Geek Shock

Geek Shock #343 - Enigmatic, Blue-Collar Contradiction

In our quasi-futuristic dystopian podcast we talk about Goatwolf, Independence Day: Resurgence, film bias, Game of Therons, Animated Spider-Man, Moonfall, Roadside Picnic, G.L.O.W., Crazy Face, Mirror's Edge TV, And Another Thing Radio, Slender Man, Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich, and a whole lot of random. So grab your goatsbane, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #342 - Vomit Comet Orgy

Sometimes...I don't know how topics devolve like this but this week we talk about City Hunter, Quiet-Con, Brian Keene's Pressure, The dangers of following Paul's advice, Ash, offending listeners, Warcraft triumphant, Anton Yelchin, Mallrats TV, Blood Drive, sex with cats, Carnival Row, Mr. Cadillac, Get Shorty TV, Empress,GH respect for the retired, Dimension 404, Hell Bent, blood as lubricant, War Wolf, Andre the Giant Bio-Pic, Ghostbusters: Ecto Force, the Stanley Hotel, how do batteries work (?), and the Walking Dead Experience. So, hide your cat, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #341 - Home Alone 5: Caught Jackin' It!

Let's talk video games! and Parking! and...kid jokes?...again? We also talk about E3, Warcraft, Doom, Spec Ops: The Line, Voltron, More Passion, Zootopia, Game of Thrones, Paul Dini, Namor, American Scully, New Flash director, Alice, Rising Stars, Scarlet, Seveneves, Chaos Walking, Trunk Monkey, Malignant Man, and Mandrake the Magician. So, set your traps, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #340 - Hot Fish Jokes

Let us lure you in this week with talk of the Vegas Marvel Avengers S.T.A.T.I.O.N., Doom, Terminator: Genisys, Up Up Down Down, Warlock Holmes, SG1 for Charity final tally, Comic characters we want to see in film, Murray Murray, TV commitment rings, Friday the 13th, and (somehow) hot fish jokes. Carp Diem, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #339 - Boxcar's Willie

It started so well... This week's Geek Shock goes off the rails as we talk about Web Comics, The Fireman, The Division, The Boxcar Children, David Lynch, Oglaf, X-Men: Apocalypse, Lawrence Welk, The Cripleys, Axnar, Awesome TV Stations, Curse (Kind of), and horrible, horrible things. If you heard too much, it's your fault. It's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #338 (Part 2) - LiveShock

Geek Shock live as recorded at the Paseo Verde Library Mini-Con in Henderson, NV on Saturday, May 28th 2016.

Geek Shock #338 - Vulcan Bang Bus

Here is Part 1 (part 2 will be our live show this Saturday) of this Mega-Shock week. In part 1 we talk about Jeff's Thing, Preacher, Ghostbusters, Pocket Card Jockey, Crossed, Froot Movie, Ludlum Cinematic Universe, Halloween, Thor casting, Spider-Casting, ComiXology Unlimted, and Vagazzling. So grab your rhinestones, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #337 - Tetris v Teenage Jokeru

Geek Shock, Bigger, Longer, Uncut as we talk about Civil War (Spoilers start at 1:36:00), Red Light/Green Light, StokerCon, Star Wars extended Universe, Level Up Expo, Johnathan Coulton, Ghostbusters, Brain Dead, Deadpool, Limitless, Favorite MCU movies, Pacific Rim 2, Centipede: The Movie, Fruitville Panther, Supergirl Crosses Over, Transformers 5 gets a name, DC film shakeup, Darwyn Cooke, Buckaroo Smith, the Frequency of Riverdale, Time after Time and waaaay too much Human Centipede. WHEW! It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #336 - Rumpleteazer

Now with less Mungojerrie! This week we talk about David Cross vs Vegas, Civil War, The River Above, Star Wars Extended Cannon, Entertainment Weekly is a Dick, The Last Vegas Mob Experience, The Breaking of Star Trek, Cats: The Musical, Disney Finite, The Mummy, Young Han Solo, Captain Marvel (no the other one), Irredeemable, Touring del Toro, Wolverine R, New Mutants, Phillip K. Dick, the return of Locke & Key, and Wraiths of a Broken Land. SO, watch out for the Bowling, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #335 - Shinobi, Shinobi, Shinobi

The ninja's Hard to get! This week we talk about Shovel Knight, May the 4th, Manos: the Novel, War of the Worlds, Wrestling, Shinobi, Flash Problems, Space Jam 2, The First Omen, Paramount sued over Transformers 4, Punisher TV show, Wheel of Time, Guardians of the Galaxy Tower of Terror, Battlestar Galactica '80, Barbarian Movies and lots more. So, good night Ned, It's time for a Geek Shock

Geek Shock #334 - Snatch, Crackle, pop

Ludmilla and Mumm-Ra in the same show? We also talk about The Manos: Hands of Fate Novel, Gaming Mill, MovieBob, Quantum Break, the Pinball Hall of Fame, Three's Company Two, a loss of Inhumans, FilmStruck for your buck, RDJ vs Spider-Man vs Ludmilla, a new companion, Ecto-Cooler, The Hasbro Cinematic Universe gets interesting, Guy Hamilton, Crackle n Snatch, EVE Online-The TV show, and a visit to the Pit of Ultimate Evil. So blow out your wraps, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #333 - Shredding the Ant's Butt

More Chaos! More Geek Shock! This week We talk about VR Porn in Vegas Hotels, That Darn Squid God, Paul watches Man of Steel, Fatty Rabbit Hole: The Game, Boys II Men, Hemlock Holmes, DC Animated, 13th Floor, Far Cry: Primal, Robert E. Howard, Bridge to Terabithia, Degrassi: Next Class, All the Avatars, The Defenders, Jurassic World 2, Good Omens, Happy City, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, A few Good Men Live, Greg Grunberg, Alf, and Interactive Twilight Zone. It's time for a Stay-cation. It's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #332 - A Bib For Tuna

We cater to all your theremin and Marlee Matlin needs as we talk about SYFY takes a dive, Back to Battlefront, the joy of Porkins, Suicide Squad reshoots, Alien Strip Club, The Galaxy Quest that could have been, Starman, Sharknado 4, Mythbusters sharks the jump, Sony/Marvel crossover, The Boys go Cinemax, Fishbone, Faces of Death, Dark Star, Cloak and Dagger, Misfits, Death Note, Doctor Sleep, Watership Down, Cell, a Bib for Tuna, and the final nail in the PS2. So pork your Grunberg, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #331 - Vegetable Legs (Man in Motion)

All you need is a pair of wheels...OR MORE, DAMMIT! This week we spoiler talk lots about Batman v Superman. We also talk about Fact-Check Andy Golf, Disneyland, More Force Awakens Theories, Nobody cares about Tarzan, Watership Down v Plague Day, Magicians, Walking Dead hoopla, Deathgasm, The Killing Joke, St. Elmo's Fire, and the sexual proclivities of Cobra. So shine that face, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #330 - Milk, Milk v. Lemonade

We were horrible children with horrible songs. We also talk about Batman v Superman, The One Book We Would Give All The World, Joker's True Identity, Return the Tapes, McCartney of the Caribbean, Redder Mars, Redder Gambit, Jacob's Ladder Action Thriller, Ready Player One, God Particle, Torgo v names, The Blacker Cauldron, Return to Tut, Killer Klowns Kontinues, Howard Lovecraft and Performing in Red Face. So sing along, it's time for a Geek Shock! 

Geek Shock #329 - Autoerotic Amnesia

This episode anoints its spines with venomous spittle as we talk about Spankathon, Comic-Con Parking, Daredevil v Punisher, Wizard World, The fates of Just Michael and Dr. Vlarg, Geek Shock: The Vidyagame, Star Trek: the Concert, Gaming Mill and bad dates, Indiana Jones 5 gets worse, Crow gets worse, Lobo movie, Deadpool numbers, Toonz, Maniac, and Sonic the Breasthog. Geek Shock... Sometimes it works.

Geek Shock #328 - Bangkok!

Bee Nipples! We also talk about Indiana Jones 5, Cannonball Run, The Joy of Deadwood, Peanuts, Cons, Toys Toys Toys, Fictfact, Book Recommendations, Werewolf Breasts, Fanfic, Red Mars, Bum Balls, True Skin, Turn of the Screw, One Night in Bangkok, Coloring Books, and Oxygen Deprived Astronaut Bill Reed. So get augmented, It's time for a Geek Shock! 

Geek Shock #327 - Fingersniff

Wonder Twin Powers Activate. Shape of this week's show where we talk about Sandman Sleeps, Gods of Egypt, Venom for Venom, Failing upward, Tony and Gary Hutzel, SYFY's Aftermath, Ian McFriday, The Terror, Scalped to TV, Rabid redone, Genocidal Organ, IDW's Deviations, 12 Monkeys, Vegas Pizza, Gaming Mill, Hap & Leonard, Ghostbusters and the Secret of the Wonder Twins. Get Gleeked, it's time for a Geek Shock! 

Geek Shock #326 - DeerDevil or Some S**t

We're gonna find it, you guys! We are also gonna talk about Casting the Geek Shock TV Show, Galaxy Quest, The Magicians, Count Kingpin, Captain Nemo, The D&D Movie, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Jean-Claude Van Johnson, Pacific Rim 2, The Dark Tower, Iron Fist, A Wrinkle in Time, Roger Corman and... Deer Devil. Dammit. So figure out your bit, it's time for a Geek Shock!

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Geek Shock #325 - Clutz & Slutz

Your #1 source of skin tag jewelry as we talk about Street Fighter 5, Brit Mags, Scoops Minecraft, Deadpool woes, Racism, Ludmilla, the Origin of Gaming Mill, Activision Crush, Old R Logan, Batman v Superman, Supergirl, Poutine, and Andy's New DVD Series. So check those nooks for cats, it's time for a Geek Shock.

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Geek Shock #324 - Ludmilla's Sweet Seed

Andy returns! Now, about that sister... We also talk about Deadpool, Mothra's Agent, Console Wars, Firecrotch, Red Letter Media, Venture Brothers, Scoops Minecraft, Master & Kommander 2016, Deathgasm, Turbo Kid, More Fanfic, Gaming Mill's Top 3, What we lost in the Star Wars Extended Universe, Player One Podcast, Chrontendo, Death House, Bruce Campbell News, Justice League Action, Batman v Superman worries, Red Light/Green light, and Andy's Sister. So plug that Volcano, it's time for a Geek Shock!

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Geek Shock #323 - Strokin'

Let this be a warning to any Geek Shock member who misses a show... I just....I can't.... We also talk about Adam Cesare and Zero Lives Remaining, Bone Tomahawk, Flash, Pokémon, X-Com, Nintendo Badge Arcade, Gaming Mill Watches Pixels, more Fanfic (For Fat Check Dandy), Z, NASA Gets Screwed, More Saw, 20,000 Leagues Under the Singer, More Deadpool, Bryan Fuller and Trek, the loss of GameTrailers and much more. So beware the car seat baloney, it's time for a Geek Shock!

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Geek Shock #322 - Don't Be a Bad-awan

What is a group of Tattoo artists called? This week, we reheat our revenge as we talk about He-Man benefits , More Force Thoughts, Star Trek: The Experience Documentary, More Fanfic, Senators vs technology, Ghost React, Tattoo suit, Labyrinth II, Revival bumps Stand, Stretch Armstrong, X-Files and the return of Red Light/Green Light. So, put those kids to bed, it's time for a Geek Shock!

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Geek Shock #321 - Resleeved

This episode comes in layers as we talk about X-Files, Porn Conventions, McG vs Paul, Sword of Doom, more Geek Shock FanFic, Exorcist: the Series, DC re-numbers (again), Secret Wars (Again), McChocolate Potatoes, Moffat leaves Who, Altered Carbon, the Power of Grayskull and more. So get ready for some He-Man, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #320 - Voqha: Murder Solver

This week Geek Shock stays with you whether you're haunted or not as we talk about Superman Lives, Murder She Wrote, Just Because 3, Billy's Monsters, Geek Shock Fanfic, X-Haunted, Godfatehr Epic, A Series of Unfortunate Harris, Brad Fuller, Blair Rakeskin, Robo-Stooges, Scary Stories to tell in the Dark, SBB, Voqha, Murder Solver, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Kiss Me First, One Strange Rock and a visit from Mumm-Ra. So wet your belly, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #319 - Sizzlean

Sizzlean needs her $40 and we need to talk about Rambo and Mr. T cartoons, The Ball Show, Geek Shock Fan Fic, Not so Amazing Spider-Man, Kylo Ren, Just Cause 3, Terraria, Playboy Mansion for sale (with bonus), they want Lucas, Let's Play, John Cena, Fruitvale Panther, Class, The Fireman, Angus Scrimm, Tales from the Crypt, Miller Maxed Out, Deadwood's conclusion, and VR coasters. So strap on your VR helmet and grab your $40, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #318 - RoboSteelskin

This episode puts it's foot in the butter as we talk about Hateful Eight, Scrod, how to play Code Name (I think), Reboots and Sequels, British Panto, Coherence, Gaming Mill, Finn/Poe lovin, New Indiana Jones, The Voice of Fett, Voltron, RoboSteelskin, Fortunately the milk and Paul's Teste Slip. So tighten up that dance belt, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #317 - Full Plastic Jacket

The last Shock of the year! This week we talk about your Star Wars Emails, Sealab 2020, Hateful 8, Convergence, Mob of the Dead, Knight Rider Heroes, Hasbro: The Movie, two player card games, The Expanse, Sadako vs Kayako, Fallout Addiction, Taskmaster, War of the Worlds, and Lemmy. So roll out the confetti, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #316 - Alderaan Truthers

(Star Wars spoilers from 55:20 onward) Merry Christmas, Shock Monkeys! The Professor and Doctor Vlarg join us on this Merry Philosophical episode as we talk about Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Jeffiroth's awesome gifts, Jelly Bean Terror Poker, Should show authors expect viewers to have seen the source material, Bad guys, Glengarry Glen-Stewart, Batman v Superman, Morals v Anarchy, and sending Andy out into the cold. So saber up! it's time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock Rewind #5 - The Omega-Trekcast

If you want to know about Star Trek: The Experience, this is your cast. Members of the Trek Time Station reunite to talk theme park stories. Hear booming voice of Professor Biggs! Hear Kommander K before he was Kommander! Hear the joys of Barry and Deb! Plus news of the day, back in the day. This cast has not been available for over 5 years...until now...

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Geek Shock #315 - The Paul Awakens

The Force Awakens, but Paul does not! Beware the bubbles this week as we talk about fandom opinions, Dark Star, Cheese Sandwich, Jessica Jones, Chaos on the Bridge, Fallout 4, Golan Globus, Doctor Who, Mortal Kombat X, Kojima shirked, Dirty Dancing, The Mummy, NOS4A2, Red Mars, Star Wars: The Marathon Awakens and the return of Mumm-Ra. So, look out Shock Monkeys, it's a mummy... A MUMMY?!

Geek Shock #314 - Backtears

This episode we get saddle sore as we talk about our geek gift guide, the Joy of Rambo, Die Hard Towers, Gogol Bordello, MST3K, more Tomb Raider, Backtears, Riddick, His Dark Materials, Transformers, and more. So sniff that saddle, it's time for a Geek Shock!

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Geek Shock #313 - Two Socks Full Of Birdseed

This episode is solid dick as we talk about a defense of Gotham, StarCraft speculation, Color vs Lightspeed, Childhood's End, more Marvel-style universes, the joys of BeeeeeeOhhh, Hobbit issues, Captain EO, Billy Mitchell in court, MST3K's Day, Lost in Netflix, Jessica Jones, Okja, Illuminae, Tremors TV, The Witcher and Stan Lee's Strip Club. So get your EO, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #312 - Kid Jokes & Spoiler Dildos

Prepare to have your funny bone tested as Paul PERFORMS THE INTERNET! We also talk about Bob and David, The Waking of Alan, the joys of Gotham, Electric Boogaloo, Improv rules, Jokes by Kids, Scary Disney Rides, Alien: The Renaming, Memento-but BETTER!, MST3K moves forward, The End Train to television and so much more! So identify the plant, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #311 - H.P. Lovecraft's Scallops & Waffles

All the tastes you're not expecting. We also talk about Fallout 4, The Doubleclicks, Spring, VV Comic Book Festival, Secret Wars, Spectre, Hipsters, Life Coaching, Andy gets a new catchphrase, The Babadook, MST3K Kickstarter, the woes of Lovecraft, Call of Duty Avengers style, and all sorts of tangential randomness. So eat those bananas and cream, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Wonderful Maple Leaf Matt theme by Sam Heffernan.

Geek Shock #310 - Bobcat Ra

The pyramid you've all been waiting for returns; Mumm-Ra Joins us this episode! We also talk about Halo/Pepsi Woes (More!), Bridge od Spies, Star Wars EU, Aliens woes, Van Wickerman, Six Billion Dollars more, New Star Trek...at a price, Greatest American Hero, Amazing Stories, Air France gets Star Wars before you do and questions for the Great Everliving. So eat those yummies, it's time for a Geek Shock! 

Monster Balls MP3

A gift from us to you this Halloween season, courtesy of Geek Shock: The stand alone version of Monster Balls

Geek Shock #309 - He Bit His What?

Happy Halloween! We have a special spooktacular gift for your Halloween party! We also talk about Halo Woes, Torgo's run for president, Church of Bacon, Gaming Mill Music, Sebastian's Vader, Supergirl, Cruel TV Intentions, Severed Limb Collecting, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Expense Reports, Kingsman 2, Vladimir Vader, Bond Opinions, Vegas Bathrooms, and Meat Swords. How do you deal with a werewolf? Listen to this important Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #308 - God Rimmed the Sarlacc

Hide your Boba Fett as this week we talk about Back to the Future Anniversary, Transformers Devastation, Alan Wake, Red Oaks, Slash Hack, Hansel and Gretel 2, Ten Commandments redux, more Annabelle, More Die Hard, Hellfire Legion, Y watch this show, Emails, and derpy Teela. So wet your Fett, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #307 - Uncle Owen's BeruBQ

It's not the sauce, but how long you smoke it! This week we talk about Friending Unfriended, Flash, Name of the Kvothe, Splinter of the Minds Eye, Jindal's idiocy, Expendables 4, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Justice League Dark, Z-men, Time Bandits TV, Dino-Riders, The Woods, Werewolf Noir, PS4 cuts, Voice Actors Strike, Far Cry Primal, Ubisoftland, Mass Effect Land, and Sci-Fi Frys. So crash that spaceship, it's time for a Geek Shock!