Geek Shock

Geek Shock #329 - Autoerotic Amnesia

This episode anoints its spines with venomous spittle as we talk about Spankathon, Comic-Con Parking, Daredevil v Punisher, Wizard World, The fates of Just Michael and Dr. Vlarg, Geek Shock: The Vidyagame, Star Trek: the Concert, Gaming Mill and bad dates, Indiana Jones 5 gets worse, Crow gets worse, Lobo movie, Deadpool numbers, Toonz, Maniac, and Sonic the Breasthog. Geek Shock... Sometimes it works.

Geek Shock #328 - Bangkok!

Bee Nipples! We also talk about Indiana Jones 5, Cannonball Run, The Joy of Deadwood, Peanuts, Cons, Toys Toys Toys, Fictfact, Book Recommendations, Werewolf Breasts, Fanfic, Red Mars, Bum Balls, True Skin, Turn of the Screw, One Night in Bangkok, Coloring Books, and Oxygen Deprived Astronaut Bill Reed. So get augmented, It's time for a Geek Shock! 

Geek Shock #327 - Fingersniff

Wonder Twin Powers Activate. Shape of this week's show where we talk about Sandman Sleeps, Gods of Egypt, Venom for Venom, Failing upward, Tony and Gary Hutzel, SYFY's Aftermath, Ian McFriday, The Terror, Scalped to TV, Rabid redone, Genocidal Organ, IDW's Deviations, 12 Monkeys, Vegas Pizza, Gaming Mill, Hap & Leonard, Ghostbusters and the Secret of the Wonder Twins. Get Gleeked, it's time for a Geek Shock! 

Geek Shock #326 - DeerDevil or Some S**t

We're gonna find it, you guys! We are also gonna talk about Casting the Geek Shock TV Show, Galaxy Quest, The Magicians, Count Kingpin, Captain Nemo, The D&D Movie, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Jean-Claude Van Johnson, Pacific Rim 2, The Dark Tower, Iron Fist, A Wrinkle in Time, Roger Corman and... Deer Devil. Dammit. So figure out your bit, it's time for a Geek Shock!

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Geek Shock #325 - Clutz & Slutz

Your #1 source of skin tag jewelry as we talk about Street Fighter 5, Brit Mags, Scoops Minecraft, Deadpool woes, Racism, Ludmilla, the Origin of Gaming Mill, Activision Crush, Old R Logan, Batman v Superman, Supergirl, Poutine, and Andy's New DVD Series. So check those nooks for cats, it's time for a Geek Shock.

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Geek Shock #324 - Ludmilla's Sweet Seed

Andy returns! Now, about that sister... We also talk about Deadpool, Mothra's Agent, Console Wars, Firecrotch, Red Letter Media, Venture Brothers, Scoops Minecraft, Master & Kommander 2016, Deathgasm, Turbo Kid, More Fanfic, Gaming Mill's Top 3, What we lost in the Star Wars Extended Universe, Player One Podcast, Chrontendo, Death House, Bruce Campbell News, Justice League Action, Batman v Superman worries, Red Light/Green light, and Andy's Sister. So plug that Volcano, it's time for a Geek Shock!

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Geek Shock #323 - Strokin'

Let this be a warning to any Geek Shock member who misses a show... I just....I can't.... We also talk about Adam Cesare and Zero Lives Remaining, Bone Tomahawk, Flash, Pokémon, X-Com, Nintendo Badge Arcade, Gaming Mill Watches Pixels, more Fanfic (For Fat Check Dandy), Z, NASA Gets Screwed, More Saw, 20,000 Leagues Under the Singer, More Deadpool, Bryan Fuller and Trek, the loss of GameTrailers and much more. So beware the car seat baloney, it's time for a Geek Shock!

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Geek Shock #322 - Don't Be a Bad-awan

What is a group of Tattoo artists called? This week, we reheat our revenge as we talk about He-Man benefits , More Force Thoughts, Star Trek: The Experience Documentary, More Fanfic, Senators vs technology, Ghost React, Tattoo suit, Labyrinth II, Revival bumps Stand, Stretch Armstrong, X-Files and the return of Red Light/Green Light. So, put those kids to bed, it's time for a Geek Shock!

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Geek Shock #321 - Resleeved

This episode comes in layers as we talk about X-Files, Porn Conventions, McG vs Paul, Sword of Doom, more Geek Shock FanFic, Exorcist: the Series, DC re-numbers (again), Secret Wars (Again), McChocolate Potatoes, Moffat leaves Who, Altered Carbon, the Power of Grayskull and more. So get ready for some He-Man, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #320 - Voqha: Murder Solver

This week Geek Shock stays with you whether you're haunted or not as we talk about Superman Lives, Murder She Wrote, Just Because 3, Billy's Monsters, Geek Shock Fanfic, X-Haunted, Godfatehr Epic, A Series of Unfortunate Harris, Brad Fuller, Blair Rakeskin, Robo-Stooges, Scary Stories to tell in the Dark, SBB, Voqha, Murder Solver, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Kiss Me First, One Strange Rock and a visit from Mumm-Ra. So wet your belly, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #319 - Sizzlean

Sizzlean needs her $40 and we need to talk about Rambo and Mr. T cartoons, The Ball Show, Geek Shock Fan Fic, Not so Amazing Spider-Man, Kylo Ren, Just Cause 3, Terraria, Playboy Mansion for sale (with bonus), they want Lucas, Let's Play, John Cena, Fruitvale Panther, Class, The Fireman, Angus Scrimm, Tales from the Crypt, Miller Maxed Out, Deadwood's conclusion, and VR coasters. So strap on your VR helmet and grab your $40, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #318 - RoboSteelskin

This episode puts it's foot in the butter as we talk about Hateful Eight, Scrod, how to play Code Name (I think), Reboots and Sequels, British Panto, Coherence, Gaming Mill, Finn/Poe lovin, New Indiana Jones, The Voice of Fett, Voltron, RoboSteelskin, Fortunately the milk and Paul's Teste Slip. So tighten up that dance belt, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #317 - Full Plastic Jacket

The last Shock of the year! This week we talk about your Star Wars Emails, Sealab 2020, Hateful 8, Convergence, Mob of the Dead, Knight Rider Heroes, Hasbro: The Movie, two player card games, The Expanse, Sadako vs Kayako, Fallout Addiction, Taskmaster, War of the Worlds, and Lemmy. So roll out the confetti, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #316 - Alderaan Truthers

(Star Wars spoilers from 55:20 onward) Merry Christmas, Shock Monkeys! The Professor and Doctor Vlarg join us on this Merry Philosophical episode as we talk about Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Jeffiroth's awesome gifts, Jelly Bean Terror Poker, Should show authors expect viewers to have seen the source material, Bad guys, Glengarry Glen-Stewart, Batman v Superman, Morals v Anarchy, and sending Andy out into the cold. So saber up! it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock Rewind #5 - The Omega-Trekcast

If you want to know about Star Trek: The Experience, this is your cast. Members of the Trek Time Station reunite to talk theme park stories. Hear booming voice of Professor Biggs! Hear Kommander K before he was Kommander! Hear the joys of Barry and Deb! Plus news of the day, back in the day. This cast has not been available for over 5 years...until now...

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Geek Shock #315 - The Paul Awakens

The Force Awakens, but Paul does not! Beware the bubbles this week as we talk about fandom opinions, Dark Star, Cheese Sandwich, Jessica Jones, Chaos on the Bridge, Fallout 4, Golan Globus, Doctor Who, Mortal Kombat X, Kojima shirked, Dirty Dancing, The Mummy, NOS4A2, Red Mars, Star Wars: The Marathon Awakens and the return of Mumm-Ra. So, look out Shock Monkeys, it's a mummy... A MUMMY?!

Geek Shock #314 - Backtears

This episode we get saddle sore as we talk about our geek gift guide, the Joy of Rambo, Die Hard Towers, Gogol Bordello, MST3K, more Tomb Raider, Backtears, Riddick, His Dark Materials, Transformers, and more. So sniff that saddle, it's time for a Geek Shock!

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Geek Shock #313 - Two Socks Full Of Birdseed

This episode is solid dick as we talk about a defense of Gotham, StarCraft speculation, Color vs Lightspeed, Childhood's End, more Marvel-style universes, the joys of BeeeeeeOhhh, Hobbit issues, Captain EO, Billy Mitchell in court, MST3K's Day, Lost in Netflix, Jessica Jones, Okja, Illuminae, Tremors TV, The Witcher and Stan Lee's Strip Club. So get your EO, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #312 - Kid Jokes & Spoiler Dildos

Prepare to have your funny bone tested as Paul PERFORMS THE INTERNET! We also talk about Bob and David, The Waking of Alan, the joys of Gotham, Electric Boogaloo, Improv rules, Jokes by Kids, Scary Disney Rides, Alien: The Renaming, Memento-but BETTER!, MST3K moves forward, The End Train to television and so much more! So identify the plant, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #311 - H.P. Lovecraft's Scallops & Waffles

All the tastes you're not expecting. We also talk about Fallout 4, The Doubleclicks, Spring, VV Comic Book Festival, Secret Wars, Spectre, Hipsters, Life Coaching, Andy gets a new catchphrase, The Babadook, MST3K Kickstarter, the woes of Lovecraft, Call of Duty Avengers style, and all sorts of tangential randomness. So eat those bananas and cream, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Wonderful Maple Leaf Matt theme by Sam Heffernan.

Geek Shock #310 - Bobcat Ra

The pyramid you've all been waiting for returns; Mumm-Ra Joins us this episode! We also talk about Halo/Pepsi Woes (More!), Bridge od Spies, Star Wars EU, Aliens woes, Van Wickerman, Six Billion Dollars more, New Star Trek...at a price, Greatest American Hero, Amazing Stories, Air France gets Star Wars before you do and questions for the Great Everliving. So eat those yummies, it's time for a Geek Shock! 

Monster Balls MP3

A gift from us to you this Halloween season, courtesy of Geek Shock: The stand alone version of Monster Balls

Geek Shock #309 - He Bit His What?

Happy Halloween! We have a special spooktacular gift for your Halloween party! We also talk about Halo Woes, Torgo's run for president, Church of Bacon, Gaming Mill Music, Sebastian's Vader, Supergirl, Cruel TV Intentions, Severed Limb Collecting, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Expense Reports, Kingsman 2, Vladimir Vader, Bond Opinions, Vegas Bathrooms, and Meat Swords. How do you deal with a werewolf? Listen to this important Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #308 - God Rimmed the Sarlacc

Hide your Boba Fett as this week we talk about Back to the Future Anniversary, Transformers Devastation, Alan Wake, Red Oaks, Slash Hack, Hansel and Gretel 2, Ten Commandments redux, more Annabelle, More Die Hard, Hellfire Legion, Y watch this show, Emails, and derpy Teela. So wet your Fett, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #307 - Uncle Owen's BeruBQ

It's not the sauce, but how long you smoke it! This week we talk about Friending Unfriended, Flash, Name of the Kvothe, Splinter of the Minds Eye, Jindal's idiocy, Expendables 4, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Justice League Dark, Z-men, Time Bandits TV, Dino-Riders, The Woods, Werewolf Noir, PS4 cuts, Voice Actors Strike, Far Cry Primal, Ubisoftland, Mass Effect Land, and Sci-Fi Frys. So crash that spaceship, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #306 - His Kryptonite is Arousal

This week introduces the newest superhero to hit Kentucky! We also talk about the effects of Halloween Burgers, The Martian, Improv Gauntlet, Norm's Generosity, Carpenter plays for Bjork, Flash Decisions, Flatlinerers, Lethal Weapon 6, Macguyver again, Gran Turismo: The Movie, Need for Smeede, 10 tears of Transforming, Twilight but different, Ghostbusters animated, Damage Control, The Kingkiller Chronicles, Class, Okja, Enfield Poltergeist, Bill Finger, and *ahem* Possum Cock. So get ready for furry, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #305 - Touchy Uncle Dursley

No, Uncle Ookla! (#notARealThing) This week we talk about Con Art, Yoga with Gaming Mill, Prometheus 4, A-Team, Reboot Parade, Star Wars Land, Trapped with Mila Kunis, Stanley's Colour, Get Out, Island of Doctor Monkey Shots, Harry Potter and the Hubris, Betty and Barney Hill, Slave Leia, and the Inhuman Plot. So look into that face, it's time for a Geek Shock!

 

Geek Shock #304 - Slacker Hacker Packer Backer

The quest for Voyager without Neelix begins. We also talk about  the joy of Laughlin, Big Bang woes, Transformers woes, Shenmue wants your money, more Taken, Singer under the sea, Gray n Grey, The Doctor loses another, Pacific Rim 2, Moose Jaws, Full Metal Stan Lee, The Mist TV, the woes of Weaveworld, and the great Neelix/Fishbowl quest. So hide the cheese, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #303 - Mookie Slash

This week: The Great Refrigerator Showdown and Wookie Slashfic. We also talk about the Star Wars: Aftermath Aftermath, the Kess Breakdown, Monkeys vs Vinegar, The Terminator Apprentice, Fan4astic 4 2, Charlie's Angels Reboot, The new head of Nintendo, Star Wars mini-fridge, King Kong vs Godzilla, Tom Cruise/Doug Liman, Ajin: Demi-Human, BrainDead, LEGO Dimensions, Batgirling, Windows Services, Fallout 4 Naming Conventions, trek footage and the renaming of Fact Check Andy. So stroke your own wookie, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #302 - Tumescence Don't Make a Right

The time is NOW for a new Geek Shock as we talk about Force Friday, Star Wars:EU woes, Falling Skies, TMNT, Mad Max Gametime, Mega Man Movie, Jungle Cruise and Hippo Murder, Bill Reed, It's Woes, Perlmutter, Del Toro Villainy, Artemis Fowl, a bigger Black Mirror, Castlevania, Goonies Interactive Theater and all the uses of the word "See" (Spoiler: It's 1). So calm your tumescence, it's time for a Geek Shock!

 

Geek Shock #301 - Do Vampires Poop Blood Turds? (and Other Mysteries)

Today we answer all the questions you never wanted answers to as we talk about Straight Outta 80's, the joy of Hitman, Marvel Splits, Borderlands, Wes Craven, Galaxy Quest TV, Ball stays locked on Fox, Emperor, Battling Boy, Blood Brothers, Brides and blood turds, Tolkien's Kullervo/Kalervo, and Five Night's at Freddy's da Movie. So hit that glass elevator button, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #300 - Episode 300

Welcome to the chaos that is episode 300. Thank you to everyone who has joined us on this strange journey of Geekdom. Celebrate nerdity with us! Because you only get 300 chances to make a first impression.

Geek Shock #299.5 - Playing in Andy's Backyard

Here it is, the episode before the big episode. We actually get to (some) news this week while we talk about more Fantasstic Four, Lost Souls, Tiki Oasis, Vacation, Kahn Crud, The reboot of the reboot of Nightmare on Elm Street, Triple Dipping Saga, Disneyland geeks out big time, All New All Different Mortal Kombat, Murray no longer fraid of no ghost, X-Men TV, My Little Movie and way too much talk of Andy's Backyard. So get the hose out, it's time for a Geek Shock! 

Geek Shock #299 - Enterprise-XD

The oft mentioned Professor Biggs joins us as we talk about Fan4astic Fo4r, Star Trek Con, SuperDuperMan, Mace Windu's force, Autograph help, Dirty DC, Space Dandy, old strip clubs, and the rules of Joker Poker. So it's Banana club-ering time... for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #298 - Kneel Before Coz

Beware the secret sauce as we talk about non-violent LARPing, Your E-Mails, DirtyDC, Pez the Movie, longer Hobbits, the removing of the Dink, all the Bostons, alternate worlds of Stan and Jan, D&D movies, Adi Shankar and Soooo much more. You will kneel before Geek Shock! First you, then one day, your heirs!

 

Geek Shock #297 - Superman Made of Dicks

Grab a towel, he's coming to save us all! This week we talk about #DCMeals, Magic Mike, 21 Baywatch, Weeyooo TV, SuperNetflix, Hamill is back, Blood Drive, Heart of Reactron, Gotham's Shield Commish, Wynonna Earp, Spidey, and (god help us) Superman Made of Dicks. Come for the Thing Sauce, stay for Earth's Meatiest Hero, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #296 - Fusty Back

This week is full of Geeky Goodness! We get your Marvel Meals ideas, We get the Factcheck Comic-Con report and Mumm-Ra takes your questions. Plus we talk about #DCMeals, The Biggs connection, Child's Play, Slave Labia, The Stargate challenge, Child Naming epic win, Xena Modern Princess, Emoji the Movie, Aladdin, Spider-Writers, Minoc Country, It's new leader, The Starfighter Chronicles, Sapphire and Steel, Back to the Comics, Batman Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Bathing with Mumm-Ra! So spoon up! It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #295 - Thingburger With Thing Sauce

It's a MEGA EPISODE! It's post Comic-Con and we are full of news.... eventually. This week we talk about So Good Arcade, Bleach, Thing Sauce, Dark Oz, Amazing Spider-Man 3, Fight Club: The Rock Opera, The Derk Twer, Satoru Iwata, Aunt May I, Dong of Justin, Green Lantern Corps, Killing Joke, Buck Rogers and Galactica 1980, Happytime Murders, Mute, Super Jacked and #marvelMeals. So get culinary, it's time for a Geek Shock!

This episode is dedicated to Hilda Godbold and the many like her who nourished the geek in all of us.

Geek Shock #294 - 50 Wounded Virgins in a Hole

Only Geek Shock can touch the ball as we talk about Geek Names, Terminator, Red Sonia, Monopoly, C.U.J.O., James Bond the Musical, Skull Island Exodus, Han Solo Movie, Ghostbuster Casting, PTA tells a lie, Vampire Hunter D...snuts (Gotti), Channel Zero, Electra casting, Ellis' Bond, Moffs, Brian K. Dead, Litterbug Liefeld, Game of Toys, The first robot war, and Comic-con stuffs. So get in that hole, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #293 - Bengay and Syrup

This week's Geek Shock just bought a parcel of land... on Praxis! We also talk about CombatCon, Ted 2, Snarf Quest, ComicBookGirl19, Uncharted, More Early Access, Star Citizen, The WB shuffle, Micro, Patrick Macnee, Star Trek Beyond, DrinkForDLC, Nolan North, Europe nixes Roaming Charges, Walker Stalker Cruise, Amazon Prime gamer boons, and buying Fallout with Caps. For the honor of blood pads, it's time for a Geek Shock!