Geek Shock

Geek Shock #239 - Joe Whom?

Joe Whom? This and many more terrible questions are answered as we talk about Torgo's Blessed Die, Eli WE, Antichrist of a Lifetime, Nick gets Left Behind, PR is Horrible People, Stargate vs Paul, Jem, Getting Strange, Ant-Man Adrift, Star Wars Monster Casting, Choose your own Autobiography, and broken Atari games for sale. So man the torpedo ho room, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock: Red Light/Green Light Special 2014

With all the new TV show announcements, how does one decide on what to watch? You call on the Geek Shock consultant crew, THAT'S WHO! T.F.Paul, 80's Jeff, Bonzo, and Captain Luddite throw their opinions around like yesterday's pancake batter as to what newly announced shows deserve the go ahead or the chopping block.

Geek Shock #238 - Daniel David Appleseed Boone

This week we stir the Geek Pot and talk about FantasyCon, Another Nation of Aliens, The new guy Stands, Carol Channing Tatum, Giger, Krampus 2.0, The dangers of always online, Microsoft backpedals (again), Dirty Sims, The Great Horror Campout, and the Hollywood Science Fiction Museum. So rev up that Underground Railroad, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #237 - The Profanity Ban

Don't blame us for this one. The DEVIL MADE US DO IT! On this episode of Geek Shock, we talk about Hopping on Pop, Arcade games are legal again(!), Godzilla pee, Russia's crackdown on profanity, Spider-Blah, Seth Rogan's Preacher Adventures, Hey Hey Halo, The fantastic Mole Man, Doctor Terminator, Kingpin, Goyer's Fantastic Voyage, Criterion, and You got your Satan in my Commandments! So BAN ALL THE WORDS! It's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #236 - Zombie Wolfman Vampire Mummy

Beware the horrible mutant that is this week's Geek Shock. Bonzo is back so this week we talk about It's a small movie with your Peeps, The joys of Cunningham, The new Star Wars cast, DC venom, more Xbox shows, a Riffnado, Daredevil, Ridley Scott's Pharaoh, Kevin's Krampus, Extinction Parade, Chu's Chew, FassAssin's Creed, E.T's in the desert, The Official Extended Star Wars Universe, a slow Destiny, Amazon's HBO, and Vid Game numbers. So beware Vader's Pee, beware Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #235 - Russian Nesting Penis

There's a surprise inside this week's Geek Shock and another inside that one! Today we talk about Veggie Ice Cream, Cabin Fever Fever, Elder Doubtfire, Candy Crush remains the devil, Spider Slayers, You got your X-man in my Spider Man, Tiger Dragon 2, another Friday, AT&TFlix, General Mills is also the devil, Armageddon it, Fishy sex toys and Paul invents a new Horror Slasher. So check your fanny pack at the door, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #234 - Everybody Loves Cosmic Raymond

It's old school Geek Shock as Just Michael makes a surprise return to Geek Shock. Also, Paul drinks the sweet iced tea which always leads to adventure as we talk about The Geek Shock Minecraft Server, POONICEF, SGU+. Timecop 2.0, Scalped, Superior, Flash Gordon, The Rocketurd, The Expanse, the Mars jelly donut, Director of the Universe, Box office vs. Math, Red Dwarf, All the Simpsons, the core of gamer aggression, and the myth of the Canadian Dentist. So leave on the shuttle light, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #233 - Captain Tightpants

Beware what lurks in the urinal in this week's Geek Shock as we talk about Geek Shock Animated, Captain Noah, The official Geek Shock Minecraft Server, Jem and the Rushed Film, Devil Blocks, the problem with Ghostbusters II, the Sinister Six, Goonies 2, Battlestar 4.0, The Last Zombie, 12 more Monkeys, the Wil Wheaton Project, Benderspink and Dreadstar, Game of Ratings, toddler Xbox hacking, and Noah's Curse. So beware the yellow mist. Beware of Geek Shock.

If you are interested in joining the Geek Shock Minecraft Server, go to www.uglycouchshow.com and leave a comment on episode #233.

Geek Shock #232 - Diary of Dave and Vomity Mary

Don't say the name three times if you value your carpet or your sanity as we talk about Frankie's Tiki Room, Titanfall vs. Earth Defense Force, the return of the cupcake ATM, Wu Tang art, Gamestop tries...something, Top Gun 2, Senator prefers sales of real guns to pixelated ones, Rowling "megamovies", Lorenzo Semple Jr., Fantastic(?) Four, the joy of Chiklis, Pink Panther, the Star Wars bet, new head for Microsoft, and the Oculus Rift switch. Beware the Geek Shock, where you never know when you may be balling on a night hag.

Geek Shock #231 - The Philly Duck

Paul's newest and greatest character is destined to be your favorite. GUARANTEED! We also talk about Rogue Toys, Infamous Second Son, Jem, Holding over a Grudge, the Toothless Dead, Sony's Powers, more Prometheus, Ghostbusters 3, the Freak Show, Gwar, the Jungle Books, the return of Creed, Titanfall 2, e-sport college, IP Judgely, Brain Beer, and classroom control Lessons. Welcome to Geek Shock, where there are no guarantees.

Geek Shock #230 - Queer Eye For The Garden Gnome

Only two days since the last accident on this week's Geek Shock as we talk about Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social, Shadow Ops Trilogy, tonging your phone, More Smurf, Mystery Science Nat Geo, Incredible news, Jedi timeframes, super clash, the good Transformers, SYFY's new old direction, Something Remake This Way Comes, Sony VR, Wal-Mart Stop, your night in the Winchester House, The ocean below us, Kaiju Café, and revenge with the Bard. So text that tragedy, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #229 - Leave It To Beelzebub

If only there was a trained trash yeti to clean up this show. This week we talk about Kickstarter meltdowns, a BBC documentary, Tales to Astonish, Oldman's demons, Gateway, Fletch, the lost Trek episode, The Last of Us movie, WTF with patent trolls, Capcom makes it official, and poop pyramids on Everest. So drag that body down with ya, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #228 - Michael Bay's Wavy Line Birds

This week's Geek Shock comes wrapped in ancient rags as we talk about Bay's Birds, a mini Stand, Noah the Grey, 60 hours of Marvel, Minecraft Movie, Full Jurassic Jacket, He-man, He-man, He-Man, Heavy Metal SYFY, Sandler Pixels, Arkham Knight, Nintendo single player, Time Warner hates you, a new system of matter, and the philosophy of Razzies. So search that chicken eye, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #227 - George Jefferson: Daywalker

Ticktock Man! Ticktock Man! This week we talk about the return of Heroes, Baby poop sausage, a Crushing Saga, all Spidey time, Harold Ramis, Mongo the Magnificent, Constantine, Mortal Kombat, Librarians, Ticktock Man, PS4 in Japan, Console Wars, All in the Vampire Family, Turtles, and broke-ass Walking Dead comics. So sing yourself a rememberin' song, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #226 - Gapo The Clown

Geek Shock. Now banned in China! Of course it could have nothing to do with characters like Gapo the Clown. It could also be about subjects like Crushing Candy Saga, First Star Wars Episode VII casting, Avatar (now with more Sandler), Christopher Malcolm, self-lacing sneakers, Clone wars: The missing episodes, King's Revival, The Last Man on Earth, Widow Film, Gotham's Bullock, Paul's Early Comedy Career, Irrational no more, and ear maggots. So pull out that Flintstones macaroni, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #225 - The Episode Where Jeff Gets to Talk

Life without caffeine can be a dismal thing. That is what we learn on this week's Geek Shock. We also learn about the creeping doom that is Neelix, McGruff the Criminal, Akira (Now with more characters!), Free-to-play with your wallet, a new Vision, Preacher preaches, the first Rebel, the statistics on Redshirts, A nancy boys, Ice-T Dragon, lots of New York Escaping, Amazons Killer acquisition, who's who in Gotham, Twitch puffs it's chest, DMZ, and Genes in Space. So Neelix up, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #224 - Twelve Pack of Stitches

Blessed are the freak, for they shall inherit this week's Geek Shock as we talk about All The Gigawatts, Minecrack, Frankensteins, The Joy of Luthor, Evilest of Deads, Rankin/Bass, rise of Amazon, iZombie, Copyright Trolling, Killer instinct Jail, and cheating. So shoot that 8 ball, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #223 - The Devil's Koi Pond

For He-Man's sake, don't drink the mucus of this week's Geek Shock as we talk about such awesomeness as Royal Tumble, The Werewolf Song of Forever, Beer Belly, Shell of a Ghost, Arthur King of the 6 Picture Deal, Star Wars: Rebels, New Triffids, King Kong Ping Pong Play, EVE Online gets EVEier, Saga, Robot Sex Land, The Cruise Ship of Doom, Snails of Unusual Size, and Paul hates shark guy. So take the suggestion of Harry Rose, cause the tap is running with Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #222 - Do You Wanna Butt Butts With Me?

This week's geek shock takes you on a tropical voyage of horrible as we talk about geek stuffs like the future of the Werewolf Biting song, Sexy Bigfoot, 1984 (the 2014 version), King Candy, Marvel vs DC, Agent Carter, na na na na na na Batman!, Xbox/Machinima horribleness, Frogware Cthulhu, Barbarella psychedella, MMO numbers, Apple's whoopsie, Badgers and dwarf porn. So tell Danzig to put some pants on. It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #221 - The Werewolf Shower Song

This episode contains a Famous Paul lesson in comedy. Enter at your own risk. Then stay for our geekly discussions on Fire Squirting Mantis, Level Up Expo, Swine Flu, 47 Ronin, WWE-Flix, ICP&ACLU, the Ant Men, Magic: The Filmering, Hellblazer, Gotham High Jinx, FOX Learns, Simmer City, Baseball sucks on Xbox, Comic-Con stuffs. So, find your shower inspiration. Find your Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #220 - Run Run Lola Fat Boy

Geek Shock is back and ever than ever!  Geek news flows like sandpaper over your eyes as we talk about CES, Sony reveals, Michael Bay meltdowns, High Brow Cinema, Sony Now, One tasty online fee, Marvel gets its force back, Star Wars cannon, Women and box office receipts, China Consoles, a return to Twin Peaks, Pastafarianism, Apple vs NSA, Child's Play recoeds, and the coming of the Sci-Fi Hotel. So Run Run to your play button, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #219 - Creep That In The Bed

Here it is, the last Geek Shock of the Year. We end this season with talk of Battlefield 4 chaos, Felix Silla, the joy of Airplane, Bioshock for reals, a Nakeder Gun, a Solo movie, SpiderSpiderSpider, Sandman, Sarah Targaryen, Starlight, Miramax returns, devil baby, spermbots, Fallout 4, hackbox, YouTube fallout, and Call-bots. We'll see you again in the new year. Merry Life Day.

Geek Shock #218 - Motog

This episode we remember Tom Deishley who played the Klingon, Motog at Star Trek: The Experience. We do our remembrances at the 142:30 mark, but before then we talked about all the really big news that happened this week such as the fate of Indy, The Shannara Life, X-Men Apocalypse, Jackson Who, Trek moviedom, World of Spycraft, I hope you like Terminator dawg, Wonder Woman, Code.org, A Game of Telltale Games, groovy GOG.com, Battlefield 4 and next gen woes, do your research before you brick your system, beer for alcoholics and equal rites for Satan worshipers.  

Geek Shock #217 - Gobnoblin

This could either be the best episode of Geek Shock or possibly the worst. I still haven't made up my mind. This week we talk about the state of the comics industry, Bechtel Test cases, Suicide Squad and the chocolate hat, too many villains, Spidey spinoffs, the end of Luigi, Sin Citys in the Mist, Xbox vs Playstation, Fight Club 2, Friday the 13th reboot REBOOT, the Falcon flies again, a revolutionary Turn, video game sales numbers, a wealthy Star Citizen, and 00000000. So get ready for the worst smelling burp ever. Get ready for Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #216 - 80's Jeff is Vagattack!

Witness the splendor as 80's Jeff's inner superhero bursts forth to save the podcast as we talk about Hunger Games, the joy of Journey, the Who-niverse, Road House, Affleck's other comic book movie, Stan Lee superheroes (post Marvel), The Woods (kinda), The Lord of the Lord of the Rings, Free DC, XBOX ONE's vulgarity clause, lickable phones, and the brighter side of concussions. So get ready to cry lap tears, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #215 - Paul Happens

Geek Shock #214 - Roof Skeletons

Bonzo and Factcheck Andy bring the pain as we talk about geeky things like Marvel Phase Netflix, um... DC too, The Walking Posessed, PSN all up in ya, Blockbust, Day one updates, startkicked, Spice grills, French Fries, steamy box, and Andy's College sexual escape tactics. So move them bones on over, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #213 - Where The Buttknot Dwells

Kommander K and Factcheck Andy join us on this epic journey of a podcast as we talk about the debut of Christmapus, DnD the 5th, Ender's Game, a return to Sleepaway Camp, jellyfish ice cream, Extra Life, Hourman, more Wolvie, a King's trifecta, the SHIELD question, Star Blazers, Star Wars shenanigans, IT, Ubisoft comes to its senses, another Full House and the joys of Sizeism.  So beware the return of Buttknot, Beware of Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #212 - Pinhead Oklahoma

80's Jeff returns along with Factcheck Andy and Major Meh as we fill this slapdash with talk of the joys of PC Magazine Awards, overpriced non-existent stuff, a good writer, Army of Darkness 2, Pinhead Oaklahoma, 12 year old hackers, the WWF saves the forest, pay to win games, the parking at Disneyland, and body painting.  So lay it on thick, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #211 - Ivan Yakinoff Parking Sons

And thus the Geek Shock was reborn as Bonzo, Fact Check Andy, and Major Meh (the artist formally known as Lew-Ass) join us to talk about holding on to your Geek dreams, 80's Disney Adventure, Guitar Wolf, Stonados, Snoopzilla, Grand Malware Autoexec.bat V, the connected universe of Universal monsters, the legacy of Lou Scheimer, Dick returns to Mars, Hieroglyph, The next Aliens game, the dangers of being Arkham, the TotalBiscuit debacle, Bay vs. the air conditioner, gamers solve AIDS, Paul solves foot fungus, and two awesome records broken. So call up the sons of Fox, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #210 - Master(bation) of the Universe

Guest stars Bonzo and Lew-Ass joins us on a very special Geek Shock. This week we talk about Room 237, the Tarantino connection, a new way to Poke, revisiting the Next Generation, more He-Man than you want, more wrestling than you need, GTA lawsuits, more Marvel TV, EVE Online: The Comic Book, Gravity goodness, Avatarland, Kings Island D-Box, the Watch Dogs that ran away, the Macho Man that saved us all, the Magic Restroom Café, Praise Lesus, and the triumphant return of the Big List. So Koko B. Ware of this crazy packed Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #209 - A Film For Tardy People

This episode of Geek Shock is a right Mickey Fisher! Be warned of dangerous water ahead as we talk about geekliness like Wins A Lot, The Lone Eternian, Chris' Kennedy, Scentee, New Who, Box Office Gravity, Halle Berry (The Worst Batman Ever), the joy of Helix, Non-American Psycho, Iron Hong Kong Man, Creature Shop Challenge, eye teeth, Fat Nuggets, Sex Toy Furlough, and the joys of being raceful.  Come on, you gotta give me that one!

Geek Shock #208 - Look Out For The Soggies!

Beware that which allows cereal to stay crispy in milk; beware this week's Geek Shock as we talk about Wii U woes, Netflix bingeing, the corruption of Minecraft, Constantine TV, The Returned, SHIELD numbers, Bad rental choices, Red, The Simpsons, Steam Machines, GTA microtransations, water on Mars' sheriff, Roger Rabbit sequels, South Park RPG's, WWE statues, meteor beer, and those too darned realistic miltary shooters.  So contact the U.N., it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #207 - The Realm of the Penis Goblins

Get your bottles out for a drinking game ready episode of Geek Shock where we talk about GTA 5, Kaiju woes, nekkid haunted house, Spider-Man 3 ruins a country, Bronietails, Bad date movies, Marvel's Inhuman plan, SteamOS, room escape games, and gut made beer.  So get ready to eat the Earf, it's time for a Geek Shock

Geek Shock #206 - Yuck Butt

Beware the storage chickens.  The only way to fight them off is by listening to this week's Geek Shock and using camper lighter fluid (Sterno) .  This week Fact Check Andy joins us as we talk about Hello Kitty Beer, Microsoft's xbone.com, The People's Couch, Saturday Morning Mini Cartoons, more Walking Dead, more Breaking Bad, less J.J. Trek, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Steam family sharing, Rowdy Billie Piper, Grand Theft Auto install woes, Arrow Flash, Jurassic World, which next gen console has the Edge, The Leftovers, and how not to treat your snake. So pour on that homeless sauce.  It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #205 - Chewy Ring Of Doom

Guests galore as Matt Donnelly, Fact Check Andy and a super-secret bonus-blast guest join this omega sized Geek Shock as we talk about The Bear and BJ, Ministry of Awful, Breaking Bad winners, too much Oz, What's McG up to these days, more Stargate, quicker Ant Man, Batwoman Betrayed, Xbox One backwards compatibility, Viva la Vita TV, Sony VR news, NSA BS, Walking Dead Classes, and Drunk Wasps. So listen to this week's Geek Shock where Bear means Bear.

Geek Shock #204 - Chinese Fingercuffs in Hell

Listen!  Do you like Geek Shock!?! Do you like Oculus Rift!?! Listen! Do you like breaking badest, Chinese Galactica, judicious texting, Ultron in Pink, the Raccoon's identity, Pohl dancing, Oculus PS4, Filmcraft, 2DS, Wii U please, Bestworld, Fantasy Island for no one, Paramount's Blu Ray shenanigans, Million-craft, or the Sourtoe Shot? Then this George R.R. Martin - A Feast For Crows is for you!

Geek Shock #203 - Farwell To The Just (Michael)

Verily, tonight was Just Michael's last night on Geek Shock and once again we celebrate by doing absolutely nothing different (except drink better scotch).  We also talk about Saint's Row, One Hit Die, tapeworm weight loss, Avatar expanded universe, AfBat, Diablo 3 plus, Elder Scrolls online subscriptions, PS4 deja vu, Rambo TV, Fruit Brute (!), the Marvel Experience, The Simpsons Experience, and the Ghostbusting Penis Experience.  So wave goodbye to Just Michael as we bring the full cast together for Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #202 - Elmo Says "Xbox Off!"

Elmo says this Geek Shock will lead to loss of innocence as we talk about the return of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop, the state of midnight releases, witchcraft laws, lap dance undies, Pepsi Shuwa Shuwa, Area 51 for reals, PS4 at Gamescom, Record clubs, Xbox One self publishing, the Fantastic Four X-Men, The After, Romero, Groot, hacking your local prison, Origin pioneers, GTA Online, super Bat-stuff, elevators that take tha' piss, and trouble at the Chinese Zoo.  So put on your strip club Depends, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #201 - Famous Cars In Dick Scale

This week we welcome back the 80's Kids (Ryan Brunty and Jacob Gallegos) and we talk about Star Trek: The Experience, Porn, The International Pole Sports Federation, Sean's Blade Runner Plea, Expendables 3 (now with more expendable), Snoopify stickers, The joys of being Pat Robertson's mouth, Xbox 180 and still spinning, Dusk Till Dawn TV, Aquaman movies, The joys of playing Simpsons, Pee Wee's Next Adventures, Welcome to Paradise, The Wolverine Payout, Amazon's Console, Blackout's Purge, The dangers of Kickstarter, The Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition, money from Sarah's Jenner, and how to protect your nuts in the river.  So tighten up those swimsuit ties, it's time for a Geek Shock!