice in CSILand, Barbarella-Backadella, to hunt a Rhino, Dr. Butt Strange, Robotech, Dredd 2, Martin writes some wrongs, You Killed my father - Prepare to change your shirt, some Guy in Pyongyang, and whatever you do- don't think for yourselves! So put on your sleeping bags, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #174 - WHO Drives The Bus !?!

This is it!  The longest Geek Shock ever recorded.  So long that we ran out of hard drive space on the home studio!  What could drive us into such nerdy heft?  Subjects like interactive magazines, demon barbers, Portlandia, King of the Nerds, Godzilla's Godzookie, Tailly, Godawfulsey, PocketWarwick, Who drives the Bat now(?), ZombieTVLand, Pokemon XXX, Terminator: Dracula's Bloody Avatar Island, Copyright Craft Theme Park, Dawson College of Evil, TripleShock, personal outsourcing, and the issue of homicide vs. video games.  That and a whole lot more on this uber-long, abruptly ending Geek Sho---

Geek Shock #173 - The "P" is Silent

Welcome Mr. Bumblesnort and friends to another bizarro edition of Geek Shock!  Today we talk about Alana's Wish, Jurassic Park Fast(!), White House vs. Darth Vader, Disneylanders, '38 Mazzara, confusingly sexy Alien, S.H.I.E.L.D., Important Studios, better Netflix, BeXar county library, cannons in the park, World of Saving Us, Amazon Autorip, Love Me Do for everyone, and Find My iPhone (at Wayne's house).  It's time for Rusty Pubes to get a ropin'.  It's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #172 - Ling Dings

Improv king, Matt Donnelly (follow him on Twitter at @sweetmattyd) joins us once again for another chaotic and mind pulverizing Geek Shock where we discuss such geeky issues as Batman art, the slow return of Godzilla, the fast return of Sin City, M Night's Twin Peaks, the Anti-Justice League, Penn Jillette's Sunday School Podcast, a father in China, Chinese currency, Paul laughs at cancer, Marvel Legos, The Justice League roster, Target vs Amazon and the joy of Child's Play. So call Lance Link. It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #171 - Hulk on Hulk Action!

Professor Biggs join us on our not so womanly return to Geek Shock.  This week we muse about the Tao of Charlie Brown, Hulk Orgies, Playback, PS2 vamoose, The Wars that wasn't, Another one walks from Dead, Twilight Zone, Legos at 88 mph, Curse Space 3, Arrested Development and life through the eyes of Starman.  So get ready to solve for "X".  It's time for Geek Shock.  Remember, the Premier of Captain Luddite's film "Wins A Lot" starring Master Torgo premieres in Las Vegas on January 30th at 2pm at Brenden Theaters in the Palms Hotel.  $5 donation at the door gets you in. Come join the funny!

Geek Shock #170 - Letters To Farmhouse

Our nearly two hour long, holiday extravaganza includes the long awaited return of Big Black and non-awaited return of Dr. Vlarg as we pontificate on such nerdly matters such as Porn watchers having a short attention span, Troll: The Rise of Harry Potter, The Hobbit Trek Into Darkness, The truth of the Matrix, Superduperman and the ownership thereof, The joys of Ikea, Porn watchers having a short attention span, Weird Desks, let the nerd blame begin, Oates & Hall, K9 Syfy, Wenis U, The Indy mystery, Humanity against cards, Porn watchers having a short attention span, and the continuing saga of Carlos Romero and his sidekick on the side, Doodles. On the first day of Christmas, your true nerds gave to you... Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #169 - The Jocktor

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Geek Shock #168 - Would a Cube Impress You?

Some shows are a sprint. Some are a test of endurance. Guess which one this is. Fear not, true believer, for we discuss geeky things like Doomsday Preppers, Family Circus (gag), Romulan Ale, Where the Unicorns live, Bazooka Joe, Vampires in the mill, Wonder Iris, New spider folk, JLA for the obvious, Highlander joy, Under the Dome, a change in Vertigo, Disflix, self-copyright infringement, sphincter skills, and another rousing session of Redlight/Greenlight. So get ready for the long run. Get ready for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #168 - Would a Cube Impress You?

Some shows are a sprint. Some are a test of endurance. Guess which one this is. Fear not, true believer, for we discuss geeky things like Doomsday Preppers, Family Circus (gag), Romulan Ale, Where the Unicorns live, Bazooka Joe, Vampires in the mill, Wonder Iris, New spider folk, JLA for the obvious, Highlander joy, Under the Dome, a change in Vertigo, Disflix, self-copyright infringement, sphincter skills, and another rousing session of Redlight/Greenlight. So get ready for the long run. Get ready for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #168 - Would a Cube Impress You?

Some shows are a sprint. Some are a test of endurance. Guess which one this is. Fear not, true believer, for we discuss geeky things like Doomsday Preppers, Family Circus (gag), Romulan Ale, Where the Unicorns live, Bazooka Joe, Vampires in the mill, Wonder Iris, New spider folk, JLA for the obvious, Highlander joy, Under the Dome, a change in Vertigo, Disflix, self-copyright infringement, sphincter skills, and another rousing session of Redlight/Greenlight. So get ready for the long run. Get ready for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #167 - Heavy Petting Zoo

You can blame it on a slow news week. You can blame it on Torgo for unearthing these stories. Or, you can blame yourselves for enjoying this filth. On this dastardly episode of Geek Shock, we talk about the the mini-Wii, Gangnam takeover, Next old men, Charlie Trex, Zombies getting you into college, The danger of one Finnish girl, never invite your digital girlfriend to your wedding, the hotness of Korean dictators, Canadian Hostess, the dangers of roach eating, Xbox vs. WiiU, and animal pimping. So get ready for a Chinese nude spank, it's time for Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #166 - Necrotic Herpes

Beware! This episode contains necrotic herpes and exploding Mountain Dew.  It also contains information on Trans-Shanghai, Dolly Hostess, Asteroids: The Homecoming, NextBox, Gandalf Connery, Lotsa Star Wars, Walking Dead to the bank, Pratchett's World, Mega-Man, Mountain Doom, Gamers vs. Surgeons, Then you have my permission to play Sam Fisher, don't text for points, Axel Foley, Jr., Star Trek: An Unexpected Journey, Marvel Blu part 2, Younger Sherlock Holmes, Avatar (The best movie ever!), and Microsoft by the hour.  Plus (God, help us) Robot in Jail all on this week's Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #165 - Bitin' Monkey

Geek Shock: The ultimate guilty pleasure as we talk about geeky things like Dorito-gate, Rock: The Ratner Wars, Say "hi" to Michael Bay for me, Big Thunder Mountain, The next Star Wars, CW joy, Clone Vader, Fox is Marvel, WOW in the Senate, Call of Duty: Mass Effect, Dumbish, SW:TOR MMO FTP, Sony's slide, The magazine slide, and the future of Grand Theft Auto.  So tune into your secret show, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #164 - Da Vinci As Folk

What do you do when Big Bro Microsoft is watching you? NO, Torgo not that! You listen to Geek shock where we talk about things like Expendables 3, the New 52 covers, Lucas gives it up, Locke & Key, Starz hot bizness, Die Han Die, Whedonverses, Labyrinth, Ewok rap, Cusack's Cell, Kinect peers into your soul, Ralph wrecks the Box Office, Stan Lee's Strange behavior, Flight of the Muppets, and Meth-busters. So turn up that soundtrack to Labyrinth, it's time for a Geek Shock!