Geek Shock

Geek Shock #408 - Midwest Svelte

By Kuato's name, we have returned with the Pop-o-Matic of Doom in tow as we talk about Rick & Morty Sauce,Blade Runner 2049, Movie Novelizations, Critical Role, Burger King vs IT, Marvel Industrial Complex, Stone Cold Colonel Sanders, Gambit of the Caribbean, Three part Hulk, Amazing Apple, His Darker Materials, Spike Paramount and Velvet, Dark, Raising Dion, The Righter Stuff, The First, The Rook, and American Flagg! So, pop that bubble, it's time for a Geek Shock.

 

Geek Shock #407 - STD

Some of us have experienced STD and some of us haven't. You will find out who as we also talk about Scoopfest, Torgo's fawning love of Libby, The Orville, The Secret of Ventriloquism, Blade Runner, CBS All Access, Yoda is higher learning, A Lost Boys Story, Bernie Casey, HBO watches the Watchmen, Kill The Minotaur, The Beast is an Animal (that interests no one), Superman: Year One, N=8, Larry Cohen is Larry Cohen, Sin City, True Lies, The Ballad of Black Tom, Greatest American Hero, Wayward, The Boys, Young Sheldon and Bosom Buddies. So tune into "About", it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #406 - The Biggs Tickle

This week, Jeff suffers from the Biggs Tickle, Jeff also tries to tell a story without being interrupted, IT happens, Lord of Light, Torgo delights in I Am Legend, Kerstan goes Witching, The boys get gifts (Thanks Jamie!), Come with Tim Miller if you want to live, Harry Dean Stanton, Time Salvager moves forward, Summer of Night gets the IT greenlight, Jamie Lee Curtis returns to Halloween, Johnnie Walker goes Blade Runner, Superman revives the 3 hour cut, Nightmare Cinema gets revved up and Paperbacks from Hell. So get tickled, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #405 - Cradle The Chuckles

This week we go Over the Top as we talk about Taps which somehow morphs to Over the Top, The beginning of the New D&D Season, Torgo Wants Shelf Porn, Con Man, IT breaks the Cinema, Cuphead controversy, More info on the Disney Streaming Service, Terminator 2 3D to close, Suicide Squad 2, Sheena to return, Abrams returns to Star Wars, Patty Jenkins smashes the ceiling, Len Wein, Xavier "X" Atencio, Jerry Pournelle, Drew Goddard leads X-Force, IT leads to Suffer The Children, the SFWA to give award for best game writing, Berger Books' opening salvo, and Andy... does Andy things. So work out that arm, it's time for a Geek Shock!

 

Geek Shock #404 - Podcast Not Found

This week we get funky and we talk about Sci-Fi Disco Themes, Close Encounters of the Big Screen Kind, Torgo Watches Iron Fist and Get Out, Star Wars has a director problem, The glory(?) of David Lynch, The Crow keeps flapping, Stargate returns, Neil Gaiman's Likely Stories, Richard Anderson, the holes of American Horror Story, DC House of Horrors, True Detective Season 3, Eli Roth's History of Horror, Tanis, Dracool, Welcome to Nightvale, The God Wave and Fear Street. So do the hustle, it's time for a Geek Shock!

HT to Justin Noszek for the title suggestion

 

Geek Shock #403 - Liquid Finger

Great balls of fire (ants) do we have a show for you as we talk about Torgo watches Cage, Lord of Light, Twin Peaks/Picket Fences/X-Files/Northern Exposure, DCU Woes (again), Tobe Hooper, Blomkamp and the Gone World, Lore, Star Wars VOID, Slaughterhouse Rulez, Carnival Row blooms, Neuroskeptic takes on fraudulent online journals, The Valiant Cinematic Universe, Squaring the Strange, The Punch Escrow, McFarlane to direct Spawn, Bird Box coming to Netflix, and the best and worst of The Punisher. So burst that ball, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #402 - C.S.I. : Pillow

This one died of....geek fever (YEAAAAaaaaaa....) as we talk about The Defenders, Rifftrax Live, Hawaii Five-O, Lovecraft Country, Halloween Movie Suggestions, Joker Origins, more Allegiant, More Munsters, Sense8 gets an intriguing offer, Marvel XD Week, Sonny Landham, Obi-Wan Solo, 30 Years of Garbage, Galaxy Quest to launch, Con Man goes SYFY, the Star Trek Film Academy, and... Action Jackson(?) So rip off those sunglasses, it's time for a Geek Shock!

"696" by The Shrugs used by permission. Thanks guys :)

 

Geek Shock # 401 - My Catan Machine

The next one hundred shows begins with one big step as Torgo finally sees The Dark Tower (Spoilers saved for the end of the show). We also talk about Andy's sleep patterns, 80's commercials, my Catan Machine, Combat-Con, The Library Bards, Body Sneeches, Fox's Doctor Doom Movie, Teen Wolf: The Podcast, Alien reboots, License to Drive reboot, Kirkman joins Amazon, Cowboy Ninja Viking, Millarworld is Netflix's World, Dark Tower TV still marching, The Videogame Years, Malignant Man, The Black Company, Good Omens gets cast, Annihilation, and Hamill gets street cred. Long Days and Pleasant Nights, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #400 - 400

The Famous Paul and Professor Biggs join us to celebrate episode 400. Kerstan takes the reins as Torgo taps out. The Pop-o-Matic of Doom decides all. Galaxian!

Geek Shock # 399 - GUNTER by Kahless Klein

The geek news flows as the Pop-o-Matic of Doom decides our fate and makes us talk about The Dark Room restaurant, Atomic Blonde, Resident Evil 7 and Batman Arkam VR, Captain Underpants, June Foray, Trouble in the Tower, Bumblebee, Rick and Morty get their sauce, the John Wick cinematic universe, HBO gets hacked, Marvel gives old series a proper end, The Robotech Movie, KAHN!!, Black America, Underbelly, Liking What You See, Age of Miracles, Wicked West, Shock Theater, TV Shows that ended in a cliff hanger, and Gunter (by Kalvin Klein). Harelip! It's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #398 - Pop-o-Matic of DOOM

There's so much news from San Diego Comic-Con that Torgo brings back the Coin of Fate in the form of THE POP-O-MATIC OF DOOM leading us to talk about Castlevania, Kiss Mini--Golf part Deux, Dunkirk, PSVR, Justice League Hangups, United Airlines hates comic books, Kree and Skrulls, The Doctor loses a companion, Flashpoint, Houston has a problem, The Dark Tower TV show, more friends for the Pyms, Confederate, Disenchantment, The Eisner Awards, The Ravens Cycle, Sirens of Titan, Sand, Lord of Light, Welcome to Hitchcock, Neverwake, Jumper and recording movies on audio cassette tape. So call Jar Jar R Martin, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #397 - Cavats

This week we talk about (with a few cavats) Spider-Man: Homecoming with spoilers (starting at 1:25:15), Gallivant, Game of Thrones, the Las Vegas 51's, Playstation VR, GLOW, Baby Driver, Cinematic Titanic, Funko Pops save the workplace, the Church of Overwatch, The Batman gets overhauled, Star Wars WEstworld, George Romero, Martin Landau, the new WHO, A Few Good New Men, and Martin (the rat movie that isn't a rat movie). So learn your Tron lines, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #396 - Catheter of the Third Kind

This week we Streeeeeeetch things out as we talk about Spider-Man: Homecoming, Meepleville, Gong Show, Boing-Boing, Stretch Armstrong, Settlers of Catan, Dying Light, Zinger in space, The next Grudge, Tarantino's next movie, New Warriors get cast, Joan and Stan Lee, Close Encounters, Luke Cage, Futurama, Tales for a Halloween Night, Who Fears Death, Batman: Gotham by Gaslight, Assassin's Creed, The Umbrella Academy, Game of Thrones traveling exhibit, and Waxwork Records. Boing, Boing. It's time for a Geek Shock!

For Grandma Godbold

Geek Shock #395 - K-Hole

This week, Torgo takes a Bizarrrrrrrrrrrre Journey. We also talk about firework safety, Baby Driver, battle of the Network Stars, GLOW, John Wick, Favorite Rip-Offs, The Rob Lowe Files, Deep Blue Sea 2, Smelly VR, Fox Marvel expansion, Kirby Art, Room 104, The George Lucas Museum of Narrative Art, The Cruel Prince Shoes, Equus, Iron Maiden, DC Animated Movie Set, Foundation, Sea Oak, The Mist, Insomnia, and Live-Action Jetsons. So don't forget to kiss the Hatter, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #394 - Thanos Fist Mime

You like Comic-Cons? Then you mime be interested in this week show as we talk about Amazing Las Vegas Comic-Con, Friday the 13th-The Game, The Mist on Spike, Nobody Speak, Classic SNES, Six Second Fox, What happened on the Star Wars: Mime Solo movie, Wonder Woman breaks a new record, Venom vs Carnage, Ad Astra, Gibson's Hinterlands eyed for adaptation, Wonder Woman/Conan comic, The Twilight Zone movie moves forward, Collectors web comic, Disco Deathtrap, Batmime, Mime Lee, and more! So escape the box, it's time for a Mime Shock!

 

Mime.

Geek Shock #393 - THE BABYLON 5 CURSE

We hit the record button WAY to early this week as we talk about Where do they get those wonderful Spaceknives, the SHIELD comeback, Pine Deep, Big Trouble in Little Solo, Star Trek: Discovery continues to confound, Tom goes POP, The Dark Tower film annoys Torgo, a Lament Configuration for Simon Sayce, Who Watches the Lindelof(?), THE BABYLON 5 CURSE, Godzilla get Godzillia-er, Dark Phoenix gets a director, Dracula gets Sherlock-ed, Justice League gets a tonal change, FOX buys a stake in BOOM! Studios, Old Man Burton, and a Black Mirror on Paper. Beware the CURSE, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #392 - Funeral Crasher One X

This week Torgo and Jeff talk nonsense about E3 and the new Xbox One X S RV. We also do spoiler talk about Wonder Woman (Staring at 1:34:15). Also we discuss Salem's Lot, Julius Caesar Madness, The floppin' Mummy, Umbrella Corp is REAL, the return of Death Wish, Adam West, Glenne Headley, Spider-Man sequels, Little Nightmares, Code 8, Misfits and much more! So watch out for Unicorn Balls, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #391 - Andyana Jones

This week we hit the record button WAY too early as we talk about Wonder Woman (Spoiler Free), The joy of Michael Rooker, The Guardians Touch a Monkey {Guardians of the Galaxy 2 spoilers} (31:50), The long road to Jerusalem's Lot, Jeff's Happy Bacon Weiner, So you wanna move to Vegas(?), a request to up the Funko Game, The Dark Universe Expands, The Phantom's Love Never Dies, Sharknado 5, The epic of Egbert the Third vs Mazes and Monsters, The biopic of Wonder Marston, The journey of Rambo, The Man Who Filmed Don Quixote, Runaways find a Hulu home, We'll always be together in Electric Dreams, NOS4A2, Not much Pandora, Beware the Silent History, Star Wars: Inferno Squad, the curse of Sleeping Beauties, and some Red Light/Green Light. So loft that wiener, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #390 - By The Wood

This week, we reminisce about old movie theaters and talk about Wonder Woman ridiculousness, actors who nailed their roles, Sleeping Giants, The League loses Liman, Far Cry 5 stupidity, Silver and Black by the Wood, New Mutants are scary, Disneyland puts easter eggs in the Guardians, Nintendo Switch ramps up, King of Kong goes musical, The Jepsons, BLue BOok, My Favorite Things Is Monsters, and Googlenet. So down that body-sushi, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #389 - The Sniffing of Marquis de Sade

This week we almost lose Torgo as we talk about the return of Twin Peaks, Heavy Metal, Andy's life of crime and accompanying Tattoo, 12 Monkeys, the return of Tim Bits, the Dark Universe, Resident Evil Reboots, Justice League, Sir Roger Moore, Tom Hardy is Venom, Dark Crystal Returns, Red Light/Green Light returns, Nathan Drake is chosen, George Romero Returns to the Dead, Cronenberg's Dragon, Ridley Scott TNT's a night, Torgo mangles Snowpiercer, The Witcher, Nightflyers, The Wheel of Time, Judge Dredd, Locke & Key, Witchblade, Kingdom, and King Kong Skull Island. So get Torgo some reading lessons, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #388 - Cranky Anky

This week, Torgo waxes about an old fun house, Jeff Levels Up, Kommander K has his Cinefix, Andy gets free comic books, and Maple Leaf Matt is Canadian. We also talk about Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 (with spoilers starting at 1:28:30), Justice League resuits, more details about The Purge TV, New Mutants casting, Powers and Parks, Timeless gets a reprieve, Black Lightning, Zuul unearthed, Deadpool gets animated, Freakshift, head transplants, American Horror Story gets political, My Pretty Pony gets a Bell, Greengrass on the Torso, plus other general nerdiness. Our lady is the sea. It's time for a Geek Shock! Special Thanks to Jamie for all the goodies!

 

Geek Shock #387 - After After After After Credits Scene

It took so long to bake it this week as we talk about Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 (spoiler free), a Journey into Journey, MovieBob fixes Fantastic Four, Free Comic Book Day, Circle, KFC Gets Sexy, The Vampire Chronicles, The Return of Roseanne, All You Need Is Repeat, World War Fincher, the Other Hellboy, Unbreakable Split, McG and Masters of the Universe, Star Wars Fan Figs, Stanley Weston, Superman vs the KKK, Firestarter, Throttle, More Game of Thrones, Happytime Murders, The Purge TV, War of the Worlds Victoria, edible drones and in praise and lement of MacArthur Park. So leave that cake out in the rain, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #386 - Drive-By kylo Ren

This week we live vicariously through Jeff's Disney/Universal adventures. We also talk about Puddles the Clown, Atlantis Resorts, Star Wars Celebration panels, the Jeffwarts Express, the terrors of Joyland (and apparently the other Joyland), sexy emails and Geek Streaming Services. So check that engine light, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #385 - Oh Mauuuus!

We've got geek news dammit, and we're gonna get through it! This week we talk about Firefly Weddings, Longmire, Chalk, 5 Minute Dungeon, Supergirl, DC Streaming Service, Blackpills streaming service, recasting Genie, The Writers Guild strike, Life, Superheroes Decoded, the Labyrinth reboot/remake, Casting Cable, Captain Marvel gets its director(s), Lucasfilm changes its release game, Upcoming adventures in Disney's Star Wars land, a new DC Comics Theme Park, X-Men: Dark Phoenix, George Takei writes a Graphic Novel, Marvel's other next event, Gemini Man get the go ahead after two decades, Robert Silverberg gets Hollywood love (finally), Fahrenheit 451 gets HBO treatment, Crichton's last novel gets Amblin-ed, and Andy throws a new twist in the boys' Funko game. So oil up that volleyball body, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #384 - Self Pillowing

Get yourself a heaping helping of Red Light/Green Light. We also talk about that Star Wars trailer, Catan, Hostage to the Devil, NES Classic ends, Apple wants some Disney, Selling Treasures, Babylon 5 returns to streaming, New Warriors, Anne Rice, the new MST3K, The Awesome Show, Neuromancer, Shadowrun, The Building(!), InterWorld, Umbrella Academy, Gorillaz, Girl 10, Unsolved Mysteries, Xanth and the return of the Funko Twins. So how many do you have? It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #383 - War Thor and Seven Years Ago...

Come to the land of ice and snow as we talk about That Thor Trailer, Lexx, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Unworthy Thor, Our first purchased comics, Gaunt's Ghosts, Mass Effect Babies, More G.I. Joe, More Transformers, LOTS More Call of Duty, Britbox Brings The WHO, Invincible, Secret Empire and the continuation of the Funko War. So count your Funkos, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #382 - The Talent, Lovetit.

Yes, unfortunately the Live Show is lost forever, but FEAR NOT, MOKEYS! Barry joins us as we revisit the most important topic of how Barry epicly failed at epic pranking. We also talk about the Las Vegas Haunted Museum, Andy's (Almost) Killers Video Story, Ozzyman Reviews, CPRG Addict, Mass Effect: Andromeda, Horus Heresy novels on Humblebundle, Book Suggestions for the non-reader, Creature from the Back Again Lagoon, The expendable Expendable, Sharknado: FOR REALS, Joss v Batgirl, Rodriguez attempts to Escape, Rainn is Mudd, and the Big Trouble in Little China Board Game. So, make some big, overwrought plans, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #381 - Pink Kryptonie

This week the color of the Kryptonite decides as we talk about Commercials that make you irrationally mad, Geek Shock Live updates, Powerless, What WE want to see adapted to other media, Hate-Reading Gamelife, Designers and Dragons, Gamestop stops a little, The Voyage of Doctor Dolittle, Scream Reboots again, Silver Sable and Black Cat and Venom, Star Wars planned out till the 2030's, Steven Brust, and The Pro gets optioned. So choose your color, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #380 - The Coin

This week, the COIN decides... as we talk about Iron Fist, Nerdlesque, Comic Book Girl 19 v Logan, Living in a Table Top Game, Pulp Fiction: The Golden Age of Storytelling, Amazon Pilot Season, Cash's Hurt, Military History Visualized, The ReMatrixing, VCR Games, The Batman is so F**ked Right Now, Venom Moves Forward, The Winchester Mansion, PS3 comes to a close, Jay Lynch and Bernie Wrightson, Untold Horrors documentary series, Becoming Bond, and a joining of two Kings. So get the gauze, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #379 - Play That Funko Music, White Boy

It's Slobberin' Time as this week we talk about Norse Mythology and Tom Hiddleston's Thighs, Horizon: Zero Dawn, Hap & Leonard, Storybundle.com, Trek Rank, Tongo, Just Cause Momoa's In It, Young Sheldon, Fake Games in Real Movies, Amazing Stories, Godzilla Animated, Bloodshot, Some Xbox Stuff, Drew Goddard joins Deadpool 2, MST3K: The Comic Book, History Buffs, Whoopie Boys, Remo Williams, Things we love that the world hates, and we finish with a spoilery discussion of Logan (with warnings). So try not to imagine Tom Hiddleston, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #378 - I 'Snikt' On Your Grave

This week we earn extra time in the ball pit as we talk about Logan, Presto Magix, Andy's Trek Journey, Horizon: Zero Dawn, Resident Evil 7, Trying to change a negative mind / X-23, Playgrounds in Movie Theaters, Tron Rebootz, More Saw, Indiana Jones 5, Torgo's Flight Wipe, Star Trek Discovery's Captain, Switch out the gate, Amazon's Pilot Season, Disney's Ant-Man Ride, casting in Fox's Untitled X-Men TV Show, Art of Atari, and Ridley Scott wants to make six more Alien movies. So grab your kids for Candyman, it's time for a Geek Shock. 

Geek Shock #377 - Googlemash

What have you disliked for no good reason only to find out you loved it once you tried it? We also talk about Marco Polo, Sandman, Vampire : The Masquerade, Scarlet Gospels vs Damned, Watchdogs 2, Kentucky Punishers, Dracula Now, Papa Priority, Nightwing comes to the DCWBU, Mayhew steps down, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, Bill Paxton, YouTube TV, American Gods, the smooth jazz metal of Andy Rehfeldt, and a Stewart farewell to Professor X. One age ends, another begins. It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #376 - Lip Stick

It starts of with a "creative" solution for the ladies, then we talk about Silver Streak, Passengers, Bleach, Twilight Zone Tower of Terror changes, Batman Director woes, Torgo reads a lot, CGI Lion King, Maximus Bolton, Weird Al's lost Pac-Man song, the Saudi Comic-Con, Marvel changes at Disney Parks, Ridley Scott's not a whale movie, Berger Books, and Tom Holland's return to Fright Night. So adjust those thighs, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #375 - F U of the Apes

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY STEPHANIE! You may be surprised, but it will be consensual. This week we talk about John Wick, Legion, Green Room, Part 2's, Disappearance at Devil's Rock, Airplane, fever dream stories, best assigned books, @GeekShockAltFax, Star Worlds Episode XXXIVE=MC2: The Force Awakens the Last Jedi Who Went Rogue, Planet of the Apps, Fangoria Folds, New Batman Director, Deep Space Nine: What We Left Behind, Secret Empire, Halloween sequels, Indoor Drive-In, Star Wars Land and Avatar at Disneyworld, A People's History of the Vampire Uprising, The Handmaid's Tale hits #1 and Ape talk. So don't slow walk in front of Andy, it's time for a Geek Shock! 

Geek Shock #374 - Everything Is Better With A Cow

We're back! This week we talk about Wargaming Conventions and LVO, Torgo's Goth Days, Wayne's World 25th Anniversary, Michael Westmore, Ready Player One, PETA vs Warhammer, Batman, Deep Space Nine Woes, the return of Dune, Rats of NIMH, Good Omens, Friday the 13th, Terms and Conditions: the Graphic Novel, Richard Hatch, Clive Barker joins Project Greenlight, Overlord, Camp Grizzly, Cult of Chucky, Attack on Titan, Bitter Seeds and Cowboy Poetry. So paint a Space Wolf, it's time for a Geek Shock

Geek Shock #373 - Lepress

Can you smell it? This week we talk about Toruk, Canada's Worst Drivers, Evel Pie, Star Trek: Discover Eventually, Terminator: The "Reboot and Conclusion", WoW! Recipe? The Meal Is Ready, DC Comics raises prices, Axnar, The Last Jedi, Dollar Store Elmers, Black Adam, Hulu catches up to everyone else, Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Hammerman, and the best mishearing of Toto's Africa ever. So Follow Those Twins as They Grow Up, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #372 - Cheeseburger and Porn Silo

Oh, a long one! (That's what she...) This week we talk about The Roddenberry Vault, Comic Pull Lists, Amber Unicorn Books and Big Bang Toys, Lee Moyer's Small Gods, The Magic Castle, Clone Wars, Anime Strike, Backstroke of the West, WatchCartoonsOnline, the toys that got away, Nintendo Switch, James Cameron's Story of Science Fiction, Legion, the 81 foot Evangelion, William Peter Blatty, Titan Books' premature book sequels, Rogue One, and the Onion makes movies now. It could have been so beautiful.
 

Geek Shock #371 - Joist

On this week's Shock, we talk about Andy's self-driving sex car (or is it?). We also talk about Fun Home, No Clip, Priest, The woes of Kevin Smith, The Brady Coven, Bird Box by Josh Malerman, DS9 Woes, Charmed Again, Monopoly Tokens, Other Tokens, Ludmilla, Clueless Gamer, Starcade, Supernatural 13, Constantine animated, Pizza ATM, Carrie Fisher, Omeganauts, REd Light/Grean Light (for real this time) with The Passage, Searchers, The Hike and Metropolis. So Hoist the Moist Joyce, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #370 - Diddleball

First show of the year. What did we talk about? Hell if I know. But I do seem to recall War Room Games, Cromcast, Comic-Con "volunteers", Pinball, the Rob Liefeld-iverse, Emmerich's Dark Matter, Josh Boone's Revival, Last of Us 2, Dirty Tolkien and the Red Light/Green Light that wasn't. So....good luck, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #369 - Rogue One: Waiting For Shoes

The year is done. This week, the boys dig deep and find favorites of the year, open presents and talk a lot about Rogue One. This discussion goes deep into spoilertown and begins at 47:43 (through the end of the podcast). May your year be geeky and bright.