Geek Shock

Geek SHock #144 - Vaginal Climbing Wall

uglycouchshow — Wed, 16 May 2012 08:39:36 +0000

Watch where you put your feet in this ghastly episode of Geek Shock where we talk about geek happenings like Stinkor Week, Zed Events, Dark Berry, the evils of adoption, rape toast, upcoming TV shows, Mayan Calendars, Hiccupops, Diablo 3, more government DVD intrusion, and the Big List continues with SYFY reality shows. So drink that toilet wine and prepare for a Geek Shock!

Geek SHock #143 - The Defartment of Depends

uglycouchshow — Wed, 09 May 2012 08:37:03 +0000

Parents, hide your dolphins and call the Defarment of Depends! The boys of Geek Shock continue to terrorize good taste as they talk about geeky subjects like Axe Cop, Diablo III, Avengers, Cabin in the Woods (spoiler fee), Dumb Box Deals, the DoD, Carbon-Freeze-Me, Cameron’s one trick kitty, MMO-dive, Elder Scrolls Online, Driverless Cars, Dish vs AMC, Kick Ass 2, and the Big List continues as we explore pitches of SYFY scripted shows. So bring along your heroin addict, it’s time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #142 - Smells Like Pants

uglycouchshow — Wed, 02 May 2012 09:35:07 +0000

This episode we speak of Jury Duty, Dark Shadows, The Raven, The Three Stooges, Angry Birds Land, Cruise Helsing, Romita’s Record, Fringe con vs con vs pro, Obi’s arrest, Lucasland, lotsa Hulk , Gaimen Disney, Poltergeist 201X, Comic-con Exclusive Toys, the Avengers, Dredd, Adam Sessler’s G4 departure and we continue our SYFY Big List. So drop your pants at the Goodwill, it’s time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #141 - The Worst Thing That Ever Happened

uglycouchshow — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 08:51:16 +0000

Nothing beats the heat like Godfather on Ice! This week we talk about Kiss Mini-Golf, King’s Island, Hulk Dush, Crown Crust Pizza, Saw Boat, Axe Cop, Gambitious, Kenny vs Spenny, cell carriers, Lobo, Super Boob Ball, Amazon tax and The Big List makes it’s triumphant return as SYFY announces it’s new “offerings”. Get ready to get scared by a door; it’s Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #140 - Cricket & A Rim Shot

uglycouchshow — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 08:54:42 +0000

Oh, God help us! Paul is drinking sweet tea again and you get all the “benefits”. Plus Fact-Check Andy takes a seat at the couch to weigh in on this week’s geekery such as Monsterpalooza 2012, Arizona, Jersey Comics, BTW, Resident Jacket, Mr Toad’s Wild Film, Need For Seed, Thief of Thieves, Halo 4, Joyland, abandoned amusement parks, Trooper Gump, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Gamestopped, Plastic Galaxy, Moon’s Olympiad appearance, Titanic profits, Sin City 2, and falling game numbers. So give that cricket a rim shot, it’s time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #139 - Space Jesus

uglycouchshow — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:15:00 +0000

This is what we get when we watch an episode of Wondershowzen before we record. You (and your families) have been warned. NSFW WTF BBQ! It starts with yogurt. Nuff Said! But we also talk about geeky things like I Can Has Reality Show(?), not your Springfield, more Game, less violence, Get Along Gang, less Mandarin, Robogeddon, The ship that almost was, Mummy madness, ME3:Ex, Golden poo, He-Man DC, John Romero, and National Comics. So give your praise to Space Jesus! It’s time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #138 - Virgin Orphan Eggs

uglycouchshow — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 08:59:16 +0000

Today we “crack” the mystery of Virgin Boy Eggs (if you have to ask, then you NEED to listen). We also delve into the Supercheck, Triplets, the real D&D, Geek & Sundry, Barker’s babies, more Burgundy, companion 7, Amazon Primed for PS3, the nature of DLC, Arizona is being dumb again, Sega stripped, Wii U-less, people read books (dammit), the joys of Allan, and the O.C.T. So tell your brother to pee in the pot, it’s time for a Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #137 - Turtle Taint

uglycouchshow — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 09:28:46 +0000

Oh, we love to stir the nerd-rage pot, don’t we? It’s even better when Michael Bay makes our job easier. That’s not the only thing that might send you into a tizzy. We also talk about the Spider that almost was, the Facebook bill, tweet theater, Mass Effect 3.1, The Hobbit, Hemlock Grove, Super-whaaaa(?), Mistborn, Carrie (3,4,..5?), the Rize of the D, Clerks Animated 2.0 and Soul Calibur 5. Just say “Yay” to “Bay”!

Geek Shock #136 - A Mom & Pop Operation

uglycouchshow — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 09:12:21 +0000

Geek Shock is a wholesome Mom and Pop operation. If you don’t believe us, just look at our box art. And while you are at it, listen in as we talk about Mass Affectation, Batman Live in the US, Blood Urine Man, TAMT, Wu-Farm Clan, John Carter FTL, Diablo III, Michael Dorn, Game Law, IP Pirates, cross dressing grandpa, Creepshow 3, and the number of Dead. So get ready to pop. It’s time for Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #135 - Tongue and Whisper

uglycouchshow — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 08:36:25 +0000

Take a good look into your mirrored ceiling and look deep into your geeked out soul. This week my cause some serious introspection as we talk about John Carter, George Reith, Michael’s Pail Kids, Porkin’ Donuts, SW:TO Freepublic, Mammoth Park, Chronicle(s), Peter Molyneux, the Dark Tower returns, Braveheart 227, suicidal time-travelers, Diablo plays nice, 3DS FTW, Marvel Super-comics, the Running of the Rascals, the return of the Griswalds, Ultimate Marvel Marathon, Drone-o-cop, Double Fine’s Adventure, and The Tongue and The Whisper. SO get ready to share that big bed with a little Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #134 - Cupcake ATM

uglycouchshow — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 09:32:47 +0000

Rango, FTW. WTF. Geek Shock is back and that is where you will find the wonderful cupcakes directly from the Famous Paul. Beware of strange machines that offer goodness/badness. Also look out for New Pac-Man cartoons, Revolution’s Creed, Mass Effect 3, Nosy job offers, Harry Pottbox, Rango, 99 Stories, Outerra, Ultimate Tak Ball, Bender FTW, Cupcake ATM (God Help Us), auto-corrects, fights on Boardwalk, McRibster, Balder’s Gate (?), Kim Fields, NASA, and meth/comics addiction. So scratch that scratch-n-sniff sticker. It’s time for Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #133 - Don’t Worry, Be Glappy!

uglycouchshow — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 07:30:54 +0000

GLAPPY - (adj.). The mixed feelings you get when you see a movie/tv show/book/game that you didn’t really care for, but you are glad they made it anyway (the ‘meh’ that you care for). i.e.”I was really GLAPPY to see the Conan movie because even though I didn’t like it, I’ll probably never get to see another one in the theater.”

Today the Geek Shock crew add another important word to your geek vernacular. We also talk about the drudgery of the reboot, Taymor’s triumph, TF4, Pee Wee xxx, Twisted Metal: Spirit of Vengeance, prime time Hannibal, John Carter: Princess of Mars, TMNT 3.0, and a slew of other deep nerd issues. So join us. You’ll be glappy you did!

Geek Shock #132 - Bull Penis DLC

uglycouchshow — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:59:06 +0000

This week’s Geek Shock is a culinary delight as we marvel at all the things that Paul has put into his mouth. We also talk about The River, Comic Book Men, The Walking Dead, Lillyhammer, Ultimate Dog Tease, Pizza Hut engagements, Warner Bros. owns everything, Whitney Houston, Double Fine’s Kickstarter, Doctor Trek, a lot of Simpsons, space19992099, Smallville season 11, Ghost rider and Gary Freidrich, China, and the Sci-Fi Center. So take a bite of that bull penis! It’s time for a geek shock.

Geek Shock #131 - Rusty Pickle

uglycouchshow — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:50:47 +0000

Time to punch in your nerd card, cause this week the geek goes deep. WE explore this week’s geek news to depths hitherto unploombed. So deep I don’t even know what that last sentence means.. so join us as we put our things down, flip it, and reverse it on topics like Musical McFly, Galactic Dance Off, Kiss (good and meh), the Simpsothon, Diablo III, Fourkiller, coma Clive, and musings on a new Trek TV series. Roll up them pants. It’s Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #130 - Wing Dang Without Impediment

uglycouchshow — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 08:36:24 +0000

It’s exciting day when we can give you Geek Shock with no impediment. But we have various mouth babies to talk about such as Madison Land, Virgin Girl Sweat Spray, Absolutely Anything, Super Fun Night, Nine Inch Snuff Film, V/H/S, X-Men: Second Class, Alcatraz, Marvel Next, Piratism, Twitter Felonies, Shazam, Nintendont, E3 hardware, ESA, and Star Wars: Underworld ep.1. So plug up that wall, it’s time for a Geek Shock.

Geek Shock #129 - Poop Waffle

uglycouchshow — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 07:43:58 +0000

Writer & comedian Matt Donnelly joins us once again as we traipse through the high-tech bathrooms of the geek news world. Waffle lovers may alter their opinions at any time during the show (pro or con). God help us, it’s Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #128 - The Poontang Express

uglycouchshow — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 22:20:52 +0000

This is it! Barry’s final Geek Shock episode and the gang is all here to cheer him on (i.e. ridicule him) and wish him well (lulz). Plus there a grip of Geek news out there…eventually… so join us in sending off the lady-haired freak. You’ll laugh so hard you’ll cough up your cancer!

Geek Shock #127 - The Coaster Gremlin

uglycouchshow — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 08:29:44 +0000

This year, make sure you put out the cheese or else the Coaster Gremlin will do his horrible business. In the meantime we have horrible business to attend to such as talking about ShEvil Dead, Akria costs too much, Dark Vador Burgers, more Marvel TV, Starwars: Underpants, D&D5, my little pony corrections, Kinect for Windows, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, Sopa app, Diablo III , and the Vita’s vitals. Beware the Gremlin and beware this episode of Geek Shock!

Geek Shock #126 - Jefftivism

uglycouchshow — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 08:02:26 +0000

It’s a new year and we’re a man down, but geek news waits for no one. We have Alien sex brothels and Fandom Menace (Nerdsy Shore) to talk about as well as a slew of many other geeky things. Woe to you, oh earth and sea, for it is a human number: 01111110. (Well…a logic number anyway)

Geek Shock #125 - End of Year 2011 Limited Edition

uglycouchshow — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 10:37:26 +0000

Professor Biggs joins us as we talk ebout the best Geek stuff of 2011. Foulness Ensues.