Geek Shock

Geek Shock #228 - Michael Bay's Wavy Line Birds

This week's Geek Shock comes wrapped in ancient rags as we talk about Bay's Birds, a mini Stand, Noah the Grey, 60 hours of Marvel, Minecraft Movie, Full Jurassic Jacket, He-man, He-man, He-Man, Heavy Metal SYFY, Sandler Pixels, Arkham Knight, Nintendo single player, Time Warner hates you, a new system of matter, and the philosophy of Razzies. So search that chicken eye, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #227 - George Jefferson: Daywalker

Ticktock Man! Ticktock Man! This week we talk about the return of Heroes, Baby poop sausage, a Crushing Saga, all Spidey time, Harold Ramis, Mongo the Magnificent, Constantine, Mortal Kombat, Librarians, Ticktock Man, PS4 in Japan, Console Wars, All in the Vampire Family, Turtles, and broke-ass Walking Dead comics. So sing yourself a rememberin' song, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #226 - Gapo The Clown

Geek Shock. Now banned in China! Of course it could have nothing to do with characters like Gapo the Clown. It could also be about subjects like Crushing Candy Saga, First Star Wars Episode VII casting, Avatar (now with more Sandler), Christopher Malcolm, self-lacing sneakers, Clone wars: The missing episodes, King's Revival, The Last Man on Earth, Widow Film, Gotham's Bullock, Paul's Early Comedy Career, Irrational no more, and ear maggots. So pull out that Flintstones macaroni, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #225 - The Episode Where Jeff Gets to Talk

Life without caffeine can be a dismal thing. That is what we learn on this week's Geek Shock. We also learn about the creeping doom that is Neelix, McGruff the Criminal, Akira (Now with more characters!), Free-to-play with your wallet, a new Vision, Preacher preaches, the first Rebel, the statistics on Redshirts, A nancy boys, Ice-T Dragon, lots of New York Escaping, Amazons Killer acquisition, who's who in Gotham, Twitch puffs it's chest, DMZ, and Genes in Space. So Neelix up, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #224 - Twelve Pack of Stitches

Blessed are the freak, for they shall inherit this week's Geek Shock as we talk about All The Gigawatts, Minecrack, Frankensteins, The Joy of Luthor, Evilest of Deads, Rankin/Bass, rise of Amazon, iZombie, Copyright Trolling, Killer instinct Jail, and cheating. So shoot that 8 ball, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #223 - The Devil's Koi Pond

For He-Man's sake, don't drink the mucus of this week's Geek Shock as we talk about such awesomeness as Royal Tumble, The Werewolf Song of Forever, Beer Belly, Shell of a Ghost, Arthur King of the 6 Picture Deal, Star Wars: Rebels, New Triffids, King Kong Ping Pong Play, EVE Online gets EVEier, Saga, Robot Sex Land, The Cruise Ship of Doom, Snails of Unusual Size, and Paul hates shark guy. So take the suggestion of Harry Rose, cause the tap is running with Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #222 - Do You Wanna Butt Butts With Me?

This week's geek shock takes you on a tropical voyage of horrible as we talk about geek stuffs like the future of the Werewolf Biting song, Sexy Bigfoot, 1984 (the 2014 version), King Candy, Marvel vs DC, Agent Carter, na na na na na na Batman!, Xbox/Machinima horribleness, Frogware Cthulhu, Barbarella psychedella, MMO numbers, Apple's whoopsie, Badgers and dwarf porn. So tell Danzig to put some pants on. It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #221 - The Werewolf Shower Song

This episode contains a Famous Paul lesson in comedy. Enter at your own risk. Then stay for our geekly discussions on Fire Squirting Mantis, Level Up Expo, Swine Flu, 47 Ronin, WWE-Flix, ICP&ACLU, the Ant Men, Magic: The Filmering, Hellblazer, Gotham High Jinx, FOX Learns, Simmer City, Baseball sucks on Xbox, Comic-Con stuffs. So, find your shower inspiration. Find your Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #220 - Run Run Lola Fat Boy

Geek Shock is back and ever than ever!  Geek news flows like sandpaper over your eyes as we talk about CES, Sony reveals, Michael Bay meltdowns, High Brow Cinema, Sony Now, One tasty online fee, Marvel gets its force back, Star Wars cannon, Women and box office receipts, China Consoles, a return to Twin Peaks, Pastafarianism, Apple vs NSA, Child's Play recoeds, and the coming of the Sci-Fi Hotel. So Run Run to your play button, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #219 - Creep That In The Bed

Here it is, the last Geek Shock of the Year. We end this season with talk of Battlefield 4 chaos, Felix Silla, the joy of Airplane, Bioshock for reals, a Nakeder Gun, a Solo movie, SpiderSpiderSpider, Sandman, Sarah Targaryen, Starlight, Miramax returns, devil baby, spermbots, Fallout 4, hackbox, YouTube fallout, and Call-bots. We'll see you again in the new year. Merry Life Day.

Geek Shock #218 - Motog

This episode we remember Tom Deishley who played the Klingon, Motog at Star Trek: The Experience. We do our remembrances at the 142:30 mark, but before then we talked about all the really big news that happened this week such as the fate of Indy, The Shannara Life, X-Men Apocalypse, Jackson Who, Trek moviedom, World of Spycraft, I hope you like Terminator dawg, Wonder Woman, Code.org, A Game of Telltale Games, groovy GOG.com, Battlefield 4 and next gen woes, do your research before you brick your system, beer for alcoholics and equal rites for Satan worshipers.  

Geek Shock #217 - Gobnoblin

This could either be the best episode of Geek Shock or possibly the worst. I still haven't made up my mind. This week we talk about the state of the comics industry, Bechtel Test cases, Suicide Squad and the chocolate hat, too many villains, Spidey spinoffs, the end of Luigi, Sin Citys in the Mist, Xbox vs Playstation, Fight Club 2, Friday the 13th reboot REBOOT, the Falcon flies again, a revolutionary Turn, video game sales numbers, a wealthy Star Citizen, and 00000000. So get ready for the worst smelling burp ever. Get ready for Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #216 - 80's Jeff is Vagattack!

Witness the splendor as 80's Jeff's inner superhero bursts forth to save the podcast as we talk about Hunger Games, the joy of Journey, the Who-niverse, Road House, Affleck's other comic book movie, Stan Lee superheroes (post Marvel), The Woods (kinda), The Lord of the Lord of the Rings, Free DC, XBOX ONE's vulgarity clause, lickable phones, and the brighter side of concussions. So get ready to cry lap tears, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #215 - Paul Happens

Geek Shock #214 - Roof Skeletons

Bonzo and Factcheck Andy bring the pain as we talk about geeky things like Marvel Phase Netflix, um... DC too, The Walking Posessed, PSN all up in ya, Blockbust, Day one updates, startkicked, Spice grills, French Fries, steamy box, and Andy's College sexual escape tactics. So move them bones on over, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #213 - Where The Buttknot Dwells

Kommander K and Factcheck Andy join us on this epic journey of a podcast as we talk about the debut of Christmapus, DnD the 5th, Ender's Game, a return to Sleepaway Camp, jellyfish ice cream, Extra Life, Hourman, more Wolvie, a King's trifecta, the SHIELD question, Star Blazers, Star Wars shenanigans, IT, Ubisoft comes to its senses, another Full House and the joys of Sizeism.  So beware the return of Buttknot, Beware of Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #212 - Pinhead Oklahoma

80's Jeff returns along with Factcheck Andy and Major Meh as we fill this slapdash with talk of the joys of PC Magazine Awards, overpriced non-existent stuff, a good writer, Army of Darkness 2, Pinhead Oaklahoma, 12 year old hackers, the WWF saves the forest, pay to win games, the parking at Disneyland, and body painting.  So lay it on thick, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #211 - Ivan Yakinoff Parking Sons

And thus the Geek Shock was reborn as Bonzo, Fact Check Andy, and Major Meh (the artist formally known as Lew-Ass) join us to talk about holding on to your Geek dreams, 80's Disney Adventure, Guitar Wolf, Stonados, Snoopzilla, Grand Malware Autoexec.bat V, the connected universe of Universal monsters, the legacy of Lou Scheimer, Dick returns to Mars, Hieroglyph, The next Aliens game, the dangers of being Arkham, the TotalBiscuit debacle, Bay vs. the air conditioner, gamers solve AIDS, Paul solves foot fungus, and two awesome records broken. So call up the sons of Fox, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #210 - Master(bation) of the Universe

Guest stars Bonzo and Lew-Ass joins us on a very special Geek Shock. This week we talk about Room 237, the Tarantino connection, a new way to Poke, revisiting the Next Generation, more He-Man than you want, more wrestling than you need, GTA lawsuits, more Marvel TV, EVE Online: The Comic Book, Gravity goodness, Avatarland, Kings Island D-Box, the Watch Dogs that ran away, the Macho Man that saved us all, the Magic Restroom Café, Praise Lesus, and the triumphant return of the Big List. So Koko B. Ware of this crazy packed Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #209 - A Film For Tardy People

This episode of Geek Shock is a right Mickey Fisher! Be warned of dangerous water ahead as we talk about geekliness like Wins A Lot, The Lone Eternian, Chris' Kennedy, Scentee, New Who, Box Office Gravity, Halle Berry (The Worst Batman Ever), the joy of Helix, Non-American Psycho, Iron Hong Kong Man, Creature Shop Challenge, eye teeth, Fat Nuggets, Sex Toy Furlough, and the joys of being raceful.  Come on, you gotta give me that one!

Geek Shock #208 - Look Out For The Soggies!

Beware that which allows cereal to stay crispy in milk; beware this week's Geek Shock as we talk about Wii U woes, Netflix bingeing, the corruption of Minecraft, Constantine TV, The Returned, SHIELD numbers, Bad rental choices, Red, The Simpsons, Steam Machines, GTA microtransations, water on Mars' sheriff, Roger Rabbit sequels, South Park RPG's, WWE statues, meteor beer, and those too darned realistic miltary shooters.  So contact the U.N., it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #207 - The Realm of the Penis Goblins

Get your bottles out for a drinking game ready episode of Geek Shock where we talk about GTA 5, Kaiju woes, nekkid haunted house, Spider-Man 3 ruins a country, Bronietails, Bad date movies, Marvel's Inhuman plan, SteamOS, room escape games, and gut made beer.  So get ready to eat the Earf, it's time for a Geek Shock

Geek Shock #206 - Yuck Butt

Beware the storage chickens.  The only way to fight them off is by listening to this week's Geek Shock and using camper lighter fluid (Sterno) .  This week Fact Check Andy joins us as we talk about Hello Kitty Beer, Microsoft's xbone.com, The People's Couch, Saturday Morning Mini Cartoons, more Walking Dead, more Breaking Bad, less J.J. Trek, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Steam family sharing, Rowdy Billie Piper, Grand Theft Auto install woes, Arrow Flash, Jurassic World, which next gen console has the Edge, The Leftovers, and how not to treat your snake. So pour on that homeless sauce.  It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #205 - Chewy Ring Of Doom

Guests galore as Matt Donnelly, Fact Check Andy and a super-secret bonus-blast guest join this omega sized Geek Shock as we talk about The Bear and BJ, Ministry of Awful, Breaking Bad winners, too much Oz, What's McG up to these days, more Stargate, quicker Ant Man, Batwoman Betrayed, Xbox One backwards compatibility, Viva la Vita TV, Sony VR news, NSA BS, Walking Dead Classes, and Drunk Wasps. So listen to this week's Geek Shock where Bear means Bear.

Geek Shock #204 - Chinese Fingercuffs in Hell

Listen!  Do you like Geek Shock!?! Do you like Oculus Rift!?! Listen! Do you like breaking badest, Chinese Galactica, judicious texting, Ultron in Pink, the Raccoon's identity, Pohl dancing, Oculus PS4, Filmcraft, 2DS, Wii U please, Bestworld, Fantasy Island for no one, Paramount's Blu Ray shenanigans, Million-craft, or the Sourtoe Shot? Then this George R.R. Martin - A Feast For Crows is for you!

Geek Shock #203 - Farwell To The Just (Michael)

Verily, tonight was Just Michael's last night on Geek Shock and once again we celebrate by doing absolutely nothing different (except drink better scotch).  We also talk about Saint's Row, One Hit Die, tapeworm weight loss, Avatar expanded universe, AfBat, Diablo 3 plus, Elder Scrolls online subscriptions, PS4 deja vu, Rambo TV, Fruit Brute (!), the Marvel Experience, The Simpsons Experience, and the Ghostbusting Penis Experience.  So wave goodbye to Just Michael as we bring the full cast together for Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #202 - Elmo Says "Xbox Off!"

Elmo says this Geek Shock will lead to loss of innocence as we talk about the return of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop, the state of midnight releases, witchcraft laws, lap dance undies, Pepsi Shuwa Shuwa, Area 51 for reals, PS4 at Gamescom, Record clubs, Xbox One self publishing, the Fantastic Four X-Men, The After, Romero, Groot, hacking your local prison, Origin pioneers, GTA Online, super Bat-stuff, elevators that take tha' piss, and trouble at the Chinese Zoo.  So put on your strip club Depends, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #201 - Famous Cars In Dick Scale

This week we welcome back the 80's Kids (Ryan Brunty and Jacob Gallegos) and we talk about Star Trek: The Experience, Porn, The International Pole Sports Federation, Sean's Blade Runner Plea, Expendables 3 (now with more expendable), Snoopify stickers, The joys of being Pat Robertson's mouth, Xbox 180 and still spinning, Dusk Till Dawn TV, Aquaman movies, The joys of playing Simpsons, Pee Wee's Next Adventures, Welcome to Paradise, The Wolverine Payout, Amazon's Console, Blackout's Purge, The dangers of Kickstarter, The Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition, money from Sarah's Jenner, and how to protect your nuts in the river.  So tighten up those swimsuit ties, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #200 - Wiener Physics Are Out Of Control

This is it! The big 200th episode of Geek Shock where celebrate by doing absolutely nothing different (except drink better scotch).  This week we talk about pieces of Snowpiercer, Expendables 3 goes Solo, the return of the living Akira, urine teeth, Foodles, The Search for Subtitles, a big spoonful of Jackson, Gad Kinison, Avatarded, Pacific Rim Fights Back, Cryptozoic's Kickstarter Rescue, Sharknado, and the joys of hacking your neighbors toilet.  Eckhardt, think about the future. It's time for the next era of Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #199 - A Skeksis-Mad Coogler

This week it's your favorite kind of Geek Shock: Pure Chaos.  Come listen to what too many donuts gets you as we talk about the joy of Cooglerism, Creed (no, the other one), Flash TV, the future of the X Franchise, Mrs. Conan, another 180, Rosemary's Tommyknocker, Fox Park 2, The Chinese Academy of Science, a new Legion, Ultimates Last Stand, Ice Diapers, too much Bendis, and the dangers of fart spray and deer repellant. So wind up your Skeksis, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #198 - Batman Made Of Cake

It's post Comic-Con and the original ideas are flowing as we geek out about Atlantic Rim, an awesome Oz idea (all original!), hair shake, The Zack Knight Returns, Age of Whedon, Godzilla's got crabs, Amazing Villain Stew, 12 groans, The Simpsons Guy, MechWarrior honors the fallen, Finland makes good decisions, Ouya the quiet, Streaming Emmys, and American Dad moving day.  So set your oven to frosty, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #197 - Pacific Shartnado

How bout a two-fer!  You get your weekly geeky news and you get a monster rant about monsters from The Famous Paul!  First we talk about the nerdy stuff like EVO, #YOLO Mr. Bond, Free Wi-FU, the unheard of existence of porn on the internet, District 10, Alan's musings, the rebirth of Ash, X-Force, a vision of Diesel, submarine cars, Microsoft loves your business (solutions), All You Can Arcade, the eSports legitimacy, and watching your wingdang around a hissing urinal cake.  But that's not all.  We also get into a passionate, spoilery discussion about Pacific Rim and what went wrong.  (The spoilers are the last part of the show and easily skippable and fun so return once you've seen it).  It's a panoply of Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #196 - Wrinkled Poontender

For the love of leather dishrags, beware your soul upon listening to this episode as we talk about Minecraft for the fun of it, Wii Vitality vitals, Metallica-con, The great loss that that is Ryan Davis, Bad choices for art, Superman Junior, Banks Rocks, Gears of Mass Effect, League of Extraordinary Viewership, The Zooniverse, PS4 pre-sales, The Sword love, the other Amazon in comics, and how to color your Cenobite.  And prepare yourself for (cause you asked for it) the return of Tiffany Lemonsquare on Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #195 - What's Wong With Your Biehn Role?

It's good to be back as Kommander K returns to the couch and talks with us about Rebootinator, Jacob's Other Ladder, Punky Comix, The flight of the Mattrick, Ubisoft *hatehatehate*, Stan talks phase 3, Orson's Game, Vin Diesel vs. the Marvel Universe, Netflix Max, The Last of Us using 555, Xbox vs. indi, and a trip to the Cabin in the Woods.  So, warm up that Biehn Role, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock Rewind #4 - Tiffany Lemonsquare

This Geek Shock Rewind compiles episodes 6-9 into a easy to swallow pill.  Take it with our apologies as this week's new episode was lost due to a technical issue.  We will be back next week with a whole new episode featuring Kommander K.  Thank you for listening and your understanding.  Beware the Lemonsquare!

Geek Shock #194 - Eyeball Lickers

Marci from CriticalCareComics.org and Big Black join us this week as we talk about the joy of Ding Dongs, Choose Your Own Adventure Movies, Xbox One PR, Amazing Spider Sequels, EA back pedals, C. Reilly of the Galaxy, Gramps-inator, Spielberg and Lucas on the Doom of Movies, Video Game sales numbers, DreamWorks loves Netflix, Geekery, Into the Words, Corman-Tube, and what not to do to your eyeballs.  So, put on that eye patch, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #193 - Quantum Chocolate Anus

After a week's hiatus, we have returned AND JUST IN TIME!  Between E3 and Chocolate anus's (Ani?) we have everything you want in a Geek Shock.  Besides the console briefings of E3 we also talk about Edible Anus, The scent of Stan, Grumpy Cat jumps the litter box, a return to the Battlefront, Rod Serling's last words, Fable film, Benicio's Galaxy, a green Outlander, Boss Fight Books, the excavation of E.T., crazy ants, the joys of Enterprise, and the life size game of life.  So put on your nerd rage caps, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #192 - Smelly Pizza

Spoiler Warning! From 8:20-53:05 we thoroughly discuss Star Trek Into Darkness.  If you haven't seen the film yet, fast forward past the spoilers so you can hear us talk about Kindle Worlds, Dominoes on DVD, Xbox One rumors, Xbox 360 futures, the battle of the Quicksilvers, What's in your walls(?), the weight of LEGOs, Springfield in Orlando, and I like eating coffee then making beer URP URP.  So set your phasers to "Holy Shit that took a while", it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #191 - Wheelchair Pimpin'

So any video game news today?  Of course you get the Geek Shock crew's 4 cents on the Xbox One (or Xbone). We also talk about Disney Pimping, Star Wars Animated 2.0, Ghostbusters 3, Zombie-crash-land, The online pass is dead (long live the online pass), movie numbers, Cosmos host brings the funny and the joys of deck building games.  So get ready to bro-game, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #190 - Malcolm Obama Bigfoot

Welcome to this nightmarish lava landscape of a Geek Shock.  Today Captain Luddite returns to us as we talk about Advanced D&D, bad movieplex decisions, Facebook Roulette, official S.H.I.E.L.D. business, Big Hero 6, a Toxic Arnie-venture, The joys of Mattycollector.com, Your-Trooper, more Defiance, Gungan Frontier, more Marvel madness, the great dinosaur wait, From Dusk till Primetime, Mike Tyson Mysteries, Aggression (not violence), Robocop goes back to Detroit, Capcom's pool of blood and the return of The Big List along with your favorite (awful) Famous Paul characters.  So get out your Fisto, it's time for a Geek Shock!