Geek Shock

Geek Shock #252 - Ladies, Let Me Dust Off My Seduction

Private Canada dusts himself off to join us in talking about Geeking away from the TV, Frumunderworld, CHiPS, Not Cool Lois Lane YA, Yay Kinect, New Nintendo 3DS, Stan Lee spills the goods, DC films, The Second Greatest American Hero, The Second Tick, Wil Wheaton Project, End of summer movie tally, Twitching growth and Comic-Con in trouble. So stick a phone in it, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #251 - Hey, Leper Friend!

Who knew that a great cause could cause so much drama! This week we discuss (angrily shout at) the Ice bucket Challenge, Leprechaun Rising, Lifetime's Omen, a Fuller House, China wants your movie texts, Shutter Island the TV show, Star Wars long arcs, Remo Williams: the Adventure still Continues, Sir Richard Attenborough, Rusty's Vacation, The Living and the Dead, Minority screen Report, A Monster Calls, a Twitch in the Amazon, Atari brings double from the grave, Video Game Demographics, a new Comic Book record, and microbes in space. So, get awkward on this week's Geek Shock! (This week's episode is dedicated to the memory of Georgia Neu.)

 

Geek Shock #250 - Collecting He-Man is Like Dating a Supermodel

The perfect jump on spot for newcomers! Welcome to landmark episode #250 and five years of Geek Shock! This week we talk about Rolling Thunder, Krispy Kreme Burgers, Cowell's Boop, The Fault in our Vampires, Battlefield Tea Party, Leatherface/Butterface, All the Weens, Activision Movie Studio, the curse of origin stories, all the Powers, Don Pardo, World of Williams, Ben-Loki, Yoga Hosers, Double dose of Aquaman, Manta jail, the Devil's Advocate, Reedus Hill, Digital Pathfider, Xbone Update, Hardware numbers and Nintendo Man. Happy Birthday to Goo, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #249 - Fanny Fanny, Legs Legs

Learn the secrets behind ZZ Top on Geek Shock this week as we talk about the Jello Museum, Rogue Legacy, Kurtzi's Vamps, Genisys, Gamescom highlights, DC blinks, an Inhuman script, Babylon 5.1, the sin of Westworld, Turtles 2, the best comic week, Denmark internet makes us sad, Ice T's Legend of Drizzt, Star Wars rides, and the Tick that makes meat sad. So lock yourself in, just you and your loyal Geek Shock. Don't go outside. Ever.

Geek Shock #248 - You Can't Be Mad at a Blood Turd

Are you ready for your test of Paul Tolerance? Listen to this Week's Geek Shock as we talk (to a vampire) about The Film Formula, Ghostbusters 3, Not So Amazing Spider-man 3, No Tropico in Thailand, Dead Island films, Dirk Gently, Dragon Riders of Interruption, A Wrinkle in Frozen, Ghost Brigades, ScreamTV, Guardians of August, Galaxy Quest continues, Marvel's Squirrel Girl, Free Games for August, the advent of subscription gaming, and the birth of NASA's Microwave Propulsion Drive. So clean out your casket, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #247 - Mad Max Tampax

Comic-Con news comes pouring in as we sift through the rubble and talk about Attack on Titan, Ant-Man exits, EA give free DRM, Weird Al tops the Charts, Age of Ultron tease, Evil Dead TV, Godzilla vs King Kong, Coulson comics, Mad Max Tampax, Locke & Key, Guardians of the Anime, Marvel Star Wars, The Last of Arya, Red Light/ Green Light, Sexually frustrated grasshoppers, Absolute Zero, Painkiller Jane, Man in the High Castle, Uncharted, You Damn Dirty Starfleet, Google Twitch, and Lizard Space Orgies. So burn those Con clothes, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #246 - The Sharting Owl

Captain Canada joins us. As Spielberg said, "Watch the skies!" But in Geek Shock Woods, that means something more horrible and disgusting as we talk about Knights of Snoredonia, Dinosaur Dracula, Shield's Second Chance, More Four Issues, Space Invaders: The Movie, The Shining Prequel, More Marvel Movies, Dwayne "Shazam" Johnson, WesterWorld, Avengers of the Round Table: Colon, Slytherin Inquisitor, Teenage Mutant Ninja Ghostbusters, The Xbox that wasn't, Dota 2 money, FCC numbers, and the mysterious Legos of Cornwall. Twin Fisted Existentialism: Geek Shock!

Geek Shock # 245 - A Farewell To Captain Luddite

This episode we celebrate the parting of Captain Luddite by not changing the format at all! This week we talk about Reading Big Driver, Snowpiercer, The cautious tragedy of Fantastic Four, Orci's Power Rangers, Kim Kardashians's money printing game, Comic-Con tries something yawningly different, Orci-less Spiderman, Gremlins 3/Goonies 2, Shannara(kinda), Pacific Rim Animated, The Magicians, Gotham, 12 Monkeys, Net Neutrality, and the Truth behind Boba Fett. So put down your Piñata Phone and grab your ukulele, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #244 - Protein Deposits In The Lower Back

The softballs come slow and unknown on this week's Geek shock as we talk about The Guardians of the Galaxy preview, Life Itself, Call of Blunt, The Six Dollar Man, Dumbo Songs, The longest snorefest ever made, Everyone gets to write Ant-Man, Robotech shenanigans, American Audition, Designer Magic Cards, ASA kicks EA, China Box Office, The voyage of Voyager, Netflix Taggers, and renting LEGO by mail. So, get yourself some protein deposits, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #243 - The Patience of Vagattack

Quick, Vagattack! Do something! While we wait, this week we talk about Geek Out, the return of Vagattack, Constantine Stopsmokeski, a lack of Heiro, SnoreGames, a Second Rim, Black's Predator, Doc Savage, Terry Richards, Martian Alone, Nobody likes Elden, Red Light/Green Light, Atlantis, Big Driver Disappointment, Community stays, American Zlotnik, Engineered Refugees, Social Media Illegal Psychology, Patent Troll Dingo, and Dota 2's riches. So, take it Vagattack....Take it Vagattack... ok, get ready for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #242 - Return to RearEndor

Break off a piece of that Cha Cha Pie and dig into this week's Geek Shock. This week we explore this week's geek news including Joisey Boys, the KEO chews us out, Scoobers, America loves Kinect, Star Wars Episode: Brick, Ford's Leg, Predator Bang Bang, Readying Player One, The Two Voices of Daredevil, Red Light/Green Light Dead Rising, People vs George Lucas 2, Better Call Saul, eSports scholarships, Cha Cha Pie, UK is smarter than we are, and Selling all the games. So, beware of Pink Lady & Jeff, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #241 - The People's Mom's Beaver

The Plaintiff: Society. The Defendant: Geek Shock as we make sense of geeky topics like whiney Batman, Silicon True Detective, The Amazing Spider-Delay, old folk don't get Twitch, Sonic the Movie, Harrison's Ankle, Aquaman, 12 seasons of the Walking Dead, Crowe's Roadies, Axanar, FCC fails, A Song of Bought Death, and accidently falling into a pipe penis first. So wipe off that Croatian Bear Honey, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #240 - Catwoman's A Spinner

This week's Geek Shock gives you ALL the pizzas as we talk about E3, The Fault in our Stand, Tony Award faux pas, the return of Neelix hate, Rik Mayall, Full Metal Fisk, Batman tours, Ant Man troubles, Red Light/Green Light The Spin, PlayStation Powers, Game of Sopranos, Ghostbuster Anniversary celebrations, Kinect woes, George R.R. Martin's wolves and so much more. So how was the parking? It's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #239 - Joe Whom?

Joe Whom? This and many more terrible questions are answered as we talk about Torgo's Blessed Die, Eli WE, Antichrist of a Lifetime, Nick gets Left Behind, PR is Horrible People, Stargate vs Paul, Jem, Getting Strange, Ant-Man Adrift, Star Wars Monster Casting, Choose your own Autobiography, and broken Atari games for sale. So man the torpedo ho room, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock: Red Light/Green Light Special 2014

With all the new TV show announcements, how does one decide on what to watch? You call on the Geek Shock consultant crew, THAT'S WHO! T.F.Paul, 80's Jeff, Bonzo, and Captain Luddite throw their opinions around like yesterday's pancake batter as to what newly announced shows deserve the go ahead or the chopping block.

Geek Shock #238 - Daniel David Appleseed Boone

This week we stir the Geek Pot and talk about FantasyCon, Another Nation of Aliens, The new guy Stands, Carol Channing Tatum, Giger, Krampus 2.0, The dangers of always online, Microsoft backpedals (again), Dirty Sims, The Great Horror Campout, and the Hollywood Science Fiction Museum. So rev up that Underground Railroad, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #237 - The Profanity Ban

Don't blame us for this one. The DEVIL MADE US DO IT! On this episode of Geek Shock, we talk about Hopping on Pop, Arcade games are legal again(!), Godzilla pee, Russia's crackdown on profanity, Spider-Blah, Seth Rogan's Preacher Adventures, Hey Hey Halo, The fantastic Mole Man, Doctor Terminator, Kingpin, Goyer's Fantastic Voyage, Criterion, and You got your Satan in my Commandments! So BAN ALL THE WORDS! It's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #236 - Zombie Wolfman Vampire Mummy

Beware the horrible mutant that is this week's Geek Shock. Bonzo is back so this week we talk about It's a small movie with your Peeps, The joys of Cunningham, The new Star Wars cast, DC venom, more Xbox shows, a Riffnado, Daredevil, Ridley Scott's Pharaoh, Kevin's Krampus, Extinction Parade, Chu's Chew, FassAssin's Creed, E.T's in the desert, The Official Extended Star Wars Universe, a slow Destiny, Amazon's HBO, and Vid Game numbers. So beware Vader's Pee, beware Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #235 - Russian Nesting Penis

There's a surprise inside this week's Geek Shock and another inside that one! Today we talk about Veggie Ice Cream, Cabin Fever Fever, Elder Doubtfire, Candy Crush remains the devil, Spider Slayers, You got your X-man in my Spider Man, Tiger Dragon 2, another Friday, AT&TFlix, General Mills is also the devil, Armageddon it, Fishy sex toys and Paul invents a new Horror Slasher. So check your fanny pack at the door, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #234 - Everybody Loves Cosmic Raymond

It's old school Geek Shock as Just Michael makes a surprise return to Geek Shock. Also, Paul drinks the sweet iced tea which always leads to adventure as we talk about The Geek Shock Minecraft Server, POONICEF, SGU+. Timecop 2.0, Scalped, Superior, Flash Gordon, The Rocketurd, The Expanse, the Mars jelly donut, Director of the Universe, Box office vs. Math, Red Dwarf, All the Simpsons, the core of gamer aggression, and the myth of the Canadian Dentist. So leave on the shuttle light, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #233 - Captain Tightpants

Beware what lurks in the urinal in this week's Geek Shock as we talk about Geek Shock Animated, Captain Noah, The official Geek Shock Minecraft Server, Jem and the Rushed Film, Devil Blocks, the problem with Ghostbusters II, the Sinister Six, Goonies 2, Battlestar 4.0, The Last Zombie, 12 more Monkeys, the Wil Wheaton Project, Benderspink and Dreadstar, Game of Ratings, toddler Xbox hacking, and Noah's Curse. So beware the yellow mist. Beware of Geek Shock.

If you are interested in joining the Geek Shock Minecraft Server, go to www.uglycouchshow.com and leave a comment on episode #233.

Geek Shock #232 - Diary of Dave and Vomity Mary

Don't say the name three times if you value your carpet or your sanity as we talk about Frankie's Tiki Room, Titanfall vs. Earth Defense Force, the return of the cupcake ATM, Wu Tang art, Gamestop tries...something, Top Gun 2, Senator prefers sales of real guns to pixelated ones, Rowling "megamovies", Lorenzo Semple Jr., Fantastic(?) Four, the joy of Chiklis, Pink Panther, the Star Wars bet, new head for Microsoft, and the Oculus Rift switch. Beware the Geek Shock, where you never know when you may be balling on a night hag.

Geek Shock #231 - The Philly Duck

Paul's newest and greatest character is destined to be your favorite. GUARANTEED! We also talk about Rogue Toys, Infamous Second Son, Jem, Holding over a Grudge, the Toothless Dead, Sony's Powers, more Prometheus, Ghostbusters 3, the Freak Show, Gwar, the Jungle Books, the return of Creed, Titanfall 2, e-sport college, IP Judgely, Brain Beer, and classroom control Lessons. Welcome to Geek Shock, where there are no guarantees.

Geek Shock #230 - Queer Eye For The Garden Gnome

Only two days since the last accident on this week's Geek Shock as we talk about Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social, Shadow Ops Trilogy, tonging your phone, More Smurf, Mystery Science Nat Geo, Incredible news, Jedi timeframes, super clash, the good Transformers, SYFY's new old direction, Something Remake This Way Comes, Sony VR, Wal-Mart Stop, your night in the Winchester House, The ocean below us, Kaiju Café, and revenge with the Bard. So text that tragedy, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #229 - Leave It To Beelzebub

If only there was a trained trash yeti to clean up this show. This week we talk about Kickstarter meltdowns, a BBC documentary, Tales to Astonish, Oldman's demons, Gateway, Fletch, the lost Trek episode, The Last of Us movie, WTF with patent trolls, Capcom makes it official, and poop pyramids on Everest. So drag that body down with ya, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #228 - Michael Bay's Wavy Line Birds

This week's Geek Shock comes wrapped in ancient rags as we talk about Bay's Birds, a mini Stand, Noah the Grey, 60 hours of Marvel, Minecraft Movie, Full Jurassic Jacket, He-man, He-man, He-Man, Heavy Metal SYFY, Sandler Pixels, Arkham Knight, Nintendo single player, Time Warner hates you, a new system of matter, and the philosophy of Razzies. So search that chicken eye, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #227 - George Jefferson: Daywalker

Ticktock Man! Ticktock Man! This week we talk about the return of Heroes, Baby poop sausage, a Crushing Saga, all Spidey time, Harold Ramis, Mongo the Magnificent, Constantine, Mortal Kombat, Librarians, Ticktock Man, PS4 in Japan, Console Wars, All in the Vampire Family, Turtles, and broke-ass Walking Dead comics. So sing yourself a rememberin' song, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #226 - Gapo The Clown

Geek Shock. Now banned in China! Of course it could have nothing to do with characters like Gapo the Clown. It could also be about subjects like Crushing Candy Saga, First Star Wars Episode VII casting, Avatar (now with more Sandler), Christopher Malcolm, self-lacing sneakers, Clone wars: The missing episodes, King's Revival, The Last Man on Earth, Widow Film, Gotham's Bullock, Paul's Early Comedy Career, Irrational no more, and ear maggots. So pull out that Flintstones macaroni, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #225 - The Episode Where Jeff Gets to Talk

Life without caffeine can be a dismal thing. That is what we learn on this week's Geek Shock. We also learn about the creeping doom that is Neelix, McGruff the Criminal, Akira (Now with more characters!), Free-to-play with your wallet, a new Vision, Preacher preaches, the first Rebel, the statistics on Redshirts, A nancy boys, Ice-T Dragon, lots of New York Escaping, Amazons Killer acquisition, who's who in Gotham, Twitch puffs it's chest, DMZ, and Genes in Space. So Neelix up, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #224 - Twelve Pack of Stitches

Blessed are the freak, for they shall inherit this week's Geek Shock as we talk about All The Gigawatts, Minecrack, Frankensteins, The Joy of Luthor, Evilest of Deads, Rankin/Bass, rise of Amazon, iZombie, Copyright Trolling, Killer instinct Jail, and cheating. So shoot that 8 ball, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #223 - The Devil's Koi Pond

For He-Man's sake, don't drink the mucus of this week's Geek Shock as we talk about such awesomeness as Royal Tumble, The Werewolf Song of Forever, Beer Belly, Shell of a Ghost, Arthur King of the 6 Picture Deal, Star Wars: Rebels, New Triffids, King Kong Ping Pong Play, EVE Online gets EVEier, Saga, Robot Sex Land, The Cruise Ship of Doom, Snails of Unusual Size, and Paul hates shark guy. So take the suggestion of Harry Rose, cause the tap is running with Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #222 - Do You Wanna Butt Butts With Me?

This week's geek shock takes you on a tropical voyage of horrible as we talk about geek stuffs like the future of the Werewolf Biting song, Sexy Bigfoot, 1984 (the 2014 version), King Candy, Marvel vs DC, Agent Carter, na na na na na na Batman!, Xbox/Machinima horribleness, Frogware Cthulhu, Barbarella psychedella, MMO numbers, Apple's whoopsie, Badgers and dwarf porn. So tell Danzig to put some pants on. It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #221 - The Werewolf Shower Song

This episode contains a Famous Paul lesson in comedy. Enter at your own risk. Then stay for our geekly discussions on Fire Squirting Mantis, Level Up Expo, Swine Flu, 47 Ronin, WWE-Flix, ICP&ACLU, the Ant Men, Magic: The Filmering, Hellblazer, Gotham High Jinx, FOX Learns, Simmer City, Baseball sucks on Xbox, Comic-Con stuffs. So, find your shower inspiration. Find your Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #220 - Run Run Lola Fat Boy

Geek Shock is back and ever than ever!  Geek news flows like sandpaper over your eyes as we talk about CES, Sony reveals, Michael Bay meltdowns, High Brow Cinema, Sony Now, One tasty online fee, Marvel gets its force back, Star Wars cannon, Women and box office receipts, China Consoles, a return to Twin Peaks, Pastafarianism, Apple vs NSA, Child's Play recoeds, and the coming of the Sci-Fi Hotel. So Run Run to your play button, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #219 - Creep That In The Bed

Here it is, the last Geek Shock of the Year. We end this season with talk of Battlefield 4 chaos, Felix Silla, the joy of Airplane, Bioshock for reals, a Nakeder Gun, a Solo movie, SpiderSpiderSpider, Sandman, Sarah Targaryen, Starlight, Miramax returns, devil baby, spermbots, Fallout 4, hackbox, YouTube fallout, and Call-bots. We'll see you again in the new year. Merry Life Day.

Geek Shock #218 - Motog

This episode we remember Tom Deishley who played the Klingon, Motog at Star Trek: The Experience. We do our remembrances at the 142:30 mark, but before then we talked about all the really big news that happened this week such as the fate of Indy, The Shannara Life, X-Men Apocalypse, Jackson Who, Trek moviedom, World of Spycraft, I hope you like Terminator dawg, Wonder Woman, Code.org, A Game of Telltale Games, groovy GOG.com, Battlefield 4 and next gen woes, do your research before you brick your system, beer for alcoholics and equal rites for Satan worshipers.  

Geek Shock #217 - Gobnoblin

This could either be the best episode of Geek Shock or possibly the worst. I still haven't made up my mind. This week we talk about the state of the comics industry, Bechtel Test cases, Suicide Squad and the chocolate hat, too many villains, Spidey spinoffs, the end of Luigi, Sin Citys in the Mist, Xbox vs Playstation, Fight Club 2, Friday the 13th reboot REBOOT, the Falcon flies again, a revolutionary Turn, video game sales numbers, a wealthy Star Citizen, and 00000000. So get ready for the worst smelling burp ever. Get ready for Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #216 - 80's Jeff is Vagattack!

Witness the splendor as 80's Jeff's inner superhero bursts forth to save the podcast as we talk about Hunger Games, the joy of Journey, the Who-niverse, Road House, Affleck's other comic book movie, Stan Lee superheroes (post Marvel), The Woods (kinda), The Lord of the Lord of the Rings, Free DC, XBOX ONE's vulgarity clause, lickable phones, and the brighter side of concussions. So get ready to cry lap tears, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #215 - Paul Happens

Geek Shock #214 - Roof Skeletons

Bonzo and Factcheck Andy bring the pain as we talk about geeky things like Marvel Phase Netflix, um... DC too, The Walking Posessed, PSN all up in ya, Blockbust, Day one updates, startkicked, Spice grills, French Fries, steamy box, and Andy's College sexual escape tactics. So move them bones on over, it's time for a Geek Shock!